Birthday Special: March 18th 2021

Dear Diary:

It was a very eventful day today. First off I was kidnapped by the Akatsuki from Itachi's room which I was sleeping over in. And I was separated from the pack to go to different places.

Pain: Carried me a weapon shop and bought anything I touched or looked at for too long. I ended up buying so many swords and bandages. Like I was looking at this one word for a long time because it was spiral but cost so much. I ended up seeing it at the cashier and I had to yell at Nagato to put it back but he didn't listen.

Konan: Carried me to a spy, I swear they pampered me so good I fell asleep only to wake up in the hot spring confused as hell.

Obito: carrying me to a laser rink, Man we were brutally beaten by a bunch of 10-year-olds. they lucky it was a ninja fight.

Zetsu: Carried me to the aquarium, a bad idea on his part because while they weren't looking I took a baby shark from the tank. His name is Sharky =D

Sasori: carried me to build a bear, bish I wasn't complaining, my bear looked just like me. her name is Kisa-chan.

Hidan: too use to a kitten cafe which I am surprised he behaved himself. But I got like four kittens to play with. One snuck into my jacket but we returned him.

Kakuzu: Now he just gives me a box and said not to open it til later.

I was sad that i didn't see Itachi get me anything but I heard that he was at a hotel. So I went to that said hotel and tell me the first thing I saw when I entered the bedroom was a tied up Neko Itachi, help.

And then I saw a note saying open the box, I screamed when I watched the tape that was in it. It was the Akatsuki dressing Itachi up in different clothes for today. I spiralled, best birthday ever and I ain't even mad. I did untie Itachi and just slept with him because he was all fussy. I enjoyed my day, 10/10 would recommend.

Regards;

Happy Shark Daddy Kisame