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Mercenaries, I Will Be King

If you're not sitting at the table, then you are definitely lying on the menu. If you have nothing, then your life is your only capital. Song Heping, compelled by life to make a fortune in a warzone, accidentally got swept into the war and, in a confused state, was promoted by a bunch of Da Maozi to be the boss of a Defense Company. In this day and age, who still becomes a mercenary! I want to sell arms, I want to sell coffee cups worth a few bucks for over a thousand US Dollars. I want to sell a 9-dollar socket for the price of 299 US Dollars. I want to sell goats, the kind that costs millions of US Dollars each... Don't ask, and don't come auditing, whether you're from the Audit Office or the CIA, I'll send you all off... My name is Song Heping. I came, I conquered, I reign as the king. Don't call me the "Lord of War," I love peace, I am here to deliver "peace".

Yan Qi Guan · Urban

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Chapter 87 The Botched Deal

"Damn it!"

Thom finally realized it was just a rock he had stepped on.

He twisted his ankle, and some sand got into his shoe.

Irritated, he spat onto the ground.

Suddenly, he felt a sensation of fullness in his bladder.

He had drank too much water in the car tonight.

He actually felt the need to urinate...

He looked around.

No one was there.

It was a good time to relieve himself.

Without another word, he hung onto his gun, unzipped, and took out his "tool" to start sprinkling around.

Zzzzz—

Just as he was happily relieving himself, he suddenly heard the team leader below the dune shouting, "Thom you bastard, what are you doing up there? Hurry up, you'll pay if you make us late!"

"Coming!"

Thom on the dune quickly tucked away his "tool," stuffed it in haphazardly, and turned to run down the dune.

"What's the situation up there?"

The team leader asked.

"No situation, not a single shadow in sight,"

Thom lied without changing his expression.

"Let's go, head back."

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