Wednesday, February 24th 2021

Dear Diary;

Ever think that Konoha is just bored and need gossip or tea to spice up their life. No then let me show you. Remember that television that I was on called Trendy Visions. So they invited the mother figures and wives in the ninja families for an interview to just talk, that's it. Like freely talk about things and not have consequences. Cause there is no way they were just having fun on this show without knowing they were on live TV.

~Video plays~

Host: Welcome back Konoha to another episode of Trendy Visions, today I have the honour of inviting the housewives and househusbands on some of the most prestigious ninja families. Please welcome and introduce yourselves.

*applause*

Hinata: Hyuga Hinata, wife of Uzumaki Naruto

Temari:Temari, wife of Nara Shikamaru

Gaara: Gaara, husband of Rock Lee

Kushina: Uzumaki Kushina, Wife of Namikaze Minato

Tenten: Tenten, wife of Hyuga Neji

Orochimaru: Orochimaru, spouse of Hatake Sakumo

Kiba: Inuzuka Kiba, husband of Aburame Shino

Karui: Karui, wife of Akamichi Chouji

Sakura: Haruno Sakura, wife of Uchiha Sasuke

Ino: Yamanaka Ino, wife of Sai

Host: Wonderful, so I won't guide you for long because it is Wonderous Wednesday, where we will give you a question and you debate on your answers amongst each other, Sounds good?

Spouses: Right!

Host: So first question, who is the most wholesome couple?

Sakura: Is that even a question to argue about? Like come on girls and gays, we don't need to argue on this.

Tenten: I wasn't going to. It's pretty obvious.

*everyone looks at Gaara*

Gaara: No, yall wrong it is between Orochimaru and Sakumo or Kushina and Minato.

Ino: Not Gaara denying the truth, think about it when was the last time you argued with Rock Lee, be honest.

Gaara: ......

Kushina: Exactly.

Karui: So your contradiction is now invalid. No questions asked we all agree that Rock Lee and Gaara have the like best relationship out of everyone right?

Spouses except for Gaara: We know that's right.

Host: Hahahahaha, ok next question. Who's relationship are you jealous of the most.

Orochimaru: I speak on behalf of some of the ladies and gays when I say that the relationship I am jealous of is Hashirama and Mito.

Kushina: No, I was always jealous of Madara and Tobirama's relationship.

Temari: No, yall tripping I am jealous of Gaara and Rock Lee, they are vanilla 24/7.

Gaara: Why am I being targeted.

Ino: Cause it's true, but tbh I am jealous of Orochimaru's and Sakumo's relationship.

Kiba: Why though?

Ino: Think about it, everyone except Orochimaru is in love without husbands that's why we married them right. Orochimaru and Sakumo got together cause they were faithed by Hatake mating system. And because of that Sakumo is so overprotective of Orochimaru like have you seen the guy Sakumo put in the hospital yesterday just because he slapped Orochimaru's ass.

Sakura:: Man got what he deserved, he lucky by law I have to heal him or else I would have left him to suffer for a week or two.

Hinata: You know I am a bit jealous by that too, so we agreeing that is our answer right?

Spouse except for Orochimaru: Yes ma'am

Host: The protective couple. Next question, which couple do you think needs the most help?

Gaara: Temari and Shikamaru.

Kushina: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gaara: Seriously, Shikamaru is a victim of domestic violence to the point he is home but 7pm on the weekends.

Temari: I don't do it on spite. And what about Sakura and Sasuke?

Sakura: What about it?

Kiba: Not you forgetting that Sasuke tried to kill your butt like 50 times in over a span of like 10 years.

Orochimaru: *laughs* in honesty I think Sakumo and I need more help than yall kids.

Karui: What makes you say that?

Orochimaru: Because we got 6 kids, most adopted that were sort of consented kidnapping at first.

Tenten: It's the consented kidnapping for me *laughs*

Orochimaru: We kiled Danzo.

temari Good riddance.

Orochimaru: Don't let me get started on how horny our kids are like have you seen Kakashi or Mitsuki when they ready.

Karui: Don't remind me. I am still shocked about the time Mitsuki licked Chocho and said that she was ripe enough to mate. Like I was confused and scared at the same time.

Orochimaru: Thats on Hatake and Snake clan love courting.

Sakura: Omg I remember that day, I never seen Karui so speech less in my life.

Kiba: But seriously who hear need the help the most?

Spouses except Temari: Temari and Shikamaru.

