33 Chapter 33: Third Times a Charm

After the final match were Kirishima and Jiro barely scraped a win All Might gathers all the students at the exit of the area.

He blows long blast on a whistle then spits it out while dropping his hand back to his hip "That's A Wrap! Super Work. You Really Stepped Up To The Plate. And, We Didn't Have Any Major Injuries, Except For Midoriya."

Hitomi folds her arms 'Why do I get the feeling Midoriya getting hurt is gonna become a regular occurrence? Just seems like it'll happen a lot'

"You Should Be Proud!" He gives them a thumbs up "Excellent First Day Of Training, All Around!"

Tsu raises a hand "It's nice to hear some encouraging words after our homeroom class..." She scratches her cheek "Mr. Aizawa was kind of a buzzkill..." Most of the class nod while Hitomi and Hitoshi chuckle

All Might happily soreads his arms wide "I'm Happy To Bring Such Staggering Positivity To My Alma Mater!" He drops an arm and raises another in farewell "That's All For Now, Folks. I Should Go And Check On Young Midoriya's Progress!" He takes a running pose and then "Now, Watch How A Pro Exits. Like He's Got Somewhere To Be!" He takes off sprinting away down the exit tunnel!

The students all gasp as a mini Shockwave of wind blasts over them, after a few exclamations of how cool All Might is Ida steps up to the front

"All right everyone!" He raises his arms to get their attention "Please go and get changed back into uniform in an orderly fashion then reconvene for our next class!"

Kaminari groans "You mean we've got more classes even after this...? I'm exhausted!"

Ida folds his arms "A true Hero will keep going no matter what!"

Hitomi frowns "I mean yeah but there is a certain physical limit no matter how Heroic you are you will eventually reach your limit"

He rubs his chin "Hmm... You have a point... I will retract and revaluate my statement"

They all start walking down the exit tunnel while chatting amongst themselves...

Then Mina suddenly hugs Hitomi from behind "Hitomiiiii! Changing roooooooms! Third times a charm eh?"

"This time I'll be fine." She grins! "I've got a foolproof plan"

"Ooooo a plaaaaan? And a foolproof one at that? Do tell do teeeell" she steeples her fingers together and grins evily

"No way!" She shoves her away "You'll sabotage me! I see you for the deviant you are"

Toru snorts 'Thought you said it was foolproof, Mina's a fool'

"Me a deviant!?" She puts on an offended expression "What gives you that impression!?"

"I'm pretty sure it was you that suggested the girls strip me naked and dress me in my costume." She folds her arms

"YOU WHAT!?!?" Toru dives between them! Literally inserting herself in the conversation

"Heh" Mina grins! "I was just helping out a friend in need! Twas the picture of innocence like the entire time I so swear it" she puts her hands together in prayer

"Miiiiinaaaaaa." Toru growls

"Although I won't say I didn't enjoy the situation" she grins and makes grabbing motions with her hands "Best body in class is definitely between Hitomi and Momo but my moneys on Hitomi"

Everyone within earshot stares at Mina and all think the same thing... 'Pervert'

Toru channels her inner Bakugo "You're so dead!" And starts slapping at Mina!

"Gah! No! Toru! Stop stop!" She starts laughing while covering her head "I was joking I didn't do anything bad! Ow! Staaaap!"

"Diiiiiie!! I'll break those horns off and stick em up your nose!!" Toru does not stop

A short distance away Mineta gives a thumbs up "I love cat fighths"

And that's what ruins the spectacle for Hitomi "Ok ok break it up you two!" She pulls them apart

Toru literally hisses at Mina like an angry kitten

Hitomi stops and melts on the inside! 'Awwww!! That was so cute!!' "Everybody caaaaalm"

Mina giggles! "That was fun" Hitoshi chops the top of her head "Ow! Assault! Call a Hero!"

Hitoshi stares at her blankly "You're a very hyper person aren't you?"

"Well yeah but that just makes me the life of the party Mr Monotone" she folds her arms and looks smug

Beneath his scarf Hitoshi smirks "I like that name"

"Oh well that's no fun... You're not supposed to like it!" She folds her arms

He laughs "Sorry to disappoint"

Hitomi smiles "Awwww you two really are so cu-" and she then gags and starts violently coughing!

Toru is instantly fussing over her while the others look on in concern "Hitomi are you ok!? What's wrong!? Do you need to go to Recovery Girl!?"

