If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating And Start Moving!

Yorozuya.

BANG!!!

"Kagura-chan!" Kawaki's anxious voice was accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps and the sound of the door shattering.

"Kagura-chan! Don't worry!" Kawaki rushed straight into Yorozuya's living room and looked at Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa with an anxious face, "Where are you feeling unwell? Do you want to go to the hospital?!"

"Keep your voice down, bastard!" Gintoki couldn't help but curse, "Can't you just come in normally?! How many times do you have to destroy the door of my house before you are satisfied?! You bastard!"

"I heard that Kagura-chan was not feeling well, so I ran over directly from Yoshiwara!" Kawaki retorted. Then, he grabbed Gintoki's collar with a ferocious look and shouted, "Hey! You bastard! I sent my most important niece to you. Is this how you look after her?!"

"Well, calm down, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi quickly separated Kawaki and Gintoki, who were about to fight, and then looked at Kagura and asked softly, "Then, does Kagura-chan feel uncomfortable there?"

"I don't know why, but my body has been in a bad state recently," Kagura, who was holding the thermometer in her mouth, looked listless, "My body is heavy, and I have no strength. I can't even move."

"That's too serious!" Kawaki said with tears streaming down his face.

"You are too agitated!" Gintoki slapped the back of Kawaki's head and directly knocked him to the ground. Then he looked at Kagura, "Have you caught a cold? You are always sleeping in the kotatsu, and you always sleep with your stomach exposed. Is it because of your sloppy life?"

"No, it is not Gin-san's turn to say such things." Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki and pursed his lips.

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, the sound of the thermometer in Kagura's mouth rang.

"Alright," Shinpachi took the thermometer from Kagura's mouth and said, "Hey, it's strange. There is no fever. It doesn't seem to be a cold. What's the matter?"

"She didn't cough either. There was nothing unusual about her," Gintoki murmured, propping up his chin.

"I don't know why," Shinpachi said, sizing up Kagura again, "I feel that there is something wrong with her."

"It doesn't matter anymore!" Kawaki said eagerly, "Since you don't know why then you can only do a full body examination! As long as you finish that, you will know what's uncomfortable!"

"Calm down first," Gintoki was a little helpless, "What you said is the last resort. Now, let's ask what is wrong with Kagura so that the doctor can make a diagnosis."

"Okay," Kawaki agreed, then looked at Kagura and asked, "Kagura-chan, do you feel any specific discomfort? If there is, you must say it!"

"Mm..." Kagura thought while eating, "Speaking of which, the area around the rubber band of my pants is always sore as if it's being stretched tight."

"It's really scary. It's better to go to the hospital." Shinpachi interrupted, "However, the only consolation is that there is still appetite."

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kagura stood up unsteadily on the sofa. However, she almost fell after taking two steps. Fortunately, Kagura held onto the sofa.

"No... no," Kagura said with a pained expression, "I can't even stand stably."

"Hey, hey, are you really okay? You're shaking," Gintoki quickly stepped forward to support Kagura, "Put the rice ball aside first. Don't force yourself to eat them."

"I don't want-aru!" Kagura shook her head and refused, "If there is no rice ball, I will feel uneasy!"

"This is really bad." Gintoki's expression became solemn, "Kawaki, hurry up and call the ambulance! I will carry Kagura downstairs! As for Shinpachi, you are responsible for receiving the client for today's work!"

"Got it!" x2

"Hurry up and come up. Hold on a little longer." Gintoki bent down.

Without any explanation, Kagura pressed down on him, "Gin-chan, little uncle, it's so uncomfortable..." Kagura's face turned ashen.

"Hold on a little longer! The ambulance will be here soon!" Kawaki comforted.

"Alright, let's go!" Gintoki struggled to stand up.

However, just as he stood up and before Gintoki could even take his first step, the wooden floor under his feet cracked.

"Ah, I think I heard something shattering..." Kawaki muttered, "Gintoki, is your house too old?"

"It's an old house after all..." Gintoki gritted his teeth and said word by word. Then, he struggled to lift one of his feet to take the first step.

But... in the end, the floor couldn't hold on for long...

After a loud bang, Gintoki and Kagura directly crushed the floor, and the two directly smashed into Otose's store downstairs.

"Are you alright, Kagura-chan!" Kawaki stood at the entrance of the hole and shouted to the two people below, "Gintoki, your house should be checked! The quality of the floor is too bad!"

