59 ALL DADDY REACTS PART 4

PREVIOUSLY ON DEMON SLAYER EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE

"so what is next my young friend"

"now,we return to take a look at our friends the avengers!"

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CAFE CINEMA

One can see bor sitting in his chair while reading a booklet on Internet slang "such wierd and interesting words....I like them!!,nevertheless now let's get on to the new viewing"

[MOVIE BEGINS]

[AVENGERS TEAM FIGHT SCENE ]

Bor was smiling since the very moment this scene began,seeing everyone be badasses, he nodded his head and said "they have gotten better,and there teamwork has also approved by a lot,good"

[VILLAIN:"Can we hold them".

VILLAIN GOON LOOKING AT HIM LIKE HE IS AN IDIOT:"there...the avengers"]

"hahahahah well said cannon fodder 2"

[PEITRO FIGHTING HAWKEYE]

Bor looks at this scene curiously "ohh? I don't remember midgardians being able to do that!,but then again in my time they didn't turn into giant green rage monsters either"

[natasha turning the hulk back]

"oh.so they figured out a way to turn the monster back into a man,Good,he was a risk otherwise"

[Wanda fucking with Tony's head]

"BAH!  not this again, I have had quite enough of mind magic for a lifetime! thank you"

[Tony experimenting with the sceptor]

[ "i see a suit of armour around the world"]

["sounds like a cold world"]

"it also sounds like a safe world,asgard itself has a force field around it now,from what I saw in the previous viewing,though I must say I do not think that this is the way to achieve it"

[BIRTH OF ULTRON AND DEATH OF JARVIS]

Bor watches the scene showing the birth of a artificial soul with much curiosity and wonder,before that turns into shock and sadness at Jarvis's death,"though I knew not the man long,and though he was a man made soul,he was still a soul,and a good soul at that ,something far to rare nowadays.and when such a soul passes it is always a sad day"

[STAN LEE AT THE PARTY]

"THIS OLD MAN AGAIN!! I swear on the roots of ygdrasyll!! That I shall find out his secrets.!"

[ARE YOU WORTHY SCENE]

[TONY" so if I can pick this up does that mean I'm the king of asgard then?"

Thor smiles "yes ,why not"]

"why not.....DID THIS BLOND FUCK JUST SAY WHY NOT!? , ya think you're the only one worthy ya piece of shit grandson of mine.i never even touched that cursed  hammer of yours,does ye want me to throw away my crown to!?

[ULTRON ATTACKS]

"These poor children just can't catch a break can they?"

[CAP FLIPS THE TABLE TO USE IT AS A SHIELD]

"You see this thor! This is when flipping a table is acceptable" grumbles bor still salty about thor flipping the table and wasting all that wine In thor part 1

[ULTRON ESCAPES INTO THE INTERNET]

["I HAD STRINGS BUT NOW IM FREE"]

"...I belive According to that booklet the words for such a situation would be fuck my life!,but since that is not my life, FUCK THEIR LIFES!" Says bor proud of himself for using slang for the first time

[THOR CHOKES TONY]

Bor scowls at this "aye the blacksmith fucked up,but he is your shieldbrother and he meant no wrong ,it was an honest mistake ,when your shieldbrother fucks up you as his shield protect him and help him fix his mistake,you do not! By any means CHOKE HIM!"

[THE MAXIMOFFS JOIN ULTRON]

"sigh I understand their pain,and why they would wish to do this,but this is not the way" (A/N why do I always read that Last sentence in ugandan knuckles voice!?)

[ULTRON AND THE MAXIMOFFS VS THE AVENGERS]

"ultron truly Is like Tony,sort of like a evil child"

Like always the fight scenes had all of bors attention

[WANDA MIND FUCKING EVERYBODY]

"BAH! not this mind sorcery again!!, the next time I see a sorcerer I'm challenging them to duel! ,I care not who he or she is!,my frustrations must be let out!"

[CLINT TASERS WANDA]

[" done the whole mind control thing,not a huge fan"]

"BUAHAHAHAHA well done boy and arrow boy, well done!"

[HULKBUSTER REVEALED]

"Oh by buri!,the tiny blacksmith never seizes to amaze does he."

[HULK VS HULKBUSTER]

Throughout the entire scene bor had a smile on his face,like a child who just entered a all you can eat candy store.

"Now that....THAT WAS A FIGHT! buahahahaha do it again!!"

[Bruce and natasha talk]

"...hmm I don't see it,I just don't see it"

[THOR HAS A VISION ABOUT THE INFINITY STONES]

Bor has a very serious face seeing this scene,he remains quit,Deathly so,before finally saying "I know not,why my grandson had such a vision,but what I do know is,that there are some things you just don't trifle with,and if there was a list of such things those stones would be at the top of it"

[CAP VS ULTRON]

"the captain fought well against a superior enemy,showcasing his skills"

[MAXIMOFFS AGAINST ULTRON]

Good job,children,it is never to long to choose the right side"

[BIRTH OF VISION]

to say bor was shocked would be an understatement "a being made using a infinity stone,....never in all my years would i have thought such a thing possible,and to think it was the midgardians, a species I once considered barbaric,who would do it,truly one can never say what is possible or nor in a world full of marvels such as ours"

[VISION PICK UP MJOLNIR]

"Makes sense,he is but a newborn babe, trying to help everyone,although I guess according to my grandson that makes him worthy enough to handover my kingdom too " grumbles bor still annoyed at thor saying those who can Pick up mjolnir can be the king of asgard.

[FINAL BATTLE]

[SOKOVIA RISING]

even bor is shocked by the scale of this battle .

He still had a smile on his face watching it though,what can he say,he enjoys a good fight.

[AVENGERS VS ULTRON]

"Ahh, I must say I love these team fight scenes of theirs,it's almost like a piece of art,bah I take it back its better then those useless pieces of paper!"

[Hulk bites robot in half,spits it at other robot]

"Buahahahaha once again I must say,I much prefer the big guy over puny banner,he seems like a fine lad to have a barrel or two of mead with"

[Tony,thor and vision shooting their beems against ultron]

"Ahh now that was beautifully done lads"

[QUICKSILVERS DEATH]

sigh,bor bows his head In respect,the boy may have started out on the wrong side, but he died a hero worthy of entering the gates of valhalla.

[THOR DESTROYS SOKOVIA]

"Hahah that's my grandson! Buahaha blow it all up!"

[HULK LEAVES EARTH]

"Oh,well...that's not good"

[ULTRON DIES]

Bor doesn't say much at this scene,unlike some of the other villains he couldn't bring himself to hate ultron to much,he pitied him more.

[THANOS :"FINE ILL DO IT MYSELF"]

"This man,...he is dangerous" bors very being told him so.

["VIEWING END"]

"Sigh that was one hell of a viewing,so what's next young friend"

"Meh, not much just ragnarok"

"Hmm OK....WAIT WHAT!!!?"

A/N

I Cried last night after watching the Demon Slayer movie (ಥ _ʖಥ)