Monday, February 22nd 2021

Dear Diary;

Diary kill me dead, I sh*t you not, I can't take my family anymore and it's only freaking Monday. So Last night after the whole Inojin and Shikadai fiasco. My parents along with the other parents went to a bar party that Lord First was throwing as a Late Birthday Party for his Brother. They got so drunk that they did a whole bet, on who was going to wake up first from a hangover. And I got the video.

~video plays~

Tsunade: Hey, grandpa.

Hashirama: Yes princess.

Tsunade: Wanna make a bet?

Tobirama: Omg no.

Madara: Omg yes, do it.

MinatoL I wanna join in too.

Tsunade: Omg Lord Fourth grew balls.

Kushina: I sucked on those balls.

Naruto: Disgusting.

Tsunade: I say we make a bet on who will be the first of our bets to wake up from the hangover.

Orochimaru Thats a dumb bet.

Jiraiya: I like it, continue.

Sakumo: So who betting who.

Hashirama: I volunteer my little brother as tribute.

Madara: Yes the sexy albino I plan on marrying later.

Tobirama: Fuck you I am married already.

Mito: Should I tell them?

Hinata: No.

Hirusen: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shikamaru: Shut up, yall making my head hurt. just place the damn bets already.

Tsunade: I saw that it's gonna be Shikamaru.

Temari: True Shika be waking up at the most dumbest of hours in the morning.

Minato: I say the first person gonna wake up is Orochimaru. We all know they have insomnia.

Orochimaru: Damn, no need to expose my ass.

Sakumo: A cute ass if you ask me.

Orochimaru: Aren't you married?

Sakumo: Oh right sorry.

Mito: Should we tell them?

Hinata: No.

Rock Lee: So what will happen if you lose.

Sai: I say have them were the most exposing lingerie or dress they have and wear it the entire day.

Ino: And do a Tik Tok in it.

Karui: Ight bet.

Kushina: Wait who you dragging down in the bet?

Chouji: Ah yes making the bet spicy like these chicken tenders.

Hashirama: I drag the Porcupine and the Albino.

Madara: I ain't no porcupine, I am a fluffed tortilla.

Tobirama: And I am bleached.

Tsunade: Toad and Snake.

Jiraiya: YEAH!

Orochimaru: F*ck

MInato: That sexy red mama over there and that orange mess.

Naruto: I am your Hokage.

Kushina: Watch your mouth I am happily married.

Mito: Should we tell them?

Hinata: No.

Hashirama: It's settled then.

~video ends~

Now I know what they mean by Aunty Tsunade has the worse luck in history. So the first person in the bet to wake up was Orochimaru, then Tobirama woke up at sunrise. And Shikamaru woke up last. They all completely forgot about the bet until Lady Hinata and Lady Mito went to them saying that tomorrow they have to complete the bet. I never seen Dad so happy in his life and Oro so flabbergasted before. Stay Tune for the bet results lmao.

Regards;

Excited Mitsuki