Sunday, January 17th 2021

Dear Diary;

So it was Father and son Competitions in Konaha today, with invitations given to every single village. And so there was ramen eating competition, fighting competitions, racing competitions, let us just say that there were a lot of competitions that just made you wonder how rich Konoha is. So I entered it will my parent Orochimaru while Rogu entered with Dad Sakumo, Boruto and Naruto, Inojin and Sai, Shikadai and Shikamaru (after many, many bribes and agreements), Rock lee and Metal Lee, Gaara and Shinki, Denki and his dad, Iwabe and his dad, and many many other people. And then they said it was too little so they asked for the girls to join which I was kinda scared of because Cho-Cho with her dad looked at me very very creepily, Sasuke came and participated with Sarada surprisingly.

Eating Competition:

1st place- Choji and Cho-Cho (as expected)

2nd place- Mitsuki and Orochimaru (and you may ask why it's because we are snakes, we eat in wholes and have a bottomless pit called a stomach)

3rd place- Sarada and Sasuke (I swear he might have just either Amaterasu the food away or he shipped it to the next dimension cause I have never seen the man eat)

Fighting Competition:

1st Place- Naruto and Boruto (it wasn't cheating, he won because no one wanted to go against Kurama)

2nd place: Sasuke and Sarada (no one wants to fight someone with both the rinnegan and mangekou Sharingan.

3rd place- Mitsuki and Orochimaru (no one wanted to fight a mad Sannin)

Racing Competition:

1st Place- Naruto and Boruto (they used Lord Fourth's kunais and teleported)

2nd Place- Sasuke and Sarada (rinnegans man, they literally switched places with someone at the damn finish line)

3rd Place- Rock lee and Metal lee (The power of youth they said)

Q&A Competition:

1st Place: Mitsuki and Orochimaru (walking encyclopedia sannin)

2nd Place: Rogu and Sakumo (walking encyclopedia's husband)

3rd Place- Shikadai and Shikamaru (realized the competition wasn't going anywhere so they forfeited)

Art Competition:

1st Place- Sai and Inojin (is that really a question)

2nd Place- Sakumo and Rogu (my dad knows calligraphy)

3rd Place- Shinki and Gaara (they only drew plants PLANTS)

Biggest Jutsu Competition:

1st Place- Sasuke and Sarada (Who knew a Susanoo was that freaking big)

2nd Place- Naruto and Boruto (Ok now Kurama is just showing off)

3rd Place- Mitsuki and Orochimaru (my Parent literally did the Eight-Snake Head Jutsu)

So everything went well and there were other competitions but this entry will be too long and I don't want that. So that's it. Also, that ramen was so spicy and it made me cry.

Regards;

My parent made us win Mitsuki