FIRST LOLI AND GILGAPOOL?

PREVIOUSLY ON DUOLAO DA..EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE (A/N I cant be the only one to notice the sudden increase of gojo sataro and duolao daloa fics,not that I mind)

The Doctor:"...A SENTIENT BEING MADE OF PURE ENERGY!!"

after that...well let's just say for the next 45 min's one could see the doctor begging ,trying to bribe kurama and then ultimately trying to chase him around the cafe so he could get a scan or a sample of him

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dracule can be seen eating cookies and scrolling through the different shows in the multiverse when the cafe's door opens and incomes a.....A LOLI!!.

she enters.....,gets slapped by the information packet,looks at him and says only one thing.

ophis:"help me defeat baka red!."

dracule:"hmm why?"

ophis:"..what do you mean why?"

dracule: "i mean why do you want to get rid of baka.. ehm I mean great red?"

ophis;"...he took away the silence "

dracule:"so the only reason you want to get rid of him is to get the silence back right?"

ophis:"...yes"

dracule:"then what would you say if I told you I could make it so one of the rooms upstairs gave even more silence then the void?"

ophis:"'!!!?'

dracule:"BUT! now tell me why I should help you?"

ophis:".....b but...."

seeing the loli like this dracule's heart couldn't take it anymore, especially since she was his first loli

dracule:"how about this,i have a offer for you,if you agree you can stay here in the new void room."

ophis"!!?"

30 MIN LATER

Saitama enters the cafe to have a match against dracule and play the game they have here,when he sees a cute loli in a maid costume sitting on Dracule's lap eating cookies.

ophis;"...hello baldie, I'm this cafe's new maid and also dracule's personal loli...oh and I'm supposed to tell you I'm something called a LEGAL loli...how may I help you today"

saitama:...

ophis:...

dracule:....

saitama::..ok"

saying that saitama just backs out of the door

"someone else can deal with this shit,I'll fight him tommorow"

7 HOURS LATER

albedo was in the kitchen making dinner,ophis was enjoying her new room while dracule was about to close the cafe when a new customer entered

????:"hello brother!"

Dracule:"deadpool? no wait your suits black and white instead of red and black, pandapool?"

while dracule was saying this pandapool went behind the bar and started taking out the good stuff,he then took off his mask to drink but instead of a walking talking anus he looked like...

dracule:"blond hair,red eyes,........gilgamesh!! dafuck your gilgapool?"

gilgapool:"for shame dracule ,you dont even recognize your own brother!?"

dracule:"what do you mean brother,I have no brother!!"

gilgapool:"bah! we were made by the same author so it makes us brothers,talking about that what the fuck is this bullshit,I have to travel around the multiverse killing arrogant young master reincarnatees while you get to stay in your cafe with your waifu and now a loli! why the fuck dont I get a loli!, this is bullshit I tell you,injustice of the highest order!!..."

while continuing drinking he walks out of the cafe still screaming about the injustice of it all.

leaving a thoroughly confused and disturbed dracule behind

DRACULE POV

Author..wtf ,what does he mean by that,does that mean I'm some sort of fanfiction mc? I mean it all adds up if you think about it like that

meeting rob ,check✔

wishes,check ✔

getting op,check ✔

...no...no I am my own man, I cant continue to think about this to much or I'll end up like that version of professor x who looked into deadpools mind...yep I'm just gonna pretend like this never happened.

A/n

still have nothing good to watch or read plz.reccomend

Also gilgapool was from my other fic deadpool through the multiverse