The Nether

Once you step through the nether portal, you may experience the following. It was incredibly hot. You would feel very thirsty. You could possibly die of stroke. Unless you're in Minecraft. To Steve it wasn't that hot. There was no thirst. Steve didn't have a real brain to get a stroke with.

The nether was supposedly dark. That wasn't the case. It looks as if it was well lit. Red terrain filled Steve's view. Occasionally there would be fire. There were also these blocks that Steve would step on and become slow. There were faces on them too. Creepy.

There were all sorts of dangerous things. Blocks that hurt your feet. Flying fireball shooting monsters. Other dangerous monsters. Steve learned this the hard way. He now has half a heart left.

The voice finally responded. "I really need to stop AFK-ing!". Steve sprinted back to the nether portal. The voice overlooked a magma block. Steve stepped on it and died. "My Minecraft really has a problem,". Steve suspects that this is the name of the universe. "I'll go to the repair store to check if my laptop has hardware issues,". This got Steve's brain, or whatever Steve uses to think, going. What if the laptop had a problem? What if there were hardware issues? Would he be deleted? What's a repair store?