Sunday, February 28th 2021

Dear Diary;

I can't do it anymore, male adults in Konoha share a single brain cell. It's Sunday goddamn. Look what this television did to the men like omg I will not look at Sai the same ever again.

~video plays~

Host: Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of Trendy Visions, Today is Sus Sunday which means our guests will take over both hosting and entertainment after the topic is chosen. But first our guests.

*applauses*

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki, your seventh Hokage here. =P

Shikamaru: Nara Shikamaru, this idoit's best friend. =|

Rock Lee: Rock Lee, the handsome devil of the hidden leaf is here. =)))))

Neji: Hyuga Neji.

Minato: Namikaze Minato =D

Sakumo: Hatake Sakumo,.... White Fang.... Yeah. =D

Shino: Abrurame Shino.

Chouji: Big Boi Akamichi Chouji

Sasuke: Uchiha... Sasuke

Sai: Just call me Sai =)

Host: Ok guys so you know how Sus Sunday goes, this is where we expose people based on different topics from holy to totally should be R-rated. You spine the wheel and depending on which number it lands on is how unholy your topic will be ranked. Then the jar with the number on it has multiple topics inside you choose and take about the topic. So who will be spinning.

Minato: I volunteer as tribute =D

Sai: Give me a 10.

Shikamaru: 4 or below.

Naruto: Dad don't f*ck this up.

Minato: It can't be that bad. *spins the wheel* *wheel lands on 8* Oh no.

Sai: YES!!!!

Shikamaru: NO!!!

Neji: Anyone else scared on what this will be about?

Host: Ok here is the 8 jar, who will choose.

Rock Lee: Send Sakumo, he has a good noise to sniff out the least unholy one out of all the other options.

Sakumo: ... Thats not how it-

Sasuke: That could actual work.

Sakumo:.... Guys I do-

Shino: That would be most logical.

Sakumo: Thats not how it works *gets up and starts playing in the jar*

Sai: Get a good one.

Shikamaru: I am this close to killing Sai.

Chouji: Share a potato chip and both of you shut up.

Sakumo: *hands a paper to the Host*

Host: *laughs* Kinks.

Sai: I like where this is going.

Neji: I thought you had a good smell.

Sakumo: I thought you had a life but here we are.

Naruto: No, he did you dirty. Neji don't respond you will hurt yourself.

Sai: I volunteer as host and I don't here any objections. So Hello everyone welcome to my TedTalk =D.

Shino: We never agreed to this.

Rock Lee: I also think we did not agree to this.

Sai: I say I am because my kinks were already exposed making me already finished, also I have a knife.

Minato: I have a kunai.

Sai: I have a brain =)

Minato: I do too.

Sai: ok what is 13 + 13?

Shikamaru: Thats easy it's-

Naruto: Oh, 25!

Minato: I thought it was 36 *looks confused*

Shikamaru: *confused* Ok I expected that sh*t from Naruto but Lord Fourth how are you considered one of the smartest hokages in history and can't add.

Minato: Hokage duties doesn't require math =(

Naruto: I can back that up.

Sasuke: They share the same brain cell leave them alone. It is obviously 26-

Shikamaru: Thank you.

Sasuke: 26.8

Shikamaru: *confused*

Chouji: *laughs* Yall broke Shika.

Sai: Alright shut up, It's my TedTalk ok. Ok who is the first couple.

Rock Lee: No, I never knew what your kinks meant, I asked Gaara and he would never tell me.

Neji: You tripping aren't you.

Shino: I also do not know what those kinks were.

Sai: Well class, Teacher Sai is here to help.

Sakumo: I know where this is going.

Shikamaru: Same.

Sai: Starting off with my kink.

Neji: This b*tch got no shame tree.

Sai: I ain't Hashirama or Captain Yamato so shut the f*ck up. Anyways. Back to me. I like pegging. In other words...

Chouji: Here we go.

Sai: I like it when my wife straps on a nice, long-

Sakumo: Omg.

Sai: thick-

Shikamaru: oh no.

Sai: juicy-

Minato: :*makes a cross on his body*

Sai: D*ldo up the a*s f*cking me so hard my legs shake and have to scream Mommy on top of my f*cking lungs so the neighbours can hear how much of a c*m sl*t I am.

Shino: *spilts out his drink*

Neji: EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Rock Lee: *frozen in a confused smile*

Minato: The detailed though.

