Sunday, February 21st 2021

Dear Diary;

The dumbest thing happened today. So we had a team gathering with Chocho's team and their family and we were all telling each other things and random details. So we were around the table, eating you know having light conversations. And I kind you not, this is what happened.

Shikdai: *without thinking our hesitation* Daddy can you pass me the salt please.

Shikamaru: *goes for salt*

Inojin: *goes for salt*

Shikamaru: *pauses*

Inojin: *realize what he did*

Kauri: Wait a damn minute.

Naruto: *laughs*

Mitsuki: Get caught in 4K.

Chocho: I'm spiralling.

Shikadai: Sh*t.

Temari: Language.

Inojin: f*ck.

Ino: Language

Shikamaru: *processsing*

Shikadai: *wondering how to rebuttle*

Sai: So..... You guys already did the dirty huh?

Sakumo: *laughs*

Boruto: Gave him the nice glizzy glawk 3000 huh?

Sarada: Wait I can't laugh this much.

Sakura: Well are us guys protected at least, you may not have kids but their is still STDs.

Chouji: So yall not questioning how they did the dirty at such a young age like didn't even wait til they 18? Ok then.

Orochimaru: I did the deed with Sakumo when I was 15 and Sakumo 17 they fine.

Kakashi: Where is a decent dinner conversation when you need it.

Himawari: What's the deed?

Hinata: Nothing Hima.

Kabuto: Oh dear, look at Shikamaru's face.

*everyone looks at Shikamaru*

Shikamaru: Repeat that one more time for me please, cause the only daddy I know Shikadai has is me so what the f*ck Inojin.

Inojin: I am sorry sir but your son's a*s is very distrcting.

Shikadai: Why would you say that?

Inojin: What it's true it's nice and round.

Mitsuki: Wait was that why you were limping today?

Inojin: That was from last night.

Shikadai, Ino and Temari: Inojin!

Inojin: I said what I said.

Sai: Kill me now, my son grew up too fast.

Deidara: I'm dying stop.

Shikamaru: *throws down his towel and starts counting*

Inojin: *runs*

Shikamaru: *runs after Inojin*

Sai: Wait Shikamaru don't kill my son *runs after them*

Ino: Not if I kill him first *runs after them*

Temari: Wait Shikamaru I wanna help *runs after them*

Boruto: No way I am missing this tea *takes out camera and runs after them*

*everyone runs after them*

In the end Inojin only got a stern talking to but everyone was more shocked at Shikamaru literally chasing Inojin for like 5 miles before stopping. Like at full speed running after him. Inojin should be lucky he didn't get murked. And Shikadai had a whole lecture on safe sex practices from Lady Hinata and Aunty Sakura.

Regards;

Laughing Mitsuki