Archer

D wanted my D, so I gave it to her, seriously what's up with her kink, however despite that I'm actually glad that it isn't more extreme, it's tolerable.

Like bondage, for example, I wasn't a masochist, that's why I would never be able to like it.

So I r*ped D, well at least acted that I did, because a real r*pe, doesn't need consent, it's more like making a porn video to me.

Honestly, I lost count of how many positions we tried, despite being 'weak' her endurance is ridiculous.

However, despite her ungodly amount of endurance, she is no match for my newest stamina. Thanks to those cultivation pills, my stamina increased significantly.

I haven't really managed to go all out on the train, because it was embarrassing and right now, since this is a private setting, it was a great time to test my limits.

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I won, for the first time with my sexual 'battle' with D, every time we did I would always be the one who fell short, in stamina and endurance.

Now that I have better stamina, not to mention D's vessel was greatly weakened, I finally got a chance to beat her. As unfair as it is, a win is a win.

There's no such thing as 'honorable' or 'dirty' in a battle, only fools do such things.

I left D in the shop bed, who fainted because her body couldn't handle too much excitement. Regardless of that, she was utterly satisfied, her face says it all.

I was standing a bit more proudly than before, as I won an 'impossible' I beat a primordial goddess.

Either way, since she's unconscious, she still hasn't given me her credits, but that's fine because I know D would give them to me after if there's one thing that I respect about her. Is that she keeps her word.

I wasn't that impatient, a few hours of waiting is nothing, however, there was nothing I could do to stop my excitement. After all 12M credits, what kind of ridiculous things could I buy with that amount?

The possibilities were infinite, shaking my head, I needed a distraction.

Oh, I know! Why don't I buy something for my kids in the shop?

Since I have more than 22k right now, I could buy them a present. I want something that could be useful to them, something that could protect them when I'm not beside them.

After all, I'm not omnipresent, I can't be anywhere, anytime I'm only a single person. That's why a protective item or skill is very important.

I searched in the shop catalog and eventually got into the pokemon section, there's a lot of selection, from common, shiny, and mystical to legendaries.

Even Ultra Beast is in the shop, it isn't surprising considering the shop has everything.

Using pokemon to protect my children is a good idea, not only are these pokemon a great companion, but they're also powerful.

Well, depending on which pokemon it is, I definitely wouldn't pick a weak one, as I'm not trying to buy one as a pet.

But for protection, looking at the prices I couldn't help but wince, how come pokemon are more expensive than some powerful weapon?

I get that they're living beings and all, but the lowest is 100 credits, and to think it's Kakuna!

What's the use of that pokemon? Granted it's hard, and you could use it as a shield, but that's it.

Unless you have a weird kink of using it as a dildo, then no it's useless, only idiots would buy something like that.

I continued to look and….okay why the heck is Pikachu more expensive than Raichu?

I know that Pikachu is an icon, but please everyone knows it's weaker than Raichu unless of course, it's Ash.

Then I looked up at the legendary and mythical section. I couldn't help but wince at the prices once more, however at least I know that this is reasonable considering their abilities.

Arceus cost a billion credits, yep something that would never be able to afford at least for now, not that I'm planning to buy the god of the pokemon world.

Also…hm? Wait, there's also a human version of Arceus, now that's surprising, its female version looks cool, with that symbol behind her back.

There's a loli version, teen version, adult version, and milf version.

Wonderful, I can only watch, not buy because my money is insufficient, buying Arceus comes with a bonus universe.

Either way, I could only dream, there's also Dialga and Palkia, while they aren't as expensive as Arceus, they still cost over a hundred million credits.

Other legendary pokemon cost over hundreds of thousands or millions, considering some have ridiculous abilities, the price was fair.

Even with an 80% discount, I could barely afford some legendary Pokemon.

That's why I give up trying to buy legendary Pokemon for now and focus on other pokemon that aren't legendary but powerful.

There's too many choices, however, the ones that stood out the most are Eevee and Alola Vulpix.

It wasn't like they're powerful, but they're kids friendly pokemon, plus these two pokemon could pass as a dog.

And it would be kind of funny if they were to interact with Primate Murderer or Beast IV.

Fou is the pokemon of Nasuverse, you can't change my mind.

After pondering, I decided to buy the two Eevee that cost 1000, Alola Vulpix is about the same price.

Then two adorable dogs, foxes, or whatever these creatures are called in my world, I'd go with the dog because it's more common.

Suddenly Eevee and Alola Vulpix materialize in front of me, and god they are adorable!

I wasn't immune to cuteness, as I'm a cat lover myself, the picture doesn't do them justice, the real thing is 10x cuter.

"Vu? Vulpix!" The white Vulpix was confused, as it wondered where it was, until it saw me, its eyes brightened and immediately jumped at me, started showing its affection like a cat with its owner.

I smiled and couldn't just stop myself from creasing its fur, and it enjoyed my gentle strokes, and the Eevee followed after the Alola Vulpix as soon as it saw me.

These cute little guys, I'm sure the kids would love them, even though they're reincarnator, there's no way they'd be able to resist these pokemon cuteness!

"Easy little guys, as much as I wanted to take care of the two of you, I'm not going to be your partner." I'm not exactly sure if they could understand me, but I'm hoping they did considering how smart these pokemon are.

To my joy and relief, they did although they're a bit sad that I won't be their partner, however, it doesn't mean I can't bond with them!

I'm sure that they're going to be the most overpowered house pet, excluding Primate Murderer, of course, that thing is another level.

After playing and chatting with the bundle of joy in my lap for a few hours, finally D woke up. It was clear that she's exhausted, not surprising considering what we did.

"Hey, drink this." I gave her a glass of healing water that I bought in the catalog a while ago, it was cheap.

She's pretty weak right now since all her skills, including the acquired ones, were converted.

D is nothing more than an ordinary human girl right now, except for her exceptional beauty.

She didn't hesitate to take my offer and drank it in one go, not caring whether I put poison in it or not.

D let out an unlady burp, and smiled. "That was great, I never really experienced what it's like to feel exhausted or need healing, this is a new experience to me."

"Right, you should be careful next time though, you don't know if the glass I gave you is poisoned or not." I think she's already aware of this considering her age, but I just can't help myself from giving her advice.

"Eh, but it isn't."

"You don't know that."

"I know, however even if it didn't it's not like it matters to me." D shrugged it like it was nothing.

Yep, why am I giving advice to a person that doesn't value it, to begin with?

Anyway, let's change the topic. "So, about the credits."

"Ah, yeah, how do I send it to you anyway?" D asked which I gladly taught her how to.

After a few minutes, finally, the 12M credits were sent to my card. I couldn't stop myself from smiling, with this money I could become more powerful, either way, it can wait.

"How do I get back in our world anyway? With all of my supernatural ability stripped away from me, there's no way I'd be able to come back unless I commit suicide with my vessel." D said casually.

"You don't need to do that, just go to the door and it will lead back to our world," I replied.

"Alright, you're not coming?" D asked as she walked toward the door.

"No, I'll come back later."

"Oh well, I'll come back here soon." D winked in my direction before exiting.

After she left, I smiled and thought. 'The distraction left, now it's time for me to-'

My thoughts were interrupted as someone went inside the shop, a new customer, and this time I couldn't help but open my mouth in surprise.

"Archer?"

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A/N: The question is, whose Archer is it? It could be EMIYA, Gilgamesh, Atalanta heck it could be Jeanne with her dolphin shooting!

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