Naruto: Kids don't try this at home.

Sai: =D

Sasuke: Shut your smiling a*s up.

Sai: No. Anyways Shibari is a type of bondage. Where you use rope and ties up your bottom like the needy b*tch they are and s*x them senseless.

Rock Lee: THAT IS NOT YOUTHFUL!!!!

Naruto: There he is.

Sai: Anyways, while you guys were spiralling, i fixed the wheel and we will have the wheel choose but let us make it spicy no.

Host: Go ahead.

Sasuke: You give him too much power.

Sai: If your bottom's legs ain't shaking you not doing them good =)

Host: *laughs*

Minato: I wanna go home.

Sai: Not til I break every single one of you. *spins wheel*

Neji: Please not me.

Sai: Congratulations, Naruto expose your kinks dare daddy ain't got whole day.

Naruto: daddy should have taken a good sniff of cocaine before he got here but here you are.

Shino: The power of kami compels you both.

Sakumo: I am crying.

Naruto: Anyways. My kink is food. You know this b*tch love me some good food.

Rock Lee: So not Chouji.

Chouji: Food is food, s*x is s*x.

Shikamaru: Thank you.

Naruto: But yeah, if you put food on you like deserts, or sweet things like whipcream and honey and even savoury things like-.

Sasuke: Ramen?

Naruto: I wish no I mean like a piece of steak. Bish got to be expensive when I dine.

Minato: damn, my son ain't it.

Sai: Ok Hinata, does have kinks? Like is she as innocent as she portrays to be?

Nei: Lady Hinata would never-

Naruto: Double penetration.

Neji: *faints*

Sai and Shikamaru: *hyena laughing*

Chouji: She literally says I got two holes for a reason. I am not sexualizing your wife but she literally said that.

Sai: Can't believe Naruto's dick is so small Lady Hinata has to literally be taken from two places to feel something.

Minato: That small thang ain't from my side of the family.

Sakumo: *laughs*

Naruto: SAI!!!!

Sai: A moment of silence for Lady Hinata's suffering.

Neji: *wakes up and starts praying*

~at this point they all standing instead of sitting and just moving al over the place just because~

Sai: *spins the wheel* Make it Sasuke he been pretty quiet.

Sasuke: I do not like the energy we have created in the studio.

Sai: Sadly it landed on Minato.

Minato: NANI!

Shino: Yes spill the so called tea, so this nightmare can be over.

Minato: Fi-

Chouji: Speak louder.

Minato *shy fingers* Fing-

Shikamaru: Bruh stop stutering.

Minato: *whispers* fingering.

Sai: HUH! I didn't here you.

MInato: Fingering.

Naruto: Wow Mom's kink is a bit lame.

Rock Lee: What do you expect from such a youthful woman she has pride.

Shikamaru: With the woman's temper I thought it would be better.

Sakumo: Guys, I don't think that is Lady Kushina's kink.

Everyone: *looks at a tomato red Minato*

Sai: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!

Neji: *falls to his knees laughing*

Sasuke: So..... He a service top?

Chouji: Not the service top.

Shino: How the tables have turned.

Naruto: Dad, do you need a life? I don't know where we can get on but we will find on.

Sai: Do you have a life, you gonna go help find the man one when you don't got.

Naruto: I am your hokage.

Sakumo: And I am not a Hatake.

Shikamaru: *closes his eyes trying not to laugh*

Minato: Gagging.

Everyone: *pauses*

Minato: Kushina has a gagging Kink.

Sakumo: Oh she feral feral.

Naruto: Damn, mom I never knew you liked to gag.

Shikamaru: I am never looking at you too the same again.

Minato: Wrong again.

Chouji: B*tch you lying.

Sai: Don't tell me that she likes to see you gag.

Minato:... maybe

Neji: *lays on the floor and pretends to be getting into bed* Thats enough for today.

Shino: I just sit back and observe.

Rock Lee: Poor Lord Fourth you must be very sad that you aren't in control.

Minato: Actually I enjoy it, I do kind of have a submission kink.

Shikamaru: Then get a male dominant.

Minato: I like my wife thank you very much.

Sai: We see that. Guess, with your contribution of 19 cents a week we will get Minato a life.

Neji: Not the charity advertisement.

Minato: Bullies, all of you bullies.

Sai: *spins wheel* Kneel peasant.

Rock Lee: * sits*

Shikamaru: Wait a minute.

