I Isekai'd I swear!

So, maybe a bad idea to just jump into portals willy nilly. I was grasping it straws, okay? I wasn't in the right mindset.

An unknown amount of time passed

---------END OF 1ST PERSON P.O.V---------

A young man opened his eyes in a forest like area, he sat up and held his head in pain. A loud groan and an influx of memories from 2 souls flooded into his mind. The young man looked up at the trees and sighed "Hiro, eh? I guess it's better than just going by 'Monkey' for the sake of anonymity..."

He closed his eyes and sorted his memories together, mixing them as he figured out everything. He suddenly smiled a little saying "A one-winged Jian..." he sighed "I hope I can find my partner..." he subconsciously thought of the girl and shook his head, sighing again.

He suddenly heard a 'DING!'

Hiro/Monkey was stunned and said "Hey... What the glowing orb really what I think it is?" a sarcastic voice sounded "Of course, Host. It is as you thought, I'm your system. Golden finger. Savior. Overlord! Mas-" Hiro/Monkey said "Chill. Fuck, of course I get a defective one..."

The system shouted in his mind "You're defective! Fuck you!" Hiro/Monkey rolled his eyes and said "Status me already." the system snorted and a light screen appeared in front of him.

Name: Hiro/Monkey/016 (Pick one, you clown.)

Age: 15

Race: Human- able to become Klaxosaur Human hybrid- Unlocks Oni Form

Talents: N/A

Powers: N/A

Items: Starter gift pack, Special Package

Daily Quest: 100 Push-ups, 100 Sit-ups, 100 Crunches, 10 Mile run -Reward: Impurity Cleanse (Basic)

Main Quest: Save the World- The number of these Klaxosaurs are too damn high!- Rewards: ???

Hiro/Monkey mumbled "Your new name is Clank. Open the Starter Gift pack and the Special Package." Clank did it he was told and a box opened in front of Hiro/Monkey.

A light blue box appeared announcing the loot.

[Congratulations! You've received: Black Gloves (Rarity: ???), Talent of your Choice (Rarity: SSS), Lover's necklace (Rarity: SSS) Small Healing Potion (Rarity: Common)]

[Congratulations! You received: iPhone X]

DING!

[Would you like to merge iPhone X and Hiro's Communications device?]

Hiro/Monkey said "Do it."

[Merging...]

The iPhone and the communications device disappeared before a new black communications device appeared with a bunch of new apps, unlimited WIFI, and power! Hiro/Monkey smiled and said "Keep Hiro as my name. From today, I'll just be Hiro. Too much of a hassle to change my name... Show me the descriptions of the Lover's Necklace and choose Perfect Recall Memory/Photographic Memory."

[Done.]

Hiro felt his head hurt and he read the description of the Lover's Necklace with squinted eyes. It was a string necklace with a wooden carving of a Jian bird. The Description said this: The Jian is a One-Winged bird, unable to fly on it's own. It must have a partner to fly, because of the co-dependence in the species, once a Jian finds a partner, they never separate. Thus is named the bird of Eternal Love. (Indestructible.) Effects when worn: ???

The headache subsided and his entire 2 lives was like a clear picture, each and every memory was sorted into neat files. Hiro thought of a memory and it appeared right away as if it just happened. He smiled and took out the gloves, they were pitch black and had a strap with a hole on the backs of the palms.

He slid them on and they just fell shy of covering his entire palm.

Hiro nodded in satisfaction and took out his communicator. He looked at the apps and saw Discord, he was stunned and quickly tapped on it, ignoring the notifications from Ichigo. He logged in and came into his discord and he was honestly completely stunned.

He was about to write something when he heard a 'Bonk'.

He put the communicator in his pocket and walked over to the sound. He saw a blood stain on the glass dome and a struggling bird on the ground. He walked to the bird and slowly picked it up, he grasped the bird tightly and his face looked stern.

He looked at the bird before taking out a small bottle of green liquid and pouring it on the bird. The Bird's wounds healed and disappeared, the bottle shattered and turned to dust. Hiro opened his hand and the bird flew away, he slowly drew a small smile.

His first impulse was to put the bird out of his misery but he decided against it. That was his past, he wanted to be free and unfettered in this life... He wanted to live a happy life, maybe excitement once in a while but he didn't want to go through what he went through again.

He toughed the Lover's Necklace and muttered "One day..." before looking up as a giant flying ship flew over head. Hiro smiled saying "Should probably follow plot here... If not I might get experimented on..." he sighed "This is Blood Elf HP arc all over again..." as he walked away.

