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[Hmm The Narrator God Is Currently In An Argument With The Other God Called Jimmy, Let's Hear What They're Talking about Shall We?]

Jimmy: No Dude That's Not How It Works! Is Rust Wet? Of Course Not! That's A Stupid Question!

Narrator (me): Well How Would You Know! You're A Narrator Who Works 9 To 8 And Makes 20 Dollars A Day! Not An Atomic Researcher!

Jimmy: *Gasp* How Dare You! Well Your Also The Same! You Work With Me!

Narrator (me): You Think I Got A Problem With That? Even Though I'm Pretty Sure I'm Right, And YOUR Wrong, Your Still My Bro.

Jimmy: Awww....Your Still Wrong Though, Like Yes Your Right Rust Do Come From Metal That's Exposed To Water A Tad Bit Too Long, But It's Not Always Wet! If You Take It Out Of The Water And Let It Dry It's Dry!

Narrator (me):Well What If It Had A Little Rust Bubble?! And Water Might Be In There-

[Why Did I Even Bother Recording These Two, Well They Tend To Stop Arguing And Reach To a Conclusion After 1 To 2 Hours Maybe Even 3, So Let's Not Waste Anytime And Let's Go Narrate.]

Steve After Creating A Backpack, Bedroll And A Perk Is Almost Ready The Only Thing He Needs Is Some Tools.

Steve: Hey System What Other Features Do You Have?

[The System Has A Premium Or Dlc, Map, Bubble Equip, Body Status, And Three Slots Of Inventory In Which You Can Put in Anything, Even A Whole House.]

"Wait you Can Do That?"

[And Finally, A Shop.]

"Ok Uhh Any Idea What To Do?"

[I Suggest You Making Some Tools As It's Very Nessecary, May I Suggest The Iron Rapier Or Something More Like An Iron Katana, Though You Can Choose Something More Powerful Like The Iron Greatsword.]

[Iron Rapier Is Good For Stabbing And Has Medium Sized Range, Good Against Normal Mobs, Meanwhile The Katana Is A Sword That Can Be Swung Very Fast, And Especially Good Against Running Or Faster Mobs.]

[And Lastly The Iron Greatsword, Though It Is Quite Heavy Meaning Slow Attacking And You Can't Go In Narrow Spaces Easily But The Great Damage It Deals Is A Good Reason To Choose This, The Greatsword Can Kill An Iron Golem In Three Swings, Still You Can't Go To Narrow Spaces.]

"Hmmm, I Think I Should...Pick All Three!"

[But It'll Be Too Heavy Steve.]

"But You Did Say You Have A System Inventory With THREE Slots That Can Even Carry A Whole House."

[{ +20 Credits}]

"Thanks System."

[No Problem Steve.]

As Steve Goes Down And Gotten A Material He Suddenly Got A Thought

"Why Don't I Just Use The Crafting Perk On My Backpack Instead Of Just Going Up Again?"

Steve Them Places Down The Backpack On The Stairs And Then Kinda Gets Confused Because He Doesn't Know How To Use A Backpack Perk.

So He Searched For The Results On The Handbook, And It Took Him A While Until He Found The Way To Summon The Perk.

"Cara,Van'Serai!

Then The Backpack Sprouted A Pole On The Side And Shoots Out Another Pole And Stood Up, Then The Lid Of The Backpack Opens Up And The Top Of The Wooden Table Opens Up From The Backpack Entrance.

At least That's What Steve POV Is.

As Steve Gasp Seeing This Kinda Stuff For The First Time Is Magical, If This Is What His Reaction From Crafting Perk Wait Till He Sees The Create Mod.

Ok So After I Was Having A Little Pause And Argument With Jerry Again, We Resolved It And Went Separate Ways To Do Our Job.

[! They're Done Already?! Welp See You Next Episode!]

Anyway After Seeing What Steve Is Doing I See Him Crafting With...A Backpack? Guess That's Part Of The Mod, Never Really Know Anything about That.

Welp Everyday You Learn Something New Though I don't Think I'm Ever Gonna Use That, Looks Like Steve Is Creating Something!