Sakumo: Not the downgrading kink.

Rock Lee: *realized what he did* My legs are tired I swear.

Shino: Not Lee trying to lie. Because if your training regime ain't extreme then I am blind as a bat.

Naruto: And I must be sage of six path himself.

Sasuke: And I don't have perfect susanoo.

Sai: Let him get up.

Chouji: Let him get up.

Rock Lee: Also just to put it out there idk if I or Gaara have a kink.

Shikamaru: let me expose yall a*s real quick.

Sai: oop-

Sakumo: How effective is your source.

Shikamaru: Temari and Kankuro themselves.

Neji: Spill the tea.

Shikamaru: Rock Lee has a Voyeurism kink.

Everyone: *pauses*

Rock Lee: A what?

Naruto: It means you get turned on by sounds likes moans, groans and gasps.

Rock Lee: That seems true, although I only get that from Gaara.

Sasuke: Thats on loyal as a Hatake.

Sakumo: *looks at Sasuke like he a germ*

Shikamaru: Gaara likes impact play.

Chouji: Oh so he like them big strong Rock Lee arms on him?

Shino: Kind of expected.

Sai: Honestly, but I don't want to be slapped by Rock Lee thats like 5 tons of metal in one hit then to get hit by that like 10 times and with Rock Lee's extremeism might get like 50 in on sitting, I want my back please.

Rock Lee: actually 65.

Minato Sweety you not helping the situation.

Sai: *spins wheel* What did I say, Anyway Sasuke your turn.

Sasuke: Electrostimulation.

Neji: No hesitantion.

Shino: Not one.

Shikamaru: A Medical Ninja knowing the dangers of electricity, Likes to be shocked? Make it make sense.

Sasuke: I don't make the rules. Besides she gives this whole lecture about it each time, like you can only use this amount of watts enough to make me feel it and not hurt me and you can only put this amount of chakra in it, I don't trust your chidori so don't use it. Like gurl I just want to f*ck whats with all this rules.

Sakumo: Thats one medical nin.

Naruto: Sakura was always a bit of a masochist.

Neji: How you know that Naruto?

Naruto: May or may not have been training Sarada one time and she may or may not have overheard them one or more like multiple nights.

Chouji: As we said Shino.

Shino: We just sit back and observe.

Sasuke: Anyway Limits is a thing right.

Shikamaru: sasuke your insane is showing again.

Sasuke: Oh right thank you.

Naruto: No c*m c*m for you he said.

Rock Lee: Yall dirty.

Minato: Shut up vanilla man.

Sai: *snorts while spinning the wheel* Congrats Shino.

Shino: Shit anyway, Kiba has this weird breeding kink like the amount of times I have to explain Honey you a male you can't give birth.

Sai: Thats a good thing, f*ck him til you both drip and drained.

Shino: Who said I never did. Anyways, You know Kankuro so like he is like a secret partner that is one and off because of his distance. But I may or not like seeing his d*ck in Kib's hole.

Neji: SO this b*tch didn't know what pegging is but likes watching his boyfriend get dipped, ok then.

Sakumo: the more you know am I right.

Shino: In the end, consent is what matters so shut up.

Naruto: Say it for the people in the back.

Sai: Periodt *spins wheel* I hope we get the next couple I want to expose.

Chouji: Who?

Sai: You will see. Anyways Chouji you up.

Chouji: Age play for my wife and Quirofilia for me.

Shikamaru: I see you Chouji, I see you.

Minato: So your wife likes to be a kid.

Chouji: No, she likes to pretend she is older than me, just to say respect and follow your elders.

Naruto: Respect your elders kids.

Sai: But hands though?

Chouji: Have you seen her hands, they be skilled not just in cooking but a good hand job.

Sakumo: Hole water for sale, Holy water for sale.

Sai: *doing math*

Shikamaru: Don't tell me this man is trying to use the circular motion equation to try get the couple he want.

Sai: You know it.

Neji: Now I want to really know who that couple is.

Sai: Alright *spins the wheel* Sh*t I miscalculated, Neji you up, got to work this out again. *goes back to work out the math*

Neji: Role Play for my wife.

Sakumo: What she likes to be f*cked by a firefighter.

Neji: By younger me. We dress up in our old clothes and do it. She says the style I wear now is awful.

Shino: She ain't lying though.

Neji: Have you looked in the mirror sunglasses. Not even spring yet.

Minato: Calm.

