Well this is isn't so bad.

I saw a tiny aged shack with dark windows and headed for it quickly, Gohan didn't need the Dragon ball now, didn't he?

I would have knocked down the door, but I didn't want to destroy his house, I'm not a monster, well technically yes, but anyways.

I pushed at the old wood door, as I started to think about what to do with Goku, opening, the dragon ball that now what a simple rock was just where I left it, maybe I should leave the ball there, is not like I need it.

"What am I supposed to do with Goku now?" Sitting on a chair I started to ponder about the possible solutions, he was a Saiyan, so taking care of himself must be on his DNA, maybe nothing will happen if I just let things be.

{Goku will arrive in 363 days, that is more than enough time to find a solution I think}

The system was right, so what options did I have?.... Roshi, he could take care of Goku; all I had to do was deliver him to the old man and voila.

"Alright, with that taken care of.... what should I do now, nothing fun happens during the beginning of the show..." I said, putting a hand on my perfect chin to think about my possible options.

{You could learn shapeshifting, and have fun around the world}

Shapeshifting the ability to change ones form to match another, that would certainly help my endeavours, "Alright then, directions!"

I flew through the ceiling of the house, destroying the house completely. I forgot I was inside, to begin with, the walls crumbled down, "Well, there goes the house..."

{The shapeshifting academy is five thousand miles away, please follow the waypoint!}

Before taking my leave, I decided to give Gohan a warrior's tomb, and with a ki blast destroyed half of the mountain, erasing his body from the face of the earth, "I might have overdone a bit, but what that hell,"

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When I arrived at the school, I could see by the bright lights that came out of the windows that people was in there.

The building was nothing too fancy or extraordinary If I had to take a guess, Italian architecture, as I entered, I saw mostly anthropomorphic animals running around the school, there were humans around but not that many.

"Welcome to UT," A small raccoon said with a smile, I was having troubles to not hug the hell out of that creature, it had a suit! A fucking suit!.

"Hello, I would like to learn the arts of transformation," I said with a smile.

"Come with me," The raccoon said, guiding me through the school, to a private room,

Once in the room, that only had one window, a desk, two chairs and a door, he sat up and gave me a scroll, the scroll had some instructions on how to transform, the scroll was overly simple and easy to use, I expected something easier.

"Is this all the curriculum?" I asked, If I had an eyebrow it would be up in a 'are you serious way'.

"It is, but don't let it fool you, it takes years to master so welcome aboar----" I stopped him by transforming into him, the technique was freaking easy to master, it took me five seconds to understand how to use it.

"Well, this is quite simple," I said stretching my body, my voice sounded exactly like the one the raccoon had, "The energy consumption is nonexistent, maybe it's because of who I am, but is safe to say I can maintain the transformation indefinitely,"

"HOW!? IT TAKES FIVE YEARS TO MASTER THIS... THIS IS OUR LIFE!!" The raccoon shouted.

"Dunno, I read the instructions, besides is not that hard, all you need is good energy control and a good image of what you want to change your body into," I said transforming into what I looked like as a young man my past life.

"I... can't...." The raccoon was having a hard time, believing what just happened, "Please stay with us, someone with your talent could be the best professor in the UT history!"

"Hahaha no!" I flew out, threw the window, not even bothering to see what he wanted to offer; there is no amount of money that could entice me to teach.

{As expected of you own Genius, Cell was made to be a genius, and your intelligence as a human was above the average by a decent margin, so learning techniques should take you less than others}

"To be honest I don't know what I expected, Cell learned the instant transmission just by looking at Goku using it a couple of times," I said stopping mid-air, "Talking about instant transmission, let's go to Yandrat, I wanna go there and learn some advanced Ki manipulation, and after that, I would like to go and see the Saiyans before they...explode"

{Alright, setting coordinates!}

An arrow that pointed me to the sky appeared, following my own personal GPS I flew following the arrow, many thoughts came to my head, maybe I should save Bardock and Gine, that way Goku would have someone to take care of him, and besides Bardocks doesn't look like a bad person.

{You are just thinking is way to morally feel better about killing Gohan aren't you?}

"God damn it, let me have my own personal thoughts, and yes," I was already out of the earth, funny enough I was able to breathe, what? I don't know but I was breathing, which makes zero logic, space has no oxygen... right?

Well fuck it, this world already violates everything I know about science so what that hell.