He Is Crafting...A Sword, No A Sword But With A Iron On The Side?Why Is Steve Looking So Confused? Then Steve Looks At His Handbook, Wow This Modpack Has Everything! And Steve Then Looks At The Text Or Description, With A Text That I Can't Read.

Yep It Turns Out This Simulation Has Made It's Own Language Or Languages, And After Looking The Description Of The Stick With A Brownish Orange In The Middle Steve Then Sigh And Gets Frustrated, And Goes Up Into....Somewhere.

He's Going To A Room Full Of Chest, And Start Looking Individually Into One Of Them, Chicken, Sheep, Pig, And Finally A Cow There's No Fish Here In The Chest Area Thingy, Guess He Didn't Found Water Or Atleast Didn't Know That He Can Fish Out Fishes From A Source Block Without Needing Fish Inside It.

Well To Be Honest He Is An AI.

He Then Pulls Out Some Leather Then Looks Back At His Handbook And Looks At The Stick Description Again And Holy! Suddenly Jumps And Yells "YES YES YES!!!" Then Puts Back The Leather In The Chest And Heads Back Downstairs Until He Reaches 2 Floor Downwards And Opens The Chest In Terrifying Speed.

Until He Pulls Out A!....Bunch of Strings? Steve Puts Down H-His Backpack And Yells Out "Cara,Van'Serai!" And His Backpack Suddenly Shoots Out Two Poles At The Side And Those Pole Extended A Pole To Make It Stand! And The Top Of The Backpack Opened Up On Itself, And Pulls Out A Wooden Table That Has A Top Feature And Has Looks Of A Crafting Table.

Steve Immediately Places A Stick In The Middle And Places String In The Right And Left Sides, And Making A.....Handle, Wow Who Would Have Known That A Weapon Needs A Handle, Wow I'm Stupid.

Steve Then Asks The System.

"Hey System, What Do I Need To Do Now?"

[Well Let's See Hear You Created The Backpack And Crafting Perk, You Only Been Creating The Rapier And Not The Katana Or Greatsword Yet, And You Haven't Brought Any Materials.

"Man I Got A Lot On My Hands."

(AND NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME WE ACTUALLY DO THIS.)

TIME SKIP.

(Diavolo King Crimson Noises)

"Finally Everything Is Finished, Ok Got The Backpack And Perk, Weapons Have Been Made And Stored In The System, Supplied Materials Of 32 Iron,2 Stacks Of Cobblestone, 4 Stacks Of Wood And Then...Survival Tools, Camping Needs And Food... I Think That's It!"

[Compass?]

"Did It For The Survival Tools, Bed Roll Is Inside The Backpack, Strangely I Think This Backpack Can Hold More Than It Should, I Think It Has Spatial Properties."

[PickAxeShovel Made Yet?]

"What's That?"

[A Tool That Has The Use Of A Pickaxe, Sxe And A Shovel]

"*Sigh* Ok How Do I Make It?"

[Just Put A Pickaxe On The Left Shovel On Top And Axe On The Right At The Crafting Table.]

"That Easy?"

[Yes, That Easy.]

"Alright."

Ok I Had Enough Time Skip AGAIN!

(DIAVOLO KING CRIMSON NOISES INTENSIFIES)

"Ok Bridge Has Been Made Let's Go It's Almost Night."

[Why Not Sleep At The Base, Besides As You Said It's Almost Night, It's Safer In The Day.]

"Uuggghhh Fine"

Ughhh I'm Already So Sick Of This Sentence.

Time Skip...or whatever.

(You Get The Bit Already It's 9 Pm In The Night I'm Tired, Tomorrow Is My Swimming Lessons)

"Ok It's Morning Now, Can We Go Already?!"

[Sheesh, Why Are So Cranky?]

"I Have Been Moving Around Top To Bottom From The Bunker Stairs And I Couldn't Even Sleep Because Of Test Subject A-001!

