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Miserable Wanderer

A massive nerd dies and gets reincarnated, his excitement gets the best of him. The first words he hear are "Get to work slaves!" When he looks around and sees grotesque figures mining with oversized pickaxes his stomach drops to his colon. [Multiverse fanfic, starting in Warframe.] "Status." [Status displaying] Race: Grineer[100%] Level: 0 Status points Available: 0 Stats: Vitality: 1 Strength: 1 Agility: 1 Intellect: .3 Mastery Rank: 0 [Inventory] Strength Quote. "USELESS DISGUSTING MAGGOT FILTHY WORM WHY ARE YOU BREATHING MY AIR !"-Councilor Vay Hek The cosmos weeps at this mans fortune. A distant "FUCK MY LIFE" can be heard Cover not mine THERE WILL BE MULTIVERSE TRAVEL JUST NOT IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE.

SoupHarbinger · Video Games
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85 Chs

TG: 1 : Unpure

"Is he awake ?"

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I decided to enter the tokyo ghoul world.

Why?

Honestly because I just wanted to be in a normal city again, I mean as long as I camp out in a safe area I can literally just live like a normal human and take a break for a month or so to plan and get my bearings.

But the second I spawned in a mass of metal pipes came barreling down on my head and now here I am staring at the lights of a hospital with my eyes barely open.

"Can you hear me?"

"Is he awake?"

A man in white robes who is notably bald with a light grey mustache holds his fingers out to me.

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Uhh. Uh.. 3"

The doctor closes his hand.

"So he isnt concussed, quite amazing."

"Can I go now or what?"

I ask him, rubbing my head wich is bandaged.

Before I can get up the doctor continues.

"You know not to offend you or anything but all that nasty scarring on your face, well we thought it was from the accident and we kind of took the situation much more seriously than we thought, but hey on the bright side you saved 2 kids."

As the doctor finishes he points to the hospital beds next to me.

A petite woman with long pinkish and purple red hair lays with a bandage across her arms, and curiously a bloody bandage on her abdomen. In the bed besides her a young feminine boy with raven black hair lies dead asleep with an arm splint.

Then boom.

Snap back to reality.

I just annihilated the plot of this world on accident, when I covered my hands (not like a coward It was manly) over my face, I didnt see those 2 and I took the shit kicking for the most part.

Damn.

I wonder if Rize is gonna kill Kaneki.

Yea probably.

I mean then she would probably just replace him in the plot right? So I guess it wont be fucked up too horribly.. Hopefully.

I sit up completely and pop my neck and knuckles.

The doctor fills out a paper.

"So uh where are you from? Obviously not around here."

The doctor asks, stopping at a blank space on the page.

"Umm."

I need an alibi, I cant say fucking Georgia I certainly dont like like I'm from hillbilly USA anymore he wont believe me for a second.

"Uh.. Poland."

I'll just say where my mom is from.

"Ahhmm wheres about?"

"Warsaw."

"Ha, that's a much nicer place than Japan I tell you son, their druzhinniks put our CCG Doves to shame."

"Uh yeah."

I reply, staring at him blankly.

"Well what's the reason for your visit?"

"Oh, vacation mostly."

Finally something I can answer without lying.

"Well Mister what was it?"

"Sebastian."

"Mr. Sebastian have a good rest of your vacation, I'm clearing you. It seems fortune favored you, those 2 not so much."

I get up and swipe the default clothes, mostly of the dirt.

A pair of black jeans and a grey tank top was all I was given, and a little watch on a chain that can hang from my pocket. It even has a little compass.

"Hopefully I won't be seeing ya again doctor, bye!"

I wave my hand and walk down the hall to the receptionist, an old woman in a nurse outfit.

I tell her the doctor as discharged me and she types any pertinent information in before telling me I can leave legally.

Welp time to explore!

First things first, unlike a normal ghoul since I have grineer genetics I can eat human food, our digestive tracks are built different, and right now I really want a piece of fucking cake.

I continue walking until I reach the quintessential Japanese shop, a 7/11.

The door dings pleasantly as I enter the shopkeeper with rings under his eyes continues staring at his phone. As I begin browsing. The system gave me a little money aswell as a bonus for playing the world as myself. Wich is pretty based.

A small glass cabinet with slowly spinning trays intrigues me, inside a singular slice of a succulent choccy cake remains, even sprinkled with dribbles of caramel, wich makes it even more elite.

I open the cabinet thingy and pick up the tray, with a pop it comes off.

I bring it to the counter and give the guy 500 Yen.

