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Mitsuki's Personal and Totally not Filled With Tea Diary

Mitsuki has got all the tea of the universe and he puts it into one small book. He goes through everything you can think of. Literally normal Boruto Universe but make it everything that shouldn't be in it but in a good way. Literally it is in the name, want a rollercoaster ride, just look in Mitsuki's Diary

Siyeon_Min101 · Anime & Comics
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117 Chs

Saturday, February 6th 2021

Dear Diary;

So today, we all collectively are going to be sent to therapy tomorrow. Because of what we were talking about in the Mission Log office today. So me and my friends and I were called to a meeting with the Hokages, but let me give you some contents real quick: jounins and chuuins were having meetings back to back with the Hokages to the point Oro, Sakumo, Kakashi and Yamato were busier than usual. So we all were talking and I don't know how our mind landed on war.

Boruto: Supposed its the Next war. The Fifth Great Ninja War.

Shikadai: I hope, the hope not too much energy to waste on that type of battlefield.

Chouchou: But no cap bruh, suppose it is an actual war.

Inojin: I dibs on using a machine gun.

Iwabee: I heard they have these things call Tanks that can nuke someone from a far away.

Denki: He ain't tripping though, I heard konoha has like 6 nuclear missile at their disposal.

Mitsuki: Imagine a nuclear war bruh. My parent would have a fun time with that.

Sarada: Saying this from now, if yall die, I will find either Mitsuki's parent or brother to resurrect yall butts and kill you myself.

Metal Lee: not Sarada choosing violence,

Boruto: Violence was never an option, it's the solution.

Inojin: Say yes to war crime.

Iwabee: No cap, I low key feel like die.

Shikadai: Honestly same.

Denki: Why do I feel like if there is a war, they won't let us participate on the front lines.

Mitsuki: I am built for anything so I don't care. I will literally run to Death's door without hesitation.

Chouchou: I have an idea, how about we help the enemies into Konoha so we have no choice but to fight.

Sarada: Solid plan but how we do that?

Metal lee: Shikadai?

Shikadai: Already on it.

Mitsuki: I will bring scrolls from my parents lab to help. I am sure it ain't that hard to revive the dead.

Boruto: Omg yes, War crime and Dead People!!!!

Inojin: In the end we all die so why not make it come quicker.

Iwabee: When you saving the world from overpopulation.

Chouchou: Group Suicide!

Sarada: Say less.

When we were finished with out conversation we were met with stares, kunais, katanas and I think I say someone holding up a cross at us. It turned out the Jounins and Chuunins were just talking about the recent Otsutsuki events and how they can prevent them. All we were going to do what be briefed on an escort mission of a Daimyo's daughter from on Fire Country to Stone Country. Whoops =P

Regards;

War criminal Mitsuki