He took out his communicator and saw 'Ichigo' and groaned "This chick... Annoying..." he swiped off and went back to discord as he typed in "Hello? Can you guys see this?"

Adonis Creed: Yup

YAIDS: Yes

Bull Godking: Yeah

Drewcifer234: Yep. Using the Master Sword to get my glasses out from under my bed. Lol

Hiro trembled and said out loud "No fucking way!" before typing "HEY! You're not fucking with me are you? Like you're real people? From Earth?"

True Disciple Jack of Diamonds: Ehhh

Drewcifer234: Where else would we be? Lol

Adonis Creed: 🤫

YAIDS: Perhaps

Hire scratched his neck and typed "Then, if you're telling the truth, you'll know what story I last updated!" he smirked and mumbled "Fool me once shame on me..." he choked at the responses.

YAIDS: Blood Elf. Muwahaha

Drewcifer234: Oh that's easy. Blood Elf. Great stuff btw

Elf on the Shelf: Blood Elf for sure

Adonis Creed: Twins of the Sea.

YAIDS: For a congrats on finishing it have a cookie 🍪

Elf on the Shelf: Cobra Kai Never Dies

Hiro had his mouth open wide and smashed his face into a tree, before laughing like a crazy person and typing frantically "Alright listen. I got fucking isekai'd. Please send help, I even have a system, if I go back we'll all become rich!"

Drewcifer234: Lol. Yea, right. Yank the other one, mate.

YAIDS: How rich we talking? 😏

Drewcifer234 sent a gif

Hiro almost threw his comms device before typing "@YAIDS Super rich, richest person on the planet. I'm telling the truth! I swear to god!"

Drewcifer234 sent a gif

YAIDS: Ahh but are you rich in things other than money

Drewcifer234: Well I wouldn't be doing my due diligence without asking for some proof there, mate. I mean, I love your fics, especially blood elf, but this is kinda wild, even for you.

Hiro grit his teeth and took a picture of himself before sending it and waiting for a response.

Drewcifer234: ... The fuck?

Adonis Creed: @Drewcifer234 What happened?

Drewcifer234: Are you serious??

Hiro typed with a relieved smile "Yes, you clown. Why would I lie about getting isekai'd!?" he was a bit disgruntled as he watched and typed at the same time, obviously he wouldn't lie. Who would even believe him if he did?

Drewcifer234: TL;DR Monkey's claiming he's been isekai'd, I was calling bullshit.. but that selfie tho

YAIDS: So you claim isekai but what world

Adonis Creed: @Monkey Godking Really? Take a pic like that sticking the middle finger up dare?

YAIDS sent a gif

Hiro grinned evilly and sent a pic of himself giving them the middle finger.

Drewcifer234: Lol nice.

Uncle Zhang: Yo nice Improv guys, So which world were you 'Isekai'd' Monkey?

Hiro rubbed his forehead and typed "Darling in the Franxx."

Drewcifer234: Uhh.. guys? Selfie looks just like Hiro from Darling in the Franxx... Oh shit confirmed from the man himself. Did you body snatch Hiro??

YAIDS: You must claim the chosen wifu!

Drewcifer234: @Uncle Zhang I did a reverse image search on both pics, no results. I think he might be legit here.

Hiro's face turned black and he typed "What do you mean body snatch?! We're the same person now. Our souls merged..." he sighed and said "Am I crazy? I'm dreaming right? I'm going to wake up in my room again..." his comms dinged and he looked.

Drewcifer234: You mean like in 'I am Voldemort'?

YAIDS: Welp my good monkey author I think you've lost it

Uncle Zhang: @YAIDS Guys don't hurt his feelings go along with his little improv

YAIDS: Oops... Than what about your system?...

Uncle Zhang: Anyway I didn't watch that anime, so ping when you are in a world I actually know about. Oh yeah! Did you get a system? At least a Bio-chip? Or even better did you get the library of heavens path?

YAIDS: What about the Starter Pack

Uncle Zhang: @YAIDS System Unconfirmed

Drewcifer234: Well, if you really are there, I mean these COULD be elaborate photoshops..., but if you are there? Unless you got all of Hiro's skills you're kinda screwed. And even then, how many times did Hiro get injured and almost died?

Hiro turned green and typed "@YAIDS I got black gloves, Photographic memory, a necklace, and a small healing potion... but I used the potion on a bird so."

