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MHA: Living as Mineta is hard

The chapters in the middle (chapters 50 to so) are a bit hard to read since my mood was kind of strange when I wrote them, but the story becomes awesome as time progresses, especially from chapter 140 to the end. --- "What's your "Quirk"?" "Explosion!" "Half-Cold, Half-Hot!" "All-For-One!" "I can pluck out a sticky ball from my head." "..........................." Mineta thought his future was dim, but he suddenly received a system. [Congratulations, you have received a "Dating System"] [Love will make you powerful] [Please do your best and have a lot of lovers] Mineta looked at his 108 cm height, and only one word came to his mind. "Fuck." --- The cover isn't mine, and I got it from the internet. --- Grammar sometimes sucks but bear with it.

akikan40 · Anime & Comics
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Disaster

"EEEEEEEHHHHH?!"

Yamada was dumbfounded and pressed his face to the window screen, wondering whether he was dreaming.

Aizawa's reaction also wasn't much better.

The audience was also at a loss and couldn't say anything.

However, all the students that wanted to charge toward him were even more at a loss!

That was ten million points!

However, this guy threw his headband without hesitation!

"Be prepared."

Hearing his voice, Iida took a deep breath and ran.

On the other hand, Uraraka also worked to erase the gravity of herself, Momo, and Mineta.

"Here." Momo gave something to Mineta.

"Thank you, Momo." He took the secret weapon that was made by Momo and threw it at the crowd without hesitation.

*Bang!*

Instantly, the rowdiest area was covered by blinding light!

"Wh-What the hell?!"

"What is this?!"

"My eyes!"

Everyone quickly covered their eyes since they didn't expect a light would suddenly blind their eyes.

"Iida!"

"Yes!"

Iida quickly ran toward the crowd, and Mineta took all the headbands from the other teams. He grabbed all of them without hesitation like he was plucking the feathers of a chicken he had cooked last night.

They were all helpless and could do nothing since their eyes could do nothing. All they could feel was that their headbands were gone!

"Damn! Bastard! Fight like a man!"

"How sneaky, Mineta-kun!"

"Ah, my eyes!"

While many were blinded, Iida, Mineta, Uraraka, and Momo were alright since they were wearing sunglasses, so this flashbang was nothing for them.

Yes, a flashbang.

This was the secret weapon that he asked Momo to create. Still, even though it was a flashbang, the effect wasn't a big deal and was relatively weak. Only the people who were in a radius of a few meters would be affected by it, and the rest who were far away were okay. However, the sudden brightness of the light made their eyes blind for a moment, so they could do nothing when he took all of their headbands.

When he threw his headband away, he was in the last position, but now he was in the 2nd position.

Whether Iida, Uraraka, or Momo, they were laughing since this feeling was so much fun!

"Iida, go after the weak one. Let's leave the ten million points until the end and lay low for a while. After all, the most delicious meal should be eaten at last, right?"

"Yes!"

However, hearing his words, the three of them shivered. Whether it was from fear or excitement, they weren't sure, but they knew that everyone in this place was already trapped under the trap that he had woven into this field.

---

"Damn! Damn! Damn! What is this tactic?! What's wrong with your students, Aizawa?!" Yamada screamed since this Sports Festival was something he had never watched in his entire life!

"Can you not use the word "damn"?" Aizawa let out a long sigh.

"From the last position and reach the 2nd rank! How the hell can this guy think of such a strategy?!"

Yamada thought Mineta wanted to give up, yet he quickly overtook everyone so effortlessly.

Aizawa sighed and said, "Well, I am not that surprised somehow."

"Oh? Why? Is he smart?" Yamada asked curiously and became Mineta's fan since this guy was a rock! Oh, he also loved his sunglasses!

"Well, he is."

However, Aizawa didn't say the details since it was troublesome to say all of them, and he also felt embarrassed. When he thought about the last attack of the villain, he knew that many... No, all of his decisions were affected by Mineta!

This was a scary yet amazing thing since Aizawa didn't realize it until a while ago.

Mineta might not have ordered them, but he pretended to joke around, talking in a roundabout manner, before he made people around him move what he wanted to do.

However, Aizawa didn't blame him since, compared to him, Mineta was smarter.

In other words, his battle IQ was bigger.

Now, what is battle IQ?

Even if someone was smart and could become the richest, they might not be good at fighting. If he gave an example, it was like Nezu.

Nezu might be the smartest man in this world, but was he good at fighting? No.

However, Mineta was good at fighting, leadership, strategy, and observation. What was even more amazing, he had never used his ability in this event, only using the abilities of his three teammates, ravaging this field with his mind.

Aizawa was glad to know that Mineta was his student, and he knew that the fate of the villains who attacked them would end soon since Mineta had put his eyes on them.

Still, while Aizawa knew that it was off track, he somehow felt that Mineta could really become a prime minister.

---

Now, where is the ten-million-point headband?

Mineta had thrown his headband away, but naturally, he threw it at someone, and this someone was...

"........"

Bakugou looked at the ten million-point headband in his hand and was in a daze for a while. Like everyone, he was about to charge forward to Mineta to take his headband, but his position was quite far, so it took a while for him to arrive, yet suddenly Mineta threw his headband at him!

Bakugou was confused and wondered what that bastard was planning, yet unfortunately, he couldn't think of anything.

"O-Oi! Bakugou, did we really get the ten million points headband?!" Kirishima asked with excitement.

"Wow! We're in the 1st position!" Mina shouted excitedly.

However, Sero frowned and said, "Hey, you got it from Mineta, right? I don't feel good about this."

"Huh? What's wrong with it?" Kirishima wondered.

"That guy is quite sneaky, and you know, by getting this headband, we will become the target of everyone."

Hearing Sero's words, Kirishima and Mina looked at their surroundings and saw that everyone was watching them, staring at them dangerously, like a hunter that found their prey. They gulped and became slightly nervous since they realized what it meant to hold the ten million points, especially when the event had just started!

"Whatever!"

Bakugou put a ten million-point headband on his forehead as he grinned. "Since he gave us this ten million point headband, we will take it! I won't give it back to him! That also includes the others! This is ours! Let's crush all of them!"

*Bang! Bang!*

From his palms, an explosion happened, showing how fired up he was.

"Come on, Extras! If you dare, come at me!"

The three of them looked at Bakugou and thought while this guy's mouth was as stinky as a sewer, he was pretty reliable.

---

"Should we get a ten million point headband?" Reiko asked while looking at Bakugou's direction, who was surrounded by many people.

"No. Let's just play safe since even if we don't do anything, we will pass to the next event." Kendo shook her head since the accumulation of points of their team was enough to put them on the 2nd rank. However, because Mineta had stolen the headbands of two teams, they were pushed to the 3rd rank. Still, they were pretty safe, and as long as their headbands were there, they would be okay.

As long as they could steadily steal the headband of the other team, they could pass on to the next event.

In other words, they didn't need to take a risk like everyone else.

"And I am sure that he must have a trick or two since it is impossible for him to just give his headband to someone like that."

Kendo knew Mineta well and knew how witty and tricky this guy was since she was often teased and dominated by him. She blushed slightly before shaking her head and cursing his name for a moment before refocusing her attention on the event.

Ibara, Kodai, and Reiko also nodded.

However, Ibara felt quite weird since she wondered how Kendo and the others knew her boyfriend well. She wanted to ask, but she didn't have a chance since she heard Kendo's

"How about we get the headband where his female classmates are first?"

Hearing this suggestion, the three of them didn't have an objection, and they started to target the team with the female from Class 1-A.

On the other hand, Mineta didn't expect that he would become the source of disaster for his classmates.