The Swap

"What's time is it?" I check my phone. Oh, it's already 4 pm. I might go to my little boss's place. I should wear something pleasing to his eyes, about a see-through shirt? No, that would make him drool all over my body. I suddenly glimpse my suit, and I smile a little bit. A romantic surprise in a red outfit? Why not? Let's make his heart flutters this time.

I almost forgot to bring the books I bought for him after going out of my house because of how excited I am to see his adorable face. Honestly, I bought these books because I want to apologize to him. Why? I can't stop teasing him. The way he expresses his angriness is so cute to handle. After I apologize, I'll make him blush again. A few minutes later, I arrive at his house. I walk towards the door, take a deep breath, and then start knocking on the door, making a loud sound.

"Wait! I'm coming." I hear his girly angelic voice. How should I pose? Oh, let me hide the books behind me. The door is slowly opening, and I saw his pretty eyes.

"Why are you here?" He asks as he peeks on the door.

"Why can't I? Are you shocked that I'm too handsome?" I give a smile. The way he reacts is so restless. Haha, I'm pretty happy inside that making him flutters as I tease him is the best.

"Stop joking, seriously. Why are you here?" Look at him getting angry without any reason, he is in denial right now, and a few seconds he opens the door. I see him in a sexy outfit revealing his skinny yet sexy body. His collarbone is very temptatious, and while he is wearing a see-through shirt and short shorts. The way he dresses at home is superb, and I can't believe he dresses like this while he is home alone. I hope my head a little because I almost think of him as a girl. My chest keeps getting heavier as I observe him from top to bottom, almost revealing all his soul in my sight. I am engulfed with excitement and hurriedly give the books behind me.

"Ahh, I'm just going to give this to you." I show him the bundle of books that I bought for him. "These are the books you wanted to read. I bought everything you added to your cart." His reaction is priceless, like a surprise baby, which makes me blush a little bit. Why this guy didn't bear as a girl, he's too cute for me to handle. Should I spend all my money to kidnap him and forcibly make him a girl? I'm rich anyway.

His surprised looks tell everything that he is excited and happy. "Hey! How do you know what books I added to my cart?" Should I tease him for a bit? I want more of his cuteness side.

"Of course, I know I link your shopping id to my phone," I say that to him while narrowing my eyes as I am giving him a sexy smile.

"What? How?" He is confused as his eyebrows furrowed and his nose wrinkles.

"The last time we went outside, I hacked your phone." I lied. What happened was he drops his list on our last date, I mean the previous meeting last month with our big boss. "And also, I would buy anything for your, my future wife." To tease him a little further, this time, I'll be aggressive. I slowly shove my face towards him.

"Don't joke around. I only consider you as a colleague." He hesitantly steps back a little.

"Why, because I'm straight, and you're gay?" Guys, I'm straight. I just love teasing him because he is too cute when he's angry. That's why I always want him to be this way, I know it's terrible, but I don't have any choice. It's addictive.

"But, I would like to be gay with you." I move a little bit until I feel the tip of our nose meet. He looks surprised and startled, and then he started to make a move. He tries to kick my balls, but it's a good thing that I can dodge it, or his future him will never like squash balls—just kidding.

"You son of a bitch!" He sure does love to swear. That's why I like him that way. He's not very soft anymore. I remember the first time we meet, and he is a bashful type of person. Now, look what he is an Amazonian, haha.

"Hahaha, I'm just joking around." I chuckle as I hold my tummy. "OK, OK. I'll stop." Making him calm this time, I need him to submit his work because the deadline is coming. "By the way, I came over to ask you if the manuscripts are ready? Boss is asking me to proofread your chapters since the deadline is almost near." Besides this little boss, we have another Big Boss and scarier than Satan.

He looks calm now, "Oh, Yes! I'll send it to you by Sunday in your email." He takes the book in my hands. "Go home now. I'll be swamp since I need to give it to you by Sunday." I agree, and he warns me as well not to come to his house without his consent. Not a chance, my little boss, I'll still come here even if you compile a complaint to all the gods and goddesses in this whole universe.

And then I'll give you my sweetest goodbye as I reach out to his cheeks and kisses him. "Yes, wifey. Mwah!" Then I run off since I know he will throw me anything at sight. I enjoy my conversation with him—what a stress reliever I have fun with him. Oh, I almost forgot Sunday is his birthday. What should I buy for him? A maid dress is suitable, or I'll ask him to wear a bunny dress. Hmm. that would be a good idea.