A-001: *CLEAR SIGNS OF EXTREME ANGER*

If You Look At Steve And His Growing Small Beard He Looks Messy With 2 Pimples On His Face And Red Eyes And Black Bags Under His Eyes, Which Is Definitely Not Gonna Be A Problem Later On...100%.

Steve Then Picks Up His Backpack And Grabs All His Crafted Tools And Puts Them Inside The System Inventory, Except The PickaxeShovel In His Hand, He Stores The Handbook, Boots And Chest plate, Materials In His Backpack And Also When He Couldn't Sleep He Made The Compass Attached To The Backpack With A String.

And Then Carefully Go To The Bridge Like Stairs Almost Falling Off Because Being Very Tired From Sleep Deprivation.

But Was Able To Make It Down, And After That Little Endeavor, He Walks To Aimlessly And End Up Somewhere Nice Where He Can Finally Sleep, Though Unbeknownst To Him He's About To Make His Biggest Mistake Yet.

A Villager Saw Steve Walking Here And There Walking Like A Drunkered Sailor And Pays No Mind To Him Thinking Steve Was Drunk.

Until Steve Missteps And Bumps Into That Villager, That Villager Then Falls On A Step Of Stairs And Died.

Steve Then Tried To Get Back Up And Opens His Eyes, And Sees His Accident, Fueled By Adrenaline And Panic He Lays Back Down Surprised By His Action, He Doesn't Really Feel Guilt For It Because He Has Killed Much More Villagers Than That Villager, But Is Panicking Because Iron Golem Can Telepathically Know When Someone Harmed A Villager, And Those Golems Are Seriously Strong, And Gets Back Up Again But It's Too Late.

He Hears The Rumbling Noise The Impending Doom That Is Coming, He Sees The Dirt Jumping Up And Down From The Sheer Heaviness Of The Steps And He Tries to Get Back Up But Can't Because His Legs Aren't Fully Rested From Moving Up And Down From The Bunker, Steve Realized That The Only Way He Can Leave Out This Alive Is By Fighting The Golem But Still Staying Still Because His Body Is Still Tired And Unable To Move From Yesterday, And The Adrenaline Is Not Helping Either, Even If The Adrenaline Is Pumping Through His Body And Keeping Him Awake, It Is Unable To Make His Body Move.

"System Inventory"

Steve Pulls Out The Greatsword From The System Inventory As It's The Longest Weapon He Has.

He Points It At The Direction He Believes Is The Source, And Uses The Katana As A Way To Turn Around.

He Grabs The Greatsword With His Second Hand To Stabilize The Greatsword And Awaits The Doom Coming For Him.

Suddenly The Noise Stops, Steve Didn't Let His Guard Down, Next He Sees A Pair Of Red Eyes Coming Out Of The Shadow And...Jumps At Him In Great Speed!

And The Golem Lands Infront Of Steve Greatsword, And Steve Didn't Wait Any Longer For The Golem To Toss Him Around And Break His Bones Multiple Time And Immediately Stabbed The Golem, The Golem Makes A Iron Sound Of A Hollow Plastic Block Colliding Into Eachother, Steve Uses The Rapier Bouncing Spike To Jump Up Atleast Above The Golem And Drops The Greatsword And Instead Uses The Katana Cutting Both It's Eyes, And The Golem Make The Sound Again, This Time In Panic Swinging It's Heavy Arms Around And Destroying The Nearby Houses And Steve Collects His Weapons Back At The System Inventory.

But Unluckily Getting Hit In The Chest, He Gets Tossed To Another Villager House That Is Colliding With Other Floating Buildings With An Unbalanced Way That Defy Physics.

Steve Was Thrown Through The Window Shattering It, Weirdly The Glass Parts That Stabbed Inside Steve Was Gone And Steve Is Starting To Bleed, Which Is Bad, And Of Course, He Pulls Out A Cooked Pork chop And Eats It, Slowly His Wounds Started Closing And He Feels Much Better But Is Starting To Get Tired And Pulls Out The Sleeping Roll That Is Behind His Backpack And Starts To Finally Get Some Peace And Sleep.

[Goodnight Steve.]

"ZZZZzZzzzzzZZzzZzzzzzZz"