"I always feel that something is wrong. This feeling of incongruity..." Shinpachi carefully looked at Kagura, who was pressing down on Gintoki from the entrance of the hole. After a long time, he finally reacted, "Ah! Today, Kagura-chan is much bigger than the usual Kagura-chan!"

"Huh? Really?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "I don't feel anything..."

"No, no, no, it's three times bigger than usual!" Shinpachi retorted.

"I don't think it's any different from usual..." Kawaki retorted, "It must be that the wooden floor in your house is too old! It definitely isn't because Kagura has become heavier!"

"Kawaki-san, do you think that saying this will change the fact that Kagura-chan has become fat?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.

"Hey... the two of you..." Gintoki's intermittent voice came, "In short, save me first... I can't even move... It's so painful..."

"I... I'm also... aru."

...

Looking at Kagura's sad face, Kawaki and others did not know what to say.

"In short, this is your own business. If you want to lose weight back to your original appearance, you can only do your best!" Gintoki said, "Now, the most important thing is to put down the rice ball in your hand first!"

"Don't want-aru!" Kagura raised her little face and retorted, "Without it, I will be uneasy!"

"Up to you," Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth in disdain and then stood up, "When you are really fat to the point that you can't even lose weight, don't say that we didn't warn you."

"He is right, Kagura-chan," Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and reminded him with a smile, "You have indeed eaten too much recently. It is also important to lose some weight properly."

Seeing that Kagura was about to show a wronged expression, Kawaki quickly comforted, "It's alright, it's alright, don't cry, don't cry. Little uncle will take you to eat barbecue, okay?"

"Really!" The gloom on Kagura's face disappeared and was replaced by excitement.

"You are the culprit!" Gintoki turned over Kawaki's face and scolded, "Does she look like she can eat barbecue? Do you want to raise your niece into a pig?!"

"I just think we can't be too anxious about losing weight," Kawaki explained as he stood up, "If I don't eat my fill, how would I have the strength to lose weight?"

"That makes sense-aru!" Kagura agreed.

"Makes sense, my ass!" Gintoki shouted, "In short, if you want to lose weight, go exercise. You are not allowed to eat anymore!"

Hearing this, Kagura once again felt wrong, as if she was about to cry.

"Actually, I have a coup for losing weight," Kawaki said after thinking for a moment, "I think it must be very suitable."

"Really?!" Kagura asked, "Can you lose weight all of a sudden? Can you do it without dieting-aru"

"Ah, indeed, many people lose weight like this. The effect is fast and good," Kawaki replied.

...

In a certain gym in Edo.

"Listen up, Kagura-chan!" Kawaki stood in front of the treadmill and looked at Kagura, who was still eating non-stop, "First step, stand on the treadmill!"

"Didn't you say that you don't need to exercise-aru?" Kagura pouted and said.

"Sometimes, Kawaki-san is also very reliable," Shinpachi sighed softly, "Sure enough, it is impossible to lose weight without exercise."

"Isn't that common sense?" Gintoki curled his lips in disdain, "Why are we here too? It's so annoying."

"Alright, alright. Just treat it as supervising Kagura-chan on her diet."

"Listen up, Kagura-chan!" As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Kagura, who was standing on the treadmill, and said sternly, "First's first step! Get ready for running!"

Kagura obeyed Kawaki's instructions and made a running posture.

"Alright! Keep this position, and don't move!" As he spoke, Kawaki directly raised a camera and took a picture of Kagura from all angles.

"In the end, as long as you do a caption of this, you'll be able to lose weight."

...

Gintoki and Shinpachi stared blankly at the caption of "A few months later..." on Kagura's head and fell silent...

"Strange, there are even commercials on TV. Generally, if you do this, you will lose weight." Kawaki looked at Kagura and asked in confusion, "What's going on?"

"It would be a miracle if she slimmed down!" Gintoki and Shinpachi kicked Kawaki to the ground at the same time.

"But, in those works, you can slim down as long as you do this." Kawaki stood up and explained at the same time, "It's the same for boys. Just take a few pictures of exercising hard and then add the words "a few months later... ", they will become muscular men."

"How is that possible!" Gintoki shouted, "If you don't have the heart to persevere in exercising for the sake of slimming down, even if you turn "a few months later..." into "several years later..." or even "dozens of years later...", it is impossible to lose weight! It is absolutely impossible!"

"Eh? Really?" Kawaki was puzzled.