It's Sunday already, I'm still waiting for him to send the files, and it's almost 9 am. I still need to proofread them and edit them. Why does it take so long for him to send it to me? He is making me lose my job, and I only have limited time to edit them. Should I call him? I take a look at my phone, and I miss call from him. For forgiveness's sake, I forgot that my phone was on silent mode—silly me.

Good thing he is calling again. Let me get some stress out. I stretch out a little and immediately accept his call. "Good Morning, babe. Why you call early in the morning?"

"Babe, on your face!" My little boss in on a period right now. What an amazon, I mean a warrior. "I lost network connection, and I can't send you the manuscript." Ahh, that's the reason why he is furious he loses internet at home. That is me as well. Whenever the internet keeps going down, I keep saying bad words and punches anything at sight.

"What bad luck you have there." I pause a bit, stand up on my seat, walk towards the windows and check if it is a good day to invite him home. I check the area, and it's good, now I need to ack that I'm not feeling well. I clear my throat as I say this. "I'm not feeling well. How about you come here to my house?"

"Not a bad idea." He sounds delightful. "Good thing that you have a brain to think of that, just pin me your location, and I'll be there." You click the bait, little boss. Yes, I have a brain, duh? I edit your works with your messy grammar. I don't want to make this conversation longer, and I need to clean this place. Before I hang up, I request something that will make him blush a bit.

"Sure, and also Kofi. Can you buy me something as well before you come here?" I pause as I request him to bring strawberry-flavored condoms, and then I drop the call. What would be his reaction? My imagination is running crazy right now haha, he would be super annoyed. After I drop his call, I toss my phone on my bed, and I did some stretching.

A few seconds later, after I finish working out. I need to make some lunch because I'm looking forward to teasing Kofi again. "Let me start cooking now," I say that to myself as I put my shirt on while going outside my room and walk straight to the kitchen. Let me cook his favorite meal, and it's chicken tinola. I grab the ingredients in the fridge and start cooking. After an hour, the soup is ready. I'm just waiting for him to come here.

I'm a little bit worried because it's already 1 pm and he is still not here. I grab the phone on my bed and attempt to contact him. After a few moments, I suddenly hear someone's phone ringing outside. Then someone rings the bell. Is it him? I go by the door and slightly open it, oh it's him.

"Hey!" I greet him with a smile; oops. He doesn't look so good. He is sweating all over as he catches his breath. I look at him from top to bottom, and he undoubtedly dresses well. He wears a long white shirt that reaches his mid-leg with a piglet design and sports-fitted jeans showing his lustful legs. I gulp as I look away because he makes me excited.

"Here's the flash drive. The manuscript is in there." I immediately grab it and put it in my pockets without making any eye contact.

"Thanks. Have you eaten lunch?" I ask him nervously while taking my hands out of my pocket and still not making eye contact.

"Not yet. The traffic is so heavy in EDSA. Damn straight 3 hours I got stuck in the traffic jam." He complains. The way he complains is so cute. I can't stop myself but look at him and smile. "Hey, what are you looking at?'

"Nothing, nothing. I just find you cute when you complain a lot. Haha." I joke around to break my awkwardness because of how he dresses.

"Drop the flattery. Can I stay a little bit here? Unfortunately, I don't have the internet at home. Can we share?"

"That depends on how you please me." I give him a grinned look and a wink to make it sexier.

"You're not my type." Then, ouch, he passes through me and sits down on the couch. "I'm hungry. Do you have any food?"

"Ah, yes. I cooked your favorite meal as an apology for teasing you so much." But that's not the end after your entire stomach is full. Get ready for my next prank.

"Oh? Thank you! I'll forgive you, just only for the sake of my job. Then I'll be looking for someone to replace you for the next script." Wait for what?! I lost composure at that point which makes me aggressively upset. Him, replacing me? I beg not to because I don't have anyone to bully anymore.

I sit in front of him, then put my hands on both sides, trapping him in my grasp. I'll slowly move my face towards him. "Why? You can't replace me. I'm your husband, as long you divorce me. I'll agree with you replacing me. If and only if I agree." I jokingly said.

"Ha ha ha, not funny. Don't claim yourself as my husband." He sarcastically replies to me as he pushes me back, and I lost balance. I fall on the floor and have my butt hurt.