Host: Me still wondering how yall be getting these reasonings. Ok next question, who do you think relationship started off as a joke then spiraled into actual love.

Hinata and Ino: Kiba and Shino's relationship.

Kiba: Aw, shit here we go again.

Sakura: Think about it, there relationship only started because we made them play Gay chicken and decided to get serious about it.

Kushina: Wait, your relationship stemmed from that game?

Kiba: Sad but true.

Tenten: I'm spiralling. Agree that Kiba and Shino's relationship is the joke of it all.

Spouses: Agree.

Host: Omg, gay chicken haven't heard that game in a while. Next question, which relationship do you think, started to become sexual only because the wife started it?

Kushina: Mine.

Temari: No mine.

Orochimaru: and I oop-

Hinata: Ladies the stage is yours.

Kushina: How long did it take you to get your man in bed?

Temari: Freaking 2 years of my miserable life trying to get that man in bed. Like he so lazy I have to ride him myself. I had to get him drunk too ask Ino and Karui I had help.

Ino and Karui: Yup.

Kushina: Better than me, we loved each other from childhood, got married when I turned 18 and didn't have sex with him til I was 25 while he was on a hospital bed with a broken leg after a mission. Thank god Tsunade gave me a few minutes thats I can impregnate myself on him cause he couldn't teleport his way out the hospital without getting scolded.

Orochimaru: Omg I remember that day, Kakashi is still a bit scared after it.

Kushina: Naruto should be damn well lucky, if I didn't impregnate myself that hospital day, I wonder if we would even have kids by now. Since then I haven't got him to have sex. Not that I am ugly I just can't stop him from using his jutsu no matter which seal I put in the room.

Temari: *bows* You are the true Power Bottom I respect you. All hail Power Bottom Goddess Kushina.

Spouse: All Hail.

Host: I'm dying, last question. If you have one day to switch your spouse, who would it be no matter if they were in a relationship or not.

Spouses: *winces* You want us dead?

Host: It's just a question, no harm done.

Spouses: .....

Sakura: So who wants an Uchiha husband?

Spouses except Kiba, Gaara and Orochimaru: Me bish.

Sakura: I am sticking with my Sasuke thank you very much.

Karui: I dibs on Madara Uchiha like have you seen the veins on that man's hand. And him shirtless oof. Like take me now please.

Tenten: No, yall tripping if you don't blink at Shisui guys. He cute and hot at the same time. Like sir, yes please slide into my dms real quick.

Hinata: Guys, Guys. Itachi.

Spouses except Kiba, Gaara and Orochimaru: YAS!!!!

Hinata: Omg, like Itachi , hello. Date me please.

Temari: Guys, Obito.

Spouses except Kiba, Gaara and Orochimaru: Man sexy.

Temari: Like roof, bark bark, awa awa bish.

Kushina: Not gonna lie if I didn't say I had a crush on Fugaku when we were all going to school.

Ino: People be sleeping on Fugaku bro like damn. Man good looking.

Kushina: Guys screw the Uchihas and go to the freaking source. I dibs on Indra himself. Like rail me, please.

Spouses except Kiba, Gaara and Orochimaru: That smexy Otsutsuki~

Host: Why aren't you guys talking?

Kiba: Never liked an uchiha more than a cousin or friend.

Gaara: Uchihas aren't my type, I am content with my Lee.

Orochimaru: I would, but I got a Hatake on my ass cheeks.

Host: hahahahahahahaha.

Kushina: No tell us in our ears who, yall got to like somebody.

Orochimaru: *leans in and whispers*

Spouses except Orochimaru: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! Man's got taste.

Orochimaru: Our little secret.

Gaara: I wouldn't repeat it even if I wanted to, yall actually did that.

Orochimaru: We were both drunk out of our wits so.

Temari: Understandable.

Host: This was all fun but sadly we have to end here. I am your host Minsiyeon101 and this is Trendy Visions wishing you a wonderful day.

Spouses: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

~video ends~

After the show Orochimaru was met with an angry Sakumo wanting to know which uchiha did he have drunk times with. I never heard Orochimaru screamed in my life but hearing him made me laugh it sounded like a mixed of panic and fear of bugs. Which I wouldn't be surprised if Sakumo asked someone from Aburame to use bugs to get the answer out of oro. Anyways chocho and I went on a date and it went well. I got to go cause she in my bed, I want to cuddle her by bye.

Regards;

Cuddle Expert Mitsuki