The Royal Decree Can't Drop

Nimrod watched as the guards came to escort Steward Carl away. The poor man wanted to walk away with some dignity, but how could Nimrod allow that?

So, with a smile, Nimrod said, "Steward Carl, I can't just let you leave with your dignity intact. That would make me look like a weakling in front of my women. Both of you guards, take him to the bathroom to clean it up. Then he can do the dishes. On top of that, he'll do it every day forever. Ha ha! Trying to turn down the mercy I wanted to show you by simply letting you clean our bathroom? Well, Carl, now you get the best of both worlds."

Carl began to freak out as he looked at Maria and Kathy as if he was looking at a natural disaster. Then he actually tried to run away, screaming, "No! You will never take me alive! I will not be made to clean up after the ungodly trinity!"