– All Around Clay

Being made of clay has several perks. One of which is the absence of regular mortal needs such as sleeping or eating, even dumping waste. Therefore, Enkidu watched his new master– a certain Kiyome Abe– sleep the entire night.

It doesn't mean he was actually doing nothing, as he stood by her bedside, he was scrolling through the 2 set of memories he has and gathered as much as he can about himself, and the modern age.

In one night, Enkidu could be said to be at the level of a country bumpkin visiting the city for the first time.

Clueless, but not so much that he's obviously not human.

Time passed. Morning came.

Kiyome refused to wake up, and Enkidu did not get any exact instructions. Thus, he waited for her to wake up.

She eventually got up herself and yawned while stretching.

"Nyaaa~ Morning, Gil... Hm? It's already 6:50? I'm late" She said with not even a lick of urgency.

And then she did a double take.

"Wait?! 6:50?! I'm going to be late!"

She quickly sprung off the bed, but she momentarily stopped as she eyed a stack of notebooks.

Her assignments. She would've done them yesterday, but her father was being annoying and she left the house without ever remembering to do them.

Then, her eyes went to Gil. A certain instinct of her telling her that Gil could do something about it.

"Gil. How smart are you?" She asked eyes and tone desperate.

Enkidu tilted his head.

Kiyome took a notebook of mathematics and opened it to a certain page. She then pointed her immaculate fingers to a certain problem.

"Can you solve this?" She asked again. Same tone of desperation.

Enkidu scrolled through his memories, and miraculously. His modern age set of memories had answered and even perfected a question similar to this.

No, scratch that. The NEET was genius.

Enkidu nodded his head and picked up a separate piece of paper along with a mechanical pencil and answered the question.

Correctly and in under 30 seconds.

"W-Waaaa~ you're super duper definitely a super special rare! T-Then... you don't mind doing all my assignments for me while I get ready, right?" She asked. She had the decency to sound sheepish, but her face was of someone very willing to take advantage.

Enkidu didn't really care.

"Yes. I do not mind." He replied with an even tone.

"Then make sure to also copy my handwriting! I'll get ready! Thanks Gil!"

She jogged towards the bathroom and waved her arms.

Enkidu eyed her right hand and in flash of yellow lightning discharge. His hand was an exact copy of hers.

He then eyed the handwriting she has throughout the book and answered all her assignments in less than 3 minutes. He then stacked all the notebooks to the table and systematically packed them inside her briefcase.

Good Servant Enkidu, at your service.

In a few minutes. A steaming and fresh Kiyome Abe walked out of the bathroom with a towel to wipe her head.

That is to say, she and her boobs were naked. Visible to the naked eye. She trudged along and eyed her briefcase that wasn't there before and took note of the lack of materials.

"Are you done already? Well done. As expected of my kawaii golem" Kiyome praised and Enkidu replied with a nod.

Then, she walked in front of him.

"Say. Are you male or female?" She asked with a bit of a detective tone to her words.

Enkidu looked at her.

"I'm physically based off a female, but mentally molded by a male." Enkidu replied with a tilt of his head. (Referring to how he took the form based off Shamhat the holy Thot and was technically best bros with Gilgamesh, thus him being mentally male)

"Eh~? Does that mean you feel something... seeing me like this?" Kiyome asked. whilst squeezing her naked boobs and allowing her nipples to look even more like a budding, ripe fruit you'd just want to suck the milk out of.

Enkidu felt something tug at the deepest pits of his lesser soul. Something perverted.

Though, it's about 0.1% of his entire being.

"No. I do not feel anything. I was born naked, thus the naked form is nothing strange to me. Or do you mean how me being mentally male should have certain effects toward the opposite gender?" Enkidu replied, tone even and slightly confused.

Also. The clay did not blush, nor look at her boobs the entire time.

Kiyome noticed this. And nodded her head, seemingly satisfied.

"Instead of me, master. Shouldn't you as a female be more wary of being naked around others? I think this was a serious thing... according to my sources" Enkidu added after a few seconds.

Kiyome took note of the 'sources', despite how careless and go-with-the-flow she appeared to be, she was pretty smart.

Trying to connect the words 'lancer', 'en' and 'sources' but coming out with nothing. She decided to just reply to Enkidu.

"I can't really think of you as anything male when you're wearing that you know?" She replied sarcastically and with a mocking tone. Though jokingly.

Enkidu eyed himself. He was still wearing the long sleeved floral dress. His eyes widened in acknowledgement and nodded to agree with his master.

Kiyome then proceeded to dress herself in the standard Kuoh girls uniform and sat at the bed.

"Gil. Do you know how to use a hair blower?" Kiyome asked with a bit of hope.

Enkidu stared at the machine and remembered seeing it, but his other set of memories has no experience using it. Thus the answer was–

"No." Enkidu replied just as fast.

Kiyome then nodded and patted the spot next to her.

"Sit with me and watch how to use the blow dryer." Kiyome asked.

Enkidu did as Kiyome requested. Soon, the noises of hair blower was heard all over the room.

Kiyome tried not to squeal and focus. Why exactly?

Enkidu was looking at her and the blow-drying like a kid who was watching a magic trick for the first time.

