CHAPTER 09
Yazid: With us!
Me: Mmmmh next time warn no, I stressed for nada and I searched all over the house. Anyway, take care of him!!
Yazid: Yeah yeah tqt!
Me: Yeah bye.
Yazid: No wait! Catch us.
Me: Okay!!
I hang up and start cooking in the meantime they came back.
Me: Oh guys I'm done
They all come.
Souley: Uuuum it smells of pilaou (Comorian dish. I recommend it to everyone who couldn't eat it)!!..... Huh? Did you make pilaou?
Me: Yeah why?
Souley: Pouaaaah you manage too much!!
Me: Mdddr as if it's been a while since you didn't eat that!!
Souley: Well yeah, before you arrived there were only snacks, McDonalds, KFC and HFC and more the daronne she doesn't want to give me any more.
Me: Mdddr well now you're going to eat it!!!
Younes: Yep, you do it too well!!
Me: Tqt tqt!!
Adama: I hope you didn't eat pork.
Me: Aaaah disgusting, you're crazy, it's too bad. I've never eaten that, when I tasted that I quickly spat out beuuuurk. I've always cooked food separately for me and Younes.
Yazid: Mddddr
Me: Anyway, where is Lam's?
Doumam: He comes later.
Me: okay
I put a plate aside for him and we eat in peace and it goes home, it's Lamine.
Lamine: Salam 'Aleykum!!
The others: Wa 'leykum Salam.
Lamine: Waaah I have the slab, what are we eating today?
Me: In the microwave.
Souley: We eat pilalou brother!!
He takes his plate and sits down opposite me.
Lamine: Mdddr you're ferhane (= happy) huh.
Souley: Well yeah it's normal wesh.
Lamine: Mdddr, who are you doing?
Me me !!
Lamine: I hope you didn't put pork in it
Me: Wesh... --'
Younes: Ah no beuuuurk that's not good.
Me: Mddr no I haven't, it's not because I was educated by French people who eat pork 24/7 that I eat it too.
Lamine: Well, you never know.
Me: -looks askance- Pffff
Lamine: Oh pfff not I told you.
Me: Tssss
He gives me a look....
Me: Bah what did you tell me pff not bah I tsss you
Yazid: Mddddr shut up otherwise he will fuck you.
Me: Fuck me mddr I'm not afraid.
Lamine: Oh yeah? -he wakes up-
Me: Well yeah
Lamin: Okay.
He approaches me and I stand up. It's true that I want myself dead. The guy is well muscled while I am a toothpick. Anyway Younes gets on the table and says
Younes: Be careful who you touch otherwise I'm going to box you!! -by making the gestures-
Lamine: Okok I don't do anything otherwise you'll knock me out mdddr!!
The others: Mddddr a killer kid!!
Younes: You see Lili he's afraid of me! He's not going to hit you because I'm here!!
Me: Yes yes mdddr get off the table!!
Younes: Yeah!!
Anyway, I give them dessert, a fruit salad and that's it. Then I'm going to put Younes to bed.
Younes: Lili, do you know that in a week it's my birthday?
Me: Yes I know!
Younes: Plus now mom and dad can't hit you anymore. And now you can eat whenever you want. You have to put on weight like you were before because now you're really skinny.
Me: Don't talk about them okay. It's in the past and tqt I'm going to feed myself now. Go sleep!!
Younes: Yes good night Lili
Me: Thank you too Be!!
I kiss him and go to my room. I watch TV and the others join me except Lamine.
Me: What are you doing here? You have a room, don't you? So go watch TV there!!
Souley: What is it, we've come to keep you company!!
Me: Hmmm I don't care. Leave me watching my movie in peace.
Adama: Besides, what is this old movie there!!
Me: Hey Adama leave me alone, huh!!!
Adama: I'm going to fuck you!!
Me: Hey, there's the little one who's sleeping.
Adama: Ayya you want to die, that's it.
Me no.
Adama: Well shut your mouth.
Me no.
Adama: Aaaaa...
Me: Aya what?
Souley: Lina, shut up a bit, aren't you?
Me: Well no! It's me who must have the last word, not him and I'm not going to let it happen. I've been through worse than that before.
Yazid: Huh? In short, you have a big mouth!!
Me: Yes I know!!
Souley: Mdddr a killer!!
Me: Anyway shhh I'm watching the movie.
We finish the film and we watch another... Anabelle, this brother film isn't even scary!!! I fell asleep so much that he sucks....
To be continued...