1.Cliche rebirth

You know how this goes truck-kun strikes again and the part that surprised me was that I wasn't saving a person about to be run over you know where I was!? I was in my house on the toilet taking a shit it felt so good until that damned truck came into my house and my bathroom.

Me:you shit truck

God:I am sorry

Me:can I see the truck that ran over me

God:yes?

And it appeared

Me:can you drop a huge anvil on it

God:😅 yes

And the anvil came crashing down

Me:now do the same thing for few more years with the anvil

God:🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅,please 🙏 forgive me I will give you ten wishes and you can reincarnate any where anytime

Me:let me think about it

God:ok

....few minutes past but in real life the author had to think for few days🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....

1.i want the library heaven path or something where the techniques are the most powerful in all of multiverse.

2.i want to be able to make wishes every 1 month and they will stack.

3.give me a realm/inventory where I can train or store stuff and there will be time dilation.

4.in the realm I want floors like dungeon I can fight monster or beasts and if I die in the realm I can't go back for 1 week.

5.i want one pokemon fit best for me Arceus the first Pokémon (I think)

6.i guess I will get a system and unlimited currency for the system

i will save the rest 4

God:that is easy '😎😎😎😎'

Me:really

God:yeah so where you wanna be reborn

Me:hahaha I want to be born in a cultivation world that is that is few times bigger then earth and 1 kingdom/empire and I want to be the youngest son of the queen

God:ok

And light begin to light up the room and I disappeared

Me:where am I

System:you are a fetus in your mom

Me:I know where I am

System:why did you ask then

Me:well isn't that what all the mc do when they reincarnate They are like "where am I" "where is this place" hahaha

Me:when will I get out of prison

System:you got 2 months

Me:ok let's go to the library

I went to the library and went up to the librarians desk and saw key boards and typed in the best speed scroll and there was one it was named "heaven defying steps" there are 3 levels

1st level:it will be easy to run across the world

2nd level:you can run to any planet on the universe

3rd level:you can hop universes and multiverses no one can catch you even the most powerful god not even death.

Then I searched up body strengthening techniques and it's name was "heaven defying physique" which had 4 levels

1st level:your body can go against a legend rank cultivators

2nd level:your body can go against immortal rank cultivators

3rd level:your body can go against true deity rank cultivators

4th level:your body can go against the heavens itself.

Then suddenly a ding went and a random scroll named "lightning technique" it had 2 stages

1st stage:lightning will be of no harm to you

2nd:you can absorb the lightning for your cultivation.

And I searched up a cultivation technique and the name came up as "above the heaven"

And I was done and all I had to do was cultivate which I did after

Me:if I cultivate will something happen to my mother

System:no it will not effect her

Me:ok can you take over my body and cultivate and wake me up when I am out of here

System:ok

...

And I was awoken by the system

System:WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!🤣😅😈😛😋

Me:why did it sound like you were singing

System:can I not

Me:never mind,where am I like the planet name and the kingdom name

System:this planet doesn't have a name but the kingdom does and it's called glory kingdom (stupid name🤣)

Me:ok what is my cultivation stage

System:it is bronze 2

Me:wow,conceal it

System:it is

And as soon as that was done it started hurting and was pushed out and what did I do? Of course I cried and so it began.

(It might not be amazing but I hope it's good🔥🔥😎😎🙏)