The big plan!

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Hiro called Rayleigh and said "Done! By the way... Interested in living forever?" Rayleigh spat "No, stop asking me. Take you immortality and shove it up your ass, kid. I'll die like a normal person thanks!" Hiro pouted "Hey... Why you making it sound like I'm selling you drugs? You don't want to live a little longer?" Rayleigh chuckled "How much is a little longer? 100, 1000? Knowing you, I'll end up, permanently Immortal..."

Hiro said "Hey! You know, people would literally kill you to get this chance!" Rayleigh said "Yeah, that's them. Anyway, they're all settled?" Hiro nodded and scratched his chin saying "I even got an island out of it... speaking of which, I went a step further and reverted the old snake chick back to a 20 year old. Consider your favor paid and then some."

Rayleigh said "Nice! Thanks, kid! I can always count on you." Hiro said "Yeah, yeah. Don't make it a habit..." Rayleigh chuckled and hung up. Hiro sat back in his chair and flipped out today's newspaper.

It had been a couple days since he left, about a week really.

He leaned back in his chair, all the Amazons were settled in and the snakes were around, doing snake things. He didn't need to worry about them. Plus, he got a defense force AND a free island, he was pretty happy with the results.

He looked at the newspaper and blinked before his eyes bulged out and he shouted "WHAT?!" Zerotwo appeared and said "What happened?! Are Yami and Isabella okay!?" Hiro showed her the front page and she let out a breath of relief saying "You scared me, Darling!"

Hiro tapped on the front page and said "Honey, look!" she looked and said "So what?" Hiro's eyes rolled and he said "So what?! So, the Balloon is dead! What do you mean so what?!" Zerotwo said "And? That's none of our business."

Hiro said "Baby... She was an Emperor... Now there's 5. Oh, no, wait... We became Emperors together so there's still 4. Blackbeard killed Big Mom and slaughtered her crew, apparently none survived and they couldn't find all the corpses... Doflamingo joined Blackbeard as his Tenth Titanic Captain..."

He started laughing crazily and shouted "AWESOME! HAHAHAHA! AWESOME AWESOME! SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ANIME! SO EXCITING! FUCK I WISH WE WEREN'T SO STRONG! DAMNIT!" Zerotwo rolled her eyes at the little lunatic and said "You're exaggerating." Hiro said "Love! This is new! So cool! Doffy was supposed to go to Impel Down and forgotten about!"

Hiro got giddy and giggled "Oh boy! What's gonna happen next! I'm excited!" he paused and his eyes shined, he looked at Zerotwo and said excitedly "Wife, Lover, Darling, love of my life! Can we be bad guys?! Pleaaaaase! Please, please, please!" he turned into a child and held her leg giving her a puppy dog look.

She looked at him and giggled "Bad guys?" Hiro said excitedly "We'll kidnap one of their crew and then leave a menacing message to forget about them. Then they'll come here and find the evil undercurrents! Then! They'll find unexpected allies! Then! There'll be a big 5 episode battle! Then! We'll get beat and have a change of heart and become good guys!"

Hiro started jumping around in excitement and giggling crazily. Zerotwo looked at him and pursed her lips funnily, saying "Evil undercurrents?" Hiro said "YEAH! Then! Then! Then!" he took a deep breath and continued "Then! During the fight, they'll be on the ropes! Then! They'll break through their limits and come up with something new and win! HOW EXCITING!"

Hiro grabbed Zerotwo's hand and pulled her away, saying "We have to go prepare and look evil!" Zerotwo giggled and said "Darling! Wait!" Hiro mumbled to himself "Maybe we can get Rayleigh in there too! And Douglas! It'll be the Evil Roger Pirates Arc! Shanks and Buggy can come too! GEHAHAHAH! I'm so excited!" Zerotwo sighed and transformed into a cat, letting him drag her away.

Hancock saw Hiro as a child dragging a pink cat with red horns, green eyes, and a white underbelly. She licked her lips and turned around, leaving. Obviously, Hiro was doing something strange and she wasn't going to be a part of it. She silently prayed for Zerotwo and Soru'd away, running as fast as she could, hoping Hiro didn't see her.

Hiro was covered with sparks and disappeared with Zerotwo.

They arrived at Impel Down and walked inside, the jailers were stunned seeing a child and a cat walking in. Hiro let out his Conqueror's Haki and knocked them out as he walked down the jail, alarms went off and Domino went to check it out.

She found Hiro and said "Eh?" Hiro said "Hello!" she said "Hello?" Hiro walked past her saying "Your period is coming in 2 days by the way." as he went down to the next level. Domino was stunned and the prisoners chuckled, she glared at them and they shut up. She chased after Hiro and heard "The kid was wrong it came early..." she tripped and fell down the stairs.

Hiro continued walking while Zerotwo meowed, he picked her up and hugged her on his chest, she hung there with her front paws hanging in front of Hiro's arms, looking forward and purring. Hiro smiled and hummed to himself.

He slowly started singing "Evil Roger Pirates~ We're going to destroy the World~ Taking over wasn't enough~ Lalalaaa~" Marines flooded in front of him and Hiro's Haki flared knocking everyone in his path out.

Zerotwo meowed along and Hiro continued "First Raftel, then the World~ We won't stop until everything is ours~ Slavery, Genocide, we do it all~ World Nobles don't come close~ The 5 Elders are our dogs~ Mariejoies is our playground~" he spun Zerotwo around and held her up, spinning around as he sang "Killing everything with a smile~ Destroying countries with a grin~ Conquering the World is only the start~"

He continued walking and singing "1 planet's not enough~ We'll take over the Galaxy~ Everything will be ours~ Killing anyone in our way~ Murdering Trillions~ Enslaving Billions~ Lalalaaa~" Zerotwo meowed and licked his face. Hiro giggled and hugged her again, skipping past the mortified prisoners and marines.

Hiro got to the 6th level and hummed to himself, skipping to a cell. He stopped and smiled "Douggy~!" Douglas looked up and said in shock "Hiro?!" Hiro smiled and said "What's up, buddy!" Douglas said "What are you doing here, kid?! They'll get you! You gotta leave! Forget about me." Hiro was stunned and said "Douggy..."

Douglas said "Hiro, run!" Hiro smiled happily and said "Douggy, you really are a great guy." he grabbed the bars and ripped the entire wall out, throwing it behind him. Douglas was stunned and Hiro walked over, Zerotwo clawed the cuffs and Douglas was freed.

He was still dumbfounded though.

Hiro slapped Douglas' leg and turned him into a child saying "Let's go, Douggy!" as he grabbed Douglas by the back of his collar and dragged him away, humming to himself. Zerotwo meowed and Hiro put her down, she strutted in front of him and Hiro giggled.

She chuckled and they walked back up, ignoring the others, who were begging to escape.

Magellan came face to face with the trio and said "Oh for fuck sake..." Hiro chuckled and said "Yo! Here, try this for your problem, Magellan." he threw an Impurity Cleanse at him and walked away, as if they were great friends.

Magellan said "Stop!" Hiro flashed and grabbed the Impurity Cleanse in the air, he pinned Magellan down and chuckled with an evil glint "I said drink." he pried Magellan's mouth open and poured it down his throat, cackling.

Magellan was forced to drink it and Hiro left him there, leaving with Zerotwo and Douglas.

They walked up and saw Domino on the ground, Zerotwo walked over her, passing her and going up the stairs. Hiro slapped Domino awake and turned her into a child and healing her, as he giggled and jumped up the stairs, humming to himself.

Domino sat on the ground and pouted in displeasure. Sadi, who was also a child, walked over and giggled "This is fun!" Domino pouted "Shut up."