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Mitsuki's Personal and Totally not Filled With Tea Diary

Mitsuki has got all the tea of the universe and he puts it into one small book. He goes through everything you can think of. Literally normal Boruto Universe but make it everything that shouldn't be in it but in a good way. Literally it is in the name, want a rollercoaster ride, just look in Mitsuki's Diary

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Tuesday, February 16th 2021

Dear Diary;

*seal starts to glow* There is a flash and then a camera is on the book. *starts playing video* *video loads* Playing in 3... 2... 1

Hey Diary it Mitsuki again. This diary entry is going to be a video recording so please bear with me. I am actually at a television station with my other friends and we are being interviewed for the fashion show we did. This should be fun no, anyways enjoy.

Host: Welcome back to another episode of Trendy Visions, I am your Host Minsiyeon101 and today we have a couple of young ninja kids who somehow pulled off one of the largest fashions in Konoha's history. Please welcome them.

~applauses~

Host: How about we start off by introducing ourselves.

Boruto: Hey everyone I am Uzumaki Boruto.

Sarada: Hey, I am Uchiha Sarada.

Mitsuki: The name is Mitsuki nice to meet you.

Chocho: Akamichi Chocho is my name and beauty is my game.

Shikadai: Nara, Nara Shikadai.

Inojin: Yamanaka Inojin at your service.

~appluases~

Host: Ok so let us start off with something basic. What made you guys want to do an entire fashion show?

Chocho: It all started when my mom met my dad and they had me, The spice of everyone's life.

Mitsuki: What she meant to say was she thought of it and we all just tagged along.

Host: Really?

Shikadai: Once ChoCho sets her mind to something you will never get her out of it unless she does herself.

Host: So she is quite the influencer?

Inojin: Both good and bad yes.

Boruto: Not even sugarcoating, wow.

Host: I wouldn't mind, this is a show to express each other. But everything aside ready for the actual event. Today is Twitter Tuesday where we take the event we discuss and have you guys read and react to some of the comments. Are you ready?

Children: Yes!

Host: Bring out the Twitter Jar.

*Gives each child a separate jar*

Host: Each jar is separated by who you are so they are personal comments, now have fun with each other.

Sarada: Right to left so Boruto you first.

Boruto: okie~ *pulls out a paper* 'I just love how Boruto pulled up to the fashion show wearing the messiest clothes but walks down the runway looking like his mom gave him a new game' For your information, I did get a new game that day, so jokes on you.

Sarada: *pulls out paper* 'You ever wonder how Sarada says she never wears makeup but always looking like she been to a spa recently.' To be honest when you have a Medical Ninja that is a mother, yeah skin routine is the in thing in my house.

Mitsuki: *pulls out paper* 'Is it just me or does anyone else wish to be in Mitsuki's shoes, his family is gorgeous. But Mitsuki wanna date?'

Cho-Cho: He took move along.

Mitsuki: *gummy smile* What she said.

Shikadai: *pulls out paper* 'Be honest with yourself Shikdai, you went straight to bed after the fashion show with your dad didn't you?'

Inojin: *snickers*

Shikadai: You didn't have to say it out loud like damn.

Inojin: *full-blown laughs while talking out his paper* 'Inojin, how does it feel to be the child of the prettiest couple in Konoha?' It seems like you haven't seen me I am better looking than both of them combined.

Chocho: The underlying dis though *pulls out paper* 'Chocho looked like a sunflower, I wouldn't mind taking her out respectfully'

Mitsuki: She would like to respectfully decline.

Chocho: That's on period.

Boruto: *pulls out paper* 'Boruto, I bet you didn't design the clothes your people wore, tell the truth' I did, most of it, not all of it. *whispers* Aunty Kushina helped.

Children: *laughs*

Sarada: *pulls out paper* 'Better not mess with Sarada she got Madara, Izuna, Itachi, Shisui, Obito, Sasuke and Fugaku in her arsenal. All she has to do is point and yell sick them. We dead' *laughs* They treat me like a goddess, to be honest and I still don't get it but it seems like their boy genes are too strong. *laughs*

Mitsuki: *pulls Paper out* 'Two questions: One what is your parent's gender and have you seen Sakumo's back muscles like can I respectfully lick them?' *snorts* First of all Oro doesn't identify as anything, my siblings and I asked and they gave us a whole speech on how knowledge is their core and that gender is a social construct and not actually biological. So I am clueless too.

Children: *laughs*

Mitsuki: Also, no you can not lick my dad's back muscles he married calm yall titts.

Shikadai: *pulls the paper out* Shikadai's mom has some nice things, imagine having your head between that?' First of all y'all, all need help, second of all my dad beat yall to it, it's like his favourite place to take a nap.

Inojin: *pulls out paper* 'Is Inojin innocent or is he more knowledgeable than he should be?'

Everyone: *looks at Inojin*

Inojin: *looks straight into the camera* My dad likes to be pegged and My mom likes Shibari. *pulls paper away*

Mitsuki: What a damn minute really?

Inojin: Yup.

Shikadai: On live television bro.

Host: *falls laughing*

Boruto: Wait what does that even mean?

Sarada: Idk either.

Chocho: Is it food?

Host: I am deceased. Exposed his own parents on live tv.

Inojin: Thats what they get for telling everyone on television that I have done PDA with my boyfirend in public.

Shikadai: But still, that far. If I do that my mom would bury me dead or alive depending on how she feels.

Inojin: exactly.

Shikdai sigh *pulls paper out* 'Why Shikamaru looked like he had a boner on the runway?' Yall need help, I know a therapist, Her name is Uchiha Sakura and her number is 457-9872 and her P.O box is 784 Linden Road, Uchiha Square, Northeast Konoha 12365.

Sarada: You ok you just gave my mom's work address and work phone number.

Shakdai: When was I ever ok?

Boruto: Good point.

Chocho: *pulls out paper* 'Is it just me or was Chocho's mother's dress too short?' Ok pervert leave my mom alone or I will track you down, My mom looks beautiful in anything.

Host: And I got an extra twitter for you. @FoxKittyBullet123 asked, 'Ask them from their families fashion line who was your favourite outfit.

Boruto: I liked my sister's own, she looked so adorable in it. I was the one to design that one which I am kind of proud off.

Sarada: Thats hard, But I say my mom's own.

Host: Did that because you don't want the Uchiha's men ego to inflate?

Sarada: Maybe.

Mitsuki: To be honest my dad's own, he had a corset on and it was *chef's kiss*

Shikadai: My mom's because she looks good in kimonos

Inojin: My mom's because she was the one to design that dress.

ChoCho: Mom's because that was beautiful.

Host: Alright, thank you guys for coming and everyone we will see you next time on Trendy Visions, I am your Host Minsiyeon101 and we will see you next time.

Children: BYE!!!!!!!!

And that is all for today Diary, she you tomorrow. Bye!

*video ends*