I unwrap the plastic as I leave the 7/11 and stare at the cake.

Jesus how long has it been since I could function normally without a death battle, I'm certainly looking forward to this trip.

I take the small wooden fork from the tray and take a liberal slice off the cake and put into my mouth.

Dear lord.

The explosion of flavors.

The creaminess of the frosting, the tang from the caramel and the deep rich flavor of the cured chocolate. My god. It is beautiful, I might cry legitimately!

It takes only a bit of shovelling to finish the food.

Now I need to look for somewhere to stay, y'know I did not really think this through.

It is already decently dark out, and I don't want to get jumped by a thug, killing someone right now would kill the mood.

I keep walking, in search of a cheap hotel but to avail since I cant really read Japanese that well, but I can speak it for some reason wich is a little strange, must be the system messing with me. Like I can speak but not read, I love being fucked with.

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[Hospital ??]

[???? POV]

The last thing I remember?

Oh I remember now, there was that little boy, oh he was such a snack. Literally!

Then some guy just appeared out of nowhere and scared the hell out of me.

Then boom, metal pipes came crashing down.

All I can remember..

That man.

His smell.

It was beautiful, even more than that little boy. Speaking of. I can smell him, he smells..

Much stronger. Something is different about him.

I open my eyes to blinding lights, I raise my hand to cover it but I feel so weak that I cant.

"Where-where am I?"

A man with a bald head and grey mustache stands over me smirking.

"Little Glutton, you have woken up. Your lucky your organs matched the boys kekeke."

What.

I glance down and see a bloodied bandaid covering my stomach.

"Luckily your a ghoul so they regenerated.. Hahaha. That foreigner, he was something else, I had to get him out of here before his scent drove you crazy, you were tossing and squirming like a rabbit in heat in here."

My eyes forcibly go wide as the doctor continues smiling.

"I will kill you!"

I jump up but dont have the strength to get my kagune out. The doctor begins laughing in my face.

"Oh miss Rize look, your boyfriend is waking up."

I look to my left and Kaneki stares at me, his eyes gleaming with fear and rage, tears dripping down his face. It is beatiful, that expression.

"R-Rize.. Why did you do this to me?"

Kanekis right eye goes black, red veins forming all over it.

Are you fucking with me?

He stabs up, 2 long tail like kagune sticking out of him.

"Uh oh Rize he is cranky."

"Make it. MAKE IT STOP!"

Kaneki clutches his face as the kagune thrashes out wildly, one of the tentacle flies right past me and destroy the desk by my bed.

I need to get out of here, this snack isnt worth it anymore, I need to tell the old man that this crazy is gonna be set loose with MY KAGUNE!

I muster all my strength and slip past the crazy bastard and jump out of the window, my body should be done regenerating a few minutes so I just need to run.

My feet tap against the ground lightly as I continue running, my pink dress is soiled by the wet asphalt but I have no time to worry about clothes right now.

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[5 minutes later]

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The more I ran the faster I got

But the scent caught my nose, its him. The foreigner. I need to find out who the fuck that was. Then I can eat him, something so delicious cant be passed even if I am injured.

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[MC Pov]

*pitter*

*patter*

*pitter*

Eh what's that?

*WOOSH*

HOLY SHIT!

I barely dodge as a red spear shoots by my head .

"You actually dodged that? Well I wont miss again I need to eat you!"

I turn and see.

Rize.

That conniving bitch got out of the hospital, she probably killed the doctor and Kaneki, evil bitch.

I just wanted A FUCKING VACATION!

BUT NOOOOO!

I JUST HAVE TO BE ACCOSTED, ABUSED AND USED AT EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!

I'm gonna end this quickly.

Come on kagune, it's time to murder.

Two red explosions pop off of my shoulders, I feel my right eye jitter as it swells.

Rize walks back, her facial expression changed from a sultry smile to a deadpan.

"Y-you.. How!?"

"Stay away! STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Rize screams at me and begins running, my legs burst after her and grab her by the kagune.

I flip her and slam her back against the ground.

She spits up blood and begins heaving.

I crouch next to her and stare her in the eyes.

"Fuck with my vacation and I won't hesitate next time you crazy bitch."

I retract my kagune and begin strolling again.

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[Rize]

He is..

His smell.

Aghh.

I hate him.

I hate his ugly face..

But..

I cant get enough!

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Little did our main character know, Vacations are not allowed!

[AN]

See how I swapped the doctors look lmao.

Idk why but bald people always seem more sinister in novels. (No offense to bald people).

Chapterly song suggestion: More than mortal - Bury Tommorow.