Enkidu's eyes sparkled and his child-like features was highlighted. For Kiyome, it was like a little loli looking up to her and she tried her best to not make a mistake. Adding how Enkidu's lips formed an 'o' shape. She quickly stopped and stared at Enkidu.

"Do you think you can blow dry me now?" She asked while patting Enkidu in the head.

And that was the last straw. An action she normally does to her endearing and cute little beast had an unexpected reaction from Enkidu.

He blushed very, very faintly and bowed as if to ask for more.

Kiyome squealed like a pig being butchered with tickles.

"Kyaaaa~! Ohmaigosh! You're so cute! Gil come here!" Kiyome said as he forcefully hugged Gil and smothered him on her boobs while patting his head like a mother placating their child would.

Enkidu yearned for maternal love despite how he looks. Being made by the Gods and having spent a huge portion of his time watching and being with Gilgamesh. Enkidu lacked and was envious of something.

He was always curious of how a mother and child relationship was. Shamhat was the closest she had to a mother figure but...

He was pretty sure you don't have sexual intercourse with your mother. (HAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I wrote that)

Thus, the sudden motherly treatment he was getting from Kiyome more than did the job to secure his loyalty to her.

After a while. They separated.

"Blow dry me please." Kiyome ordered. Her previous infatuation long gone.

Enkidu already saw enough and much to Kiyome's surprise, he did it even better than she could.

"Now. Watch me do my drill curls and do on the other side" Kiyome said as she took out a hot brush.

Then in the next few minutes, the previous event happened all over again.

But, this time as Enkidu was styling Kiyome's hair. He suddenly spoke.

"Master. Why do you not let the other maids do these instead?" Enkidu asked curiously.

"I don't trust them with my hair. Before, it used to be my mother who did these for me... but she passed away. Only I remember how and I refuse to let others I don't trust do anything to my hair" She explained with a bit of anger in her voice, though none was for Enkidu.

After finishing the drill curls, the 2 then finally went outside to eat breakfast.

It was already 7:05 much to their displeasure.

"Uwah. I'm really going to be late if we go any slower." She added as she approached the table

Kiyome sat on the table and Enkidu merely stood nearby, next to the maids. Giving them a quick smile and looking back towards Kiyome who wasn't happy with what he did.

"Gil. Next to me." She said with a bit of annoyance in her tone.

Enkidu wondered why. Still, he went beside her anyways.

It was quiet breakfast. Despite her not acknowledging the presence of her father eating with her.

He was there and eyed Kiyome from time to time.

A lonely breakfast for one and a boring breakfast for another.

"Gil. How much of a human is your current form?" Kiyome suddenly asked. Her tone of excitement back once more.

She really enjoyed testing around with Enkidu.

"I'm as human as everyone else, aside from other organs and blood." Enkidu said as if the question was regularly asked.

"Then, do you have taste buds?! Can you eat food?!" She asked, her tone now completely happy.

Her father rose an eyebrow at what Enkidu said. Just like her, he could instinctively tell Enkidu wasn't human as a beast tamer. Still, he merely kept quiet. He wasn't going to meddle with her daughter's bonding with her beasts.

A beast tamer's sword and shield are their beasts. It only makes sense to treat them kindly and bond with them, as a warrior who treats their sword and shield poorly will only die in battle.

They were beast tamers, not beast slavers.

Kiyome then proceeded to fork a piece of bacon and wrapped it in a sweet filling. She then fed it to Enkidu who was more than willing.

...

The entire table was curious as well. Including the maids.

A golem that can eat? What is that?

"The bacon is well done, it is easy to shred in my mouth and the pork juices increases the distinctive taste. Though the sweet filling is too much, it doesn't go well with bacon." Enkidu reported.

Kiyome's eyes sparkled in delight. If Enkidu could eat, then she finally has someone to have breakfast with!

"Yay! That's so rare! You're like the best golem ever! It doesn't even matter if your combat capabilities aren't as good, you're already the best golem!" Kiyome praised.

Enkidu however, was a bit curious at one bit of her praise.

"Combat capabilities? Huh. As a heroi- I mean, as a beast. I'm viable for fights."

Kiyome took note of 'heroi' or rather she was willing to bet it was 'heroic'. It's not like he was going to say 'heroine' was he? (The drug)

Still. Since she doesn't think Enkidu lies, she immediately set up a combat test with her father's minotaur. A golem should be enough to face against one, no? After the breakfast, the quickly went to the backyard, as big as it was.

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On the one side was a minotaur that Kiyome's father was petting. And on the other side was Enkidu standing nonchalantly.

Currently, Enkidu had an A in all his stats. Even among high tier heroic and divine spirits, this was incredibly powerful. Consider this, both Achilles and Heracles did not have A in all their stats and neither were they able to manipulate said stats to triple or double.

The minotaur wasn't even a speck of dust for EMIYA.

Enkidu turned to look at Kiyome as the it was about to start.

"I forgot to tell you, master. But–." He said unsure of the situation.

Thus, as the fight began. Enkidu merely tilted his head and held out a single finger to stop the oncoming full powered punch.

Then, various chains sprouted from the ground and wrapped around the minotaur before forcefully bringing it down.

"–My style of fighting isn't really brute strength, but to bind my enemies" He continued after the display.

Kiyome only had one thought.

Enkidu was one All-Around Clay.