Murim Is Cringe
Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.
Immortal Inavsion
"Oh, greater one, we concede. It's just a shock for my friend here that a great one such as you would descend and grace us over a filthy little mortal that you want to... I mean, if I remember correctly, the immortal realm must have a lot of beauty. But for you to find a mortal, you really must be a pathetic weakling up there. I bet your mom abandoned you when you were a kid, and your father beat you, and all the women spit on you for you to come down to fuck a mortal. I mean, that's just fucking lame. I guess there's a hierarchy up in the immortal continent, and you must be bottom of the barrel."