Saturday, January 30th 2021

Dear Diary;

So last night during all the combing and cuddling that happened. Deidara somehow got kidnapped by a bunch of rogue ninjas. And the rogue ninjas decided to call our parent and Oro placed them on speaker. This is how it happened.

Oro: *phone rang and they answer it* Hello?

Rogue Ninja: Is this the Legendary Snake Sannin Orochimaru?

Oro: Yes, who am I speaking to?

Rogue Ninja: No of your business. I have some news for you

*by this time everyone else in the house is around the phone*

Oro: Go on.

Rogue Ninja: We have your child Deidara. If you want him alive you are going to have to pay us 4.6 million dollars plus give us your scrolls about the Hokages weaknesses. You can do that for us right? You wouldn't want your child to die because of your selfishness.

Everyone: *starts laughing*

Rogue Ninja: What is so funny?

Sakumo: You don't got Deidara he got you.

Kakashi: He gonna blow your a*sses away.

Yamato: Try not to make him even angrier than he might be.

Kabuto: You got any lightening users?

Rogue Ninja: No?

Rogu: Then you are f*cked.

Me: I shall pray for you.

Rogue Ninja but he is only 19 he can't-..

Deidara: OI!!!! I got a bone to pick with you. Why did you drug me just to kidnap me back to the Hidden Stone. I do not like HERE!!!!!!

*que the explosions*

Oro: Good luck.

Later that day, Deidara flew back with 5 unconscious rogue ninjas in his puppet's mouth. And we ate bakudan for lunch then had sushi.

Regards;

Safely Protected Mitsuki