Dear Diary;
You ever just wonder what the heck is wrong with relatives because Uncle Gaara was just built differently today. He was on live television where they have the guest that comes in eats and answers questions. And this scene was so beautiful.
Host: So Mr Kazekage
Gaara: Yes?
Host: Is it true that Rock Lee used to like Sakuro Haruno who is now married to Sasuke Uchiha right.
Gaara: I was aware of that.
Host: I wasn't trying to start anything. I just wanted to know because some years back Sai Yamanaka posted on his Twi-Chirp that at a party, you walked up to Sakura and thanked her for not dating Lee.
Gaara: Well He didn't say it fully. I told her to thank you for choosing a lesser.
Host: You didn't. You literally were boasting about your husband to his ex-crush
Gaara: She had to know that she missed a good chance with a good man.
Host: So you are saying Sasuke Uchiha is not a good man.
Gaara: Mhmm, he is when he wants to. But I would never date Sasuke like. If he doesn't got good muscles, strength, determination, not emo and don't got eyebrows by bother. I'm just saying.
Host: Why bother
Gaara: Exactly. I got me a good man, 10/10 would never give up.
Uncle Gaara literally said Uncle Sasuke was ugly on live television. And he didn't give a damn.
Regards;
Dying laughing Mitsuki
Notes:
I saw this short of Gaara thanking Sakura for turning down Rock Lee and I just had to add it in. The short was made by @deepestbluest- Warmer than the air in Summer.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22257061.
Enjoy