Uncle Zhang: @Drewcifer234 Just give up and go with the flow man. We get nothing by proving it wrong anyway,

Drewcifer234: @Uncle Zhang Fine, fine. But isekai is every lonely nerd's dream..

Uncle Zhang: @Monkey Godking The fuck? Why did you use it on a bird you donut? sent a gif

YAIDS: Achievement Gained [Animal Lover]

Drewcifer234: Lol

Uncle Zhang: @YAIDS Wait monkey are you into animal stuff?

Drewcifer234: Tell me the bird is some loyal thing that'll become op and be your animal protector, eventually gaining a hot female form and dual cultivate with you.

YAIDS: Oh my

Uncle Zhang: Your depravity truly does not know any bounds monkey

Drewcifer234: Otherwise, you dumb, mate.

YAIDS: Go for it monkey get those sexy bird girls lol

Drewcifer234: Yea some fetishes should be left for doujins and hentai mags

Uncle Zhang: I mean if it can gain a human form I agree, but if you are F** when it is in animal form you need to see a psychologist. Photographic memory, can be totally abused for unlimited porn if you just peek on some hot girls. [Drewcifer234 & YAIDS reacted 💯]

Drewcifer234: Ooo, Naruto: Reborn with Talent updated. That's usually a good read

Uncle Zhang: @Drewcifer234 Meh, I stopped it sometime ago, will probably restart when I am in a mood for other naruto fics

Drewcifer234: Or idk, learning everything about mechs and stuff so you can actually pilot one if necessary.. what am I kidding, if you're really there, you're gonna die if you don't.

YAIDS: Same

Drewcifer234: @Uncle Zhang That's fair.

Uncle Zhang: @Drewcifer234 Wonder if Monkey will become tony stark smart in the future. If you do, don't forget to send schematics of arc reactor "Privately". I can just imagine New light technologies bringing the future to you. First product? Unlimited clean energy

Drewcifer234: The world will end... can you imagine him going all Cross in iron man armor? "Let this Daddy show you how it's done!" With a feral grin.

YAIDS: I can imagine it now instead of a normal mecha you can pilot a giant hulk buster!

Uncle Zhang: lol, Monkey will transform into his young master alternate form [Drewcifer234 & YAIDS reacted 😆]

Drewcifer234: Anyway, what do the gloves even do? Look nice?

Hiro rubbed his fingers together and typed "Yeah they look good. Idk what they do tho"

YAIDS: Same with the Necklace???

Uncle Zhang: You dare forget my fries? Boom News It has been observed that the local McDonalds was blown up by the Super Villian Monkey due to a case of missing order [Drewcifer234 reacted 🤣]

Uncle Zhang: @Monkey Godking Is it the necklace a yin-yang symbol?

Drewcifer234: @Monkey Godking Help you grip zero 2's hips from behind as you pilot dat ass?

Hiro scrunched his nose and typed back "@Uncle Zhang No, it's a Jian bird. @Drewcifer234 right."

YAIDS: @Uncle Zhang That would be cool but it seems used a lot in fics

Uncle Zhang: @YAIDS Dude? What about them? This is his life bro, the more op the better

Drewcifer234: I mean all the piloting crap in that anime were all euphemisms for sex anyway. Let youth burn your soul, shounen! Sent a gif

YAIDS: @Uncle Zhang I guess, especially if he's in Darling in the Franxx he'll need all the help he can get @Monkey Godking Nice.

Drewcifer234: @YAIDS True. Base monkey in that world? He gonna die

Uncle Zhang: KK, I gotta go work on my college stuff. Try not to die monkey

Drewcifer234: Well, the healing potion was wasted. Did you give it to it because it had one wing and eye?

Hiro: No, it was hurt so I healed it, plus who knows what it was? It could be poisonous

Uncle Zhang: Whats up with the slow response times? You gotta keep up the speed replying or we can't help bro

YAIDS: Should have made the bird like robocop Cyborg bird girls [Drewcifer234 reacted 😆]

YAIDS: So you tried to poison a bird? lol

Hiro: it wasn't on purpose! @YAIDS

Uncle Zhang: I bet the bird goes Monkey is my saviour I shall dedicate my life to him, Whereas monkey is like hmm posion testing animal check

Drewcifer234: Thing about Jian birds is they're SUPPOSED to have one wing and eye, mate. They're m/f are in pairs. Meant to fly together with its mate lol What's that bird going to do against the monsters?

YAIDS: @Uncle Zhang better call PETA

Hiro closed the Comms after that, he got absolutely nowhere and it turned into a meme parade too fast. He sighed to himself and gloomily walked away.