"You can't replace me." I challenge him as I narrowed my eyes. We made eye contact. I remove my arms beside him and be seated on the floor.

"Why not?" He challenges me back while crossing his arms and legs.

"You can't find anyone who's much handsome like me." I elevate my chin as I reply.

"I have Lucas and his hot." That's makes me a little bit jealous and angry a bit. But, shit, I forgot that he has Lucas. My freaking rival in terms of bullying Kofi. I should be the only one who can bully my wifey, I mean my little boss. My jokes are sinking at me.

"Lucas?" I pause a little bit, showing a grin on my face. "He is not interested in you." I look at him from head to toe.

"Who said that he is not interested in me?" he fights back as he leans back.

"Cause..." I'm out of words, help! I can't think what I should reply, ahh! I now know what to say.

"He is a playboy," I reply to him as I lean back while putting my hands on the floor to support me.

"As so you are? Duh!" He emphasizes while making a quotation with his finger. Ouch, that's hurt. OK, guys, I'm guilty. I only have 20 girlfriends before. Who are my exes right now? Because they do not taste good. What I mean is they are not fun in bed. They can't last eight rounds. I am just kidding.

"That's why you are single. You never give someone a chance." Tsk, playing hard to get. If he is she right now? Then she dresses like that. I already made a move.

"I'm gay, and I love myself. I'm happy and contented, and I don't want to engage in being in a relationship. It's because it doesn't suit me." Hmmph, excuses." I'm starving. Can we eat now?" This little boss is so short-tempered, but he looks charming that way. So we stop bickering and then eat each other. I mean, eat the lunch that I prepared.

After the long talks, we discuss his story and make some changes since we are already here in my house revising and editing the script he created for months until late. My attention suddenly glimpses on the wall clock, and I discovered that it's already late. "Hey, Kofi. Aren't you going home? It's already 11 pm."

"The deadline is near. I'm sticking out a little bit, so that helps you with the proofreading, editing, and revising some scenes." I never thought he has this kind of side.

"Don't worry. I can handle it. You should be taking some rest and get ready for your next manuscript." Every time we finish a manuscript, we are giving a chance of a vacation to enjoy.

"Are you sure?" He asks, and I answer him with a nod while closing my laptop. "OK, I'll get going then."

"Wait, it's already late." I stop him for a second. "Let me book you a cab." I stand up, and I lost my balance, then I accidentally pull his hands, and suddenly he fell into my body. Our faces are so close to each other, I can't stop staring at him, and those eyelashes are tempting. I see him bite his lips. My heart beats faster, and I can't control myself. I just found myself putting my hands on his back then pushes him towards me, resulting in us kissing.

He pushes me back. "What you doing!" He shouts at me, and I saw his eyes went teary. Then, he hurriedly stands up and runs towards the door.

"Shit, I mess up." I scratch my head full of regrets. I didn't mean to kiss him. I stand up and tries to catch him so that I explain. "Hey, Kofi! Please wait. I'll explain."

He is already few meters away from me, but still, I run and catch him up. I suddenly stopped and got shocked and scared by what I witnessed. Guilt runs all over me. No! It's my fault. Guilt swallows me whole. He got into an accident, and I saw everything happen. It happens so fast that I didn't have a chance to save him.

"Kofi!!!!!" I shout as I hurriedly run towards his body. He is unconscious and not breathing. "Kofi! Kofi! Wake up, please! Hey!" I start to cry as my teardrops fall to his face. It's my fault. If I didn't do that to him, he wouldn't run and got hit by a car. The rescuer arrives, and we send him to the nearest hospital.

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It's almost late night, and I got stuck with Arthur. I suggested helping him with proofreading and editing the scripts so that they will be faster. Finally, it's almost midnight, and we agreed that I'm going home now, and after I stand up, then he suddenly grabs my hands unexpectedly.

We fall, and I crash into his chest and discover that my face is so close to him. My heart beats faster as I stare at his eyes closely. I swallow a little bit, I attempt to stand up, but he pulls me over. My eyes widen because I find myself kissing him.

Everything happens in a blink of an eye, I don't know how to react, and I'm so confused. I try no to panic, and I hesitantly push Arthur away.