"N-n-" she coughs! "No! It's just, ugh! Can nobody else smell that?" Her snakes start curling up in displeasure

Those around her sniff the air and all shake their heads

"It's like... Smoke mixed with burning hair" she gags

Hitoshi looks around, seeing nothing in the tunnel but the nearby Staff Only door and the other students "I don't see anything that could cause that"

Mina raises a hand "Maybe Todoroki farted!" Todoroki almost trips over when he hears that in the enclosed tunnel and those around him take a few not so subtle steps away

"I dunno what it is but I'm picking up the pace and getting out of here" Hitomi does just that and speed walks to the end of the tunnel to escape the smell, her friends following close behind

Hitoshi nudges Hitomi "Hey... You really gonna be ok changing with the others...? We could talk to Aizawa about getting you an exception...?"

"Nah no need, I've got a real plan!" She puts her hands on her hips "Using a bad habit of mine you've had to deal with for ages"

He frowns "Huh?"

Separating from the boys the girls head to the changing room and begin putting their costumes back in their cases and changing back into their uniforms

Mina frowns as a composed Hitomi changes easily and pays the rest of them no mind at all "How's she doing that? She completely crashed earlier!"

"Isn't it good that she's coping? Ribbit" Tsu tilts her head

"No! She's my source of entertainment! What am I supposed to do now?" She starts juggling her shoes "This!?"

Uraraka raises a hand "We can have a conversation?"

Jiro sighs... "Please no..."

Meanwhile inside Hitomi's head... 'Momo could use a wrist mounted computer instead of the butt book, Tsu can fill grenades with her mucus, Toru... Oh Toru... No!! Fuck!! Focus! Ojiro needs shoes! Ida can have retractable spikes in his shoes so he can run up walls, Uraraka can go nuts with a rope and a large floating object, Momo should wear a cloak if she doesn't wanna show much skin... Ah... Momo's skin... AHHHH!!! FOCUS!!'

On the outside Mina stares at her "She's so calm... I'ma change that"

Toru holds her blazer up in front of Mina's face "Stop it. She's doing well! We should support her"

"You're no fuuuuun!" She grins "Or is it you that wants to do the distracting?"

Momo finishes buttoning up her shirt "Mina please behave, we are UA students after all"

Jiro sighs "Just because we're in UA doesn't mean we all have to be prim, proper and perfect"

"Mina isn't Prim, Proper or Perfect she's just a Pervert!" Toru throws a shoe at her

She dodges it "Woah! I got two!" She throws both her shoes at Toru

Tsu hops between them and catches both shoes "No throwing shoes you two!"

Jiro takes out her phone "Hey! Do you guys wanna make a chat group?"

Momo gets excited "Oooo! And we can stay up late at night gossiping and exchanging sordid secrets yes!?"

"Ssssssure...?" She taps on her phone and there are multiple pings or dings around the room

'Hmm? Hello phone?' That wakes Hitomi up and she snatches up her phone while the others are distracted and checks

=HardRocker has invited you to a chatroom=

'A chatroom?' she glances around at her now mostly clothed classmates, only missing things likes blazers, ties and shoes, and seeing them all on their phones 'I assume it's with the girls... Sounds fun!' she clicks join

=BowlOfDangerNoodles has joined the chat

PinkNHorny: Who's that?

Ribbit: Hitomi, danger noodles are snakes=

Mina looks over at Hitomi "Oh now you're looking!"

"Yyyyup" she turns and smiles at Jiro "I like the chatroom idea, I'm guessing you're the host?"

She nods "That's right, I thought it'd be a good idea"

"It is a good idea, nice thinking" she gives her a thumbs up and looks at her phone

=SpookyBoop has joined the chat

Yaoyorozu has joined the chat

Yaoyorozu: Hello! I am Momo Yaoyorozu

PinkNHorny: We knooooow! You used your name for your username! Lol

Uravity: Mina is that username appropriate...?

PinkNHorny: I'm pink and I've got horns, where's your mind at?

HardRocker: I'm fine with it, pretty harmless

PinkNHorny: Yessssss! Best admin! *Hugs*

Yaoyorozu: What is the * *?

SpookyBoop: It's an emote, like an action *Hits Mina with a frying pan!*

Ribbit: Please don't continue the fighting in the chat...

Yaoyorozu: *hugs SpookyBoop* like this?

BowlOfDangerNoodles: You got it

SpookyBoop: Yup!=

"Uhhhh, guys?" Everyone looks up from their phones as Tsu speaks "We gotta get to class! We're gonna be late"

They all stare at each other and in the silence their phones ping with a notification and when they look...

=SpookyBoop: Last one there's gotta boop Bakugo!=

They look at the slowly closing door... And as one they charge after the invisible girl! "Damn it Toru!"