Neji: Anyways Yoni egg is mine.

Naruto: Let us not assume, who get it up the a*s

Neji: *smiles*

Rock Lee: NEJI!!!!!!

Shikamaru: You like feeling relaxed but full. make it make sense.

Neji: What she got some nice yoni egg collection when she travels and buys.

Sai: Ok I got the equation now. *spins wheel*

Naruto: I am confused who left?

Sakumo: Me, and Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: I have a feeling it's me he wants.

Sai: Sh*t, I am bad at math I should have asked Shikamaru to do it. Shikamaru you up.

Shino: Not Sai wanting to expose the White Fang and the Snake Sannin.

Neji: No shame.

Minato: No conscience.

Sasuke: No feelings.

Chouji: No emotions.

Sakumo: No life,

Naruto: No Jams.

Shikamaru: No kpop naruto. Anyway, I have a wax kink.

Sai: So you like hot wax dripping on you.

Shikamaru: No, but on Temari, the way she quivers yup, my cup of tea.

Naruto: New rule, never put a candle and Temari in a room with Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: Unlike you h*es I got self-control. Anyways Temari has role play kink.

Neji: Police?

Shkamaru: No, neko. She likes when I pretend to be a cat. After literally comparing me to a cat after my son's first words was Mommy and Kitty. Never lived it down. So she literally gives me a collar, ears, a virabting tail because Temari loves to to see me suffer and she commands me to do whatever she wants.

Rock Lee: Shikamaru, your Sai is showing.

Sai:*laughs*

Chouji: Needs a doctor.

Sasuke: And to stop being a domestic violence victim.

Shino: Not the domestic violence.

Neji: Anyways last one, I am kind of intrgues with Lord Sakumo and Lord Orochimaru, they be doing both vanilla and kinky stuff from what his kids talk about.

Sakumo: We don't care, I am a wolf, they a snake, we don't care.

Minato: I realized that from the first time I caught you getting a blowjob in the Hokage muilding.

Chouji: Got called out

Naruto: And for what?

Sakumo: Huminliation kink.

Everyone: *pauses*

Chouji: Which one though?

Sakumo: Not me.

Sasuke: *shocked face*

Sai: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN~!

Naruto: So one of the most prideful person in history, who never likes to be embarrassed when in any situation but likes it during s*x.

Shikamaru: Wait a damn minute, last week when they were doing the bet with their lolita clothes, they didn't?

Sakumo: *slowly smiles*

Rock Lee: I am not looking at Lord Orochimaru the same again.

Shino: Same.

Sakumo: Dominant and submissive Kink for me.

Sai: SOmething else, that is expected. You a Hatake history knows how Hatakes get next.

Minato: I have one for Sakumo.

Sakumo: Oh really? What?

Minato: Remember the multiple times we here Lord orochimaru gets kidnapped but always comes back limping?

Chouji: Don't tell me.

Sakumo: Minato, where you going?

Minato: Sakumo likes to send a letter to the Hokage office explaining that him and Orochimaru will be taking a break and it should be kept a secret by only Hokage and his right hand man.

Naruto: I can back that up, I got that letter.

Shikamaru: I saw that letter.

Minato: During Sakumo's runts in wolf language it is like Alpha heat. He gets this sudden urge to have orochimaru to himself which leads him to kidnapping Orochimaru for like 3-5 weeks. Longest was 15 after Orochimaru did a honeypot mission.

Sakumo: Great now, I have to change my tactic.

Neji: Sir didn't even bring it come or push it back.

Sai: A moment of silence for Lord Orochimaru's back.

Everyone: *laughs*

Host: That was a lot of fun, and don't worry this episode won't be shown on National Television because this episode got too personal. So we are going to send it to anyone you trust to see it. And if you all agree to show it on live television then we will show it at night.

Sai: So all my hard work to expose these idiots gone to waste. wow.

Shikamaru: *laughs*

Host: Anyway, this episode got long, I am your Host saying please be careful in bed. This is Trendy Visions wishing you a good night.

Everyone: BYE!!!

~Video ends~

I am not looking at any of the adults the same again. Although, I know both me and Inojin have new kinks we might try later in life. Kink is the spice of life as what Sai-san would say. Anyway, I am done and I went on a mission today to escort this princess. If I even tell Chocho about how she was hitting on me, I would be in the basement and she six feet under a huge fist.

Regards;

Kinky Mitsuki