"What you doing!" I shout at him confusingly, and I'm a little bit scared. I run outside, and I can't see anything because suddenly tears block my vision. I stop running when I saw flashes of light beside me, and I felt a tremendous force that pushes me away. I rolled over the road, gaining many bruises and blood scatters in my body, I felt a lot of pain, and my body is now numb.

As I'm losing my consciousness, I saw Arthur running towards me. Am I going to die?

I suddenly woke up, and it feels I was in a dream. I notice that I'm in an unfamiliar room. Where am I? It looks like a girl's bedroom. The wallpaper is pink, and it is spacious. I stand up, and why does my chest feel so heavy? I look down, and I freak out! I try to scream, but I can't. I got boobs! I notice my hair is long, and I touch my sword, but there is nothing. I hurriedly look for a mirror, and my eyes widen as I got shocked at what I discovered.

I'M A BITCH, I MEAN I'M A GIRL!!?

"Who is this?" I ask while touching my new face. Why did I turn out to be a girl? A lot of question comes to my mind, and I can't think of any answers. From what I remember, Arthur and I kissed, then I got into an accident.

The door suddenly opens, and it got me startled. I immediately stand up.

"Kelly, are you OK? Did your memory already came back?" She asks. Confusion swallowed my face with more difficulty. Who is this old lady, and who's Kelly? Oh, maybe this girl's name is Kelly. Why did I suddenly ask if my memories came back? Does this girl lose her memory?

"Ah, no," I answer, and I make any eye contact with her so that she would not be suspicious of my actions.

She went inside now and came close to me. She grabs my hands and looks at me from head to toe. "My poor daughter. I wish you remember anything now." Oh, she's this bitch mom.

"I'm having a hard time, Mom," I replied. "And also, Mom, I need to take a shower. I'll come down a little bit after I take a shower." I excuse myself. She agreed and went downstairs.

So, I'm not Kofi anymore. I'm Kelly, and who is this Kelly. I might need to get any information about this girl. I took showers, and I'm astonished that Kelly has a good body. If I wanted to be a girl, I want a body like this too. I didn't have many reactions to this body since It's my dream to be a girl. So, if this is reincarnation, this is not bad at all. I went downstairs, and Kelly's mother is waiting.

"Kelly, have some breakfast before you go to work." She explains.

"I have work?"

"Oh, you forgot. Yes, you have work. You're a fashion designer at La Fari." She stops at the moment and drinks some water. "You make the dress you're wearing right now. Don't you remember?"

"I don't remember anything at all, and I'm quite confused. How did I lose my memory?" I ask mother.

"You caught an accident, previously and you went into a coma for a month. After you woke up, you can't remember anything." She explains.

"I see. Can I not go to work?"

"You can't. You need to go to work. Someone will assist you, and you should go to a place where you usually go. It will help you regain your memories back?" Oh, yeah. I might get a clue who she is.

"OK, mom. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake there since I'm clueless about everything."

"Take your time, slowly. You will get your memories back again." She smiles at me and comforts me. "Oh! By the way, Ash will be picking you up."

"Mom, who is Ash?" I ask her.

"Ahhh, you don't remember him. Ash is one of your models and your dedicated assistant." She pauses a little bit. "And might be your future husband as well." She giggles.

"Ma! Don't joke over like that. I'm still young. How come he is my assistant and also one of my models." I ask her again.

"You mention to him before that he is your assistant. So that's what I thought at first." Ahh, I see. Maybe God, give me this new life since I'm so miserable in my past life. Kelly's mom, given me a lot of pointers for who I am. I'm at ease because I get to know who Kelly is. We talk about her childhood, everything she did, and when she was a kid. She showed me pictures of Kelly and also gave me a diary.

It's so surprising because instead of being reincarnated, my body is switch over to someone else. I'm glad! I usually like to write POV as a girl, and now I'm a girl. That gives me chills of excitement on how to be a girl. If I am back with my previous life, I'll make this one of the stories I'll be creating if given a chance. Should I give it a title? I'll think of it when I will have time.

I hear the doorbell ringing, then my mom calls me, "Kelly, Ash is here to pick you up!" She yells.

"OK, mom. I'm coming!" I walk towards the door, and I see a tall, handsome guy wearing a white suit. Our eyes meet, and I am astonished as dumb star-struck at how attractive he is. My heart beats faster and much faster when I hear his unexpectedly sexy voice calling my name.

"Hi, Kelly!" Then he smiles, and I died!