16 press f for the door

previously on attack of the tittiees.....ehm ehm multiverse cafe

yao:.....make it so all refills are free and we have a deal

dracule:heh sure why not now how about I show you around yao.

yao::"it will be my pleasure my lord"

well at least he isn't a bad person

POV END

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I teleport us both back to the cafe where the justice league has just got done playing and are now staring at the ancient one

They both look at each other and then the ancient one says

yao:"hello there based on you apparel I believe you must be some sort of heroes in your world? (atleast I hope so,he wouldn't just let in a bunch of weirdos right?)"

Clark;Haha yes were called the justice league a team of heroes.

bruce:does that mean you have heroes in your own world to?

that's where I step in

dracule" yes yes yes there called the avengers a pretty stupid name if you ask me why not the defenders or the guardians etc I mean the fact you need to avenge means you already kinda failed first right? anyways stop staring at each other like awkward teenagers and Bruce dont glare at everyone you meet,now then time for instructions the ancient one meet chonky brood bat other wise Bruce ( I could see Bruce's glare deepen...I didn't even know that was possible ..impressive) the no 1 boy scout superman aka Clark (Clark just smiled at the description such a boy scout) baddass demigod wonderwoman and princess of baddass women diana (Diana seemed happy with my description of her and her people) bow and arrow dude(oliver:"hey atleast say my name") and lastly zatana who is another magic user like you (both zatana and yao perk up at this) and justice league meet the ancient one a badass bald sorceress warrior monk who has been protecting earth for centuries."(yao rolled her eyes while the league seemed happy she was someone who has been a hero for centuries)

after that they got together and talked for a while without problem

while Bruce was interested in how her world was different from theirs ,Clark was interested in the avengers and zatana in talking with another magic user.

while they were doing that I looked at yao and started thinking of something

after a while they all got done talking with each other and the league said there goodbyes and left

dracule:"so yao what would you like"

yao":I think I would like....everything here to be honest"

dracule:"hah then your welcome to it"

when yao went to go exchange her money to dimensional dollors(dd) I went behind the bar and suddenly called out

dracule:" hey yao how would you feel like getting rid of that dark dimensional energy you have without having to die?"

Yao actually stumbles on her way back,then she looks at me with a face full of emotion and says

yao:"I'd be willing to give anything."

dracule:"good then I'll take you"

yao:!!??

dracule:"pfft hahahahah your face"

yao seems to realize i was trolling her again and smiles not angry at all seems shes gotten used to my personality...sed

dracule":Ihmmm how about the copyright to sling rings I'll make em sexier and sell them in the shop"

yao":....that's it?"

dracule:"yep"

I dont really need.....anything I only do this to have fun and to keep up with the premise of being a cafe owner...it seems shes realized this as she bows very deeply towards me instead of awnserring

dracule":ok ok get up now I'll cleanse you of dark dimensional energy and instead you can connect yourself to my energy"

I say while sending her a wisp of my energy to familiarize herself with.

yao:"my lord are you sure about this?"

dracule:"yeah yeah no problem"

I have a literal infinite amount of energy even a trillion yoas wouldn't make a difference.

yao:"then it is my honour my lord"

after doing the procedure yao bows deeply to me again and leaves with a bright smile on her face

while I make a round black ring with a red gemstone in which if you looks closely there is the rune for dohavkin and cafe,I'll sell these as my version of the slingring after doing that I go to sleep

NEXT DAY

I had just woken up and came down when the door is smashed open again and the avengers walk in captain America with his shield ,Thor with his hammer and Tony in his suit with natasha and Clint behind them all geared up and battle ready

.Dracule:"OHH COME THE FUCK ON NOT AGAIN WHAT'S THAT DOOR EVER DONE TO YOU CAPES "

AUTHORS NOTE

as of now I've decided on a mini harem of dracule×yao+another one (hela maybe)=happy readers