Vahn Mason, the Monk

In a temple there lived a skinny, happy monk named Vahn Mason. Not a dark putrid, stinking temple, filled with mud balls and a perfect smell, nor yet a loud, incredible, sexy temple with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a monk-temple, and that means bad vibes.

One day, after a troubling visit from the bishop Doggo Hom'e, Vahn leaves his temple and sets out in search of three lovely bees. A quest undertaken in the company of priests, bats and dirty choirboys.

In the search for the bishop-guarded bees, Vahn Mason surprises even himself with his courage and skill as a cleaner.

During his travels, Vahn rescues a staff, an heirloom belonging to Doggo. But when Doggo refuses to try groping, their friendship is over.

However, Doggo is wounded at the Battle of the Brown Monastery and the two reconcile just before Vahn engages in some serious groping.

Vahn accepts one of the three lovely bees and returns home to his temple a very wealthy monk.