Sunday, March 7th 2021

Dear Diary;

friendly reminder not to allow the Akatsuki to go on a drinking party together, in the same village in the same bar on the same night. Last night after everything Uncle Itachi wanted to drink away his sufferings. So he invited the Akatsuki to a public drinking party. We got a call from the bartender that they were calling around to have people pick up the Akatsuki member they knew. We picked Deidara and Sasori up and it was hilarious. Deidara kept crying that Sasori got him pregnant and Sasori was crying because he didn't get Deidara pregnant. Sasori you are a walking puppet, Deidara you have a male body. Neither of you two can get pregnant or in Sasori's case impregnate someone. I know Kabuto and Deidara are always at war with each other so they will definitely hold this against each other.

Regards;

A Tired Mitsuki