Hello, Police? I Met a Pervert! (Benisakura Sword Part 2)

"I'm not trying to scare you." The patrol officer held a lantern and said helplessly to Shinpachi, "I'm just asking what you are doing."

[There's no need to tell you.]

Elizabeth once again switched to the thick eyebrows mode and raised the wooden board.

"Do you know that in the recent event, there are..." The officer's voice stopped abruptly.

After a second of pause, the officer slowly fell down with his eyes wide open, and the blood on his back sprayed out.

"A Tsujigiri in the area, so it was very dangerous~" Okada maintained the posture of waving the sword and added the words that the officer had not finished.

"Ah, ahhhhh!!" Shinpachi could not help but shout. The next moment, Elizabeth took the initiative to kick Shinpachi away. In fact, he gave the chance to survive to Shinpachi.

"Eliza... Elizabeth!" Shinpachi shouted at Elizabeth, who was still standing in the same place.

Seeing that Okada's sword was about to cut down again, Shinpachi could not bear to watch anymore. However, in the next second, Okada's sword and bamboo hat were sent flying at the same time.

"Come on, I came here to find a demon sword." Gintoki's casual voice sounded from behind Okada, "Hey, I think I've seen you somewhere before."

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi shouted in surprise.

"It's true, I've smelled that scent of yours before..." Okada turned his head and replied.

"You are... you are Nizo the Butcher!" At this time, Shinpachi finally found the information about this person in front of him from his memory. After all, the streets were full of this person's wanted posters, "Did you do all the killing these days?! And Gin-san, why are you here?"

"Although the purpose is different, we seem to have something to talk to him, Shinpachi-kun." Gintoki clenched the wooden sword in his hand and looked at Okada with a serious expression.

Okada smiled and picked up the sword that had just fallen to the ground.

"I'm so happy. It seems that you came here especially to see me." Okada stood up straight again as he spoke. The next moment, he suddenly rushed to the side.

After rushing to a certain location, Okada forcefully swung down in a certain direction. After the crisp sound of weapons clashing followed by dust in the sky.

[What is he doing?]

Elizabeth raised a wooden board.

[Is it because my eyes can't see? ]

Elizabeth changed the wooden board once again.

"No, that is..." Gintoki murmured. After a few seconds, the dust finally faded, and the figure in the dust gradually appear.

"Oh my, I didn't expect that even you were lured here," Okada said with a smile that was not a smile, "Lord Kawaki."

"Have we met before?" Kawaki held the umbrella with both hands. The umbrella body was still trembling slightly. 'What's going on? This guy, this kind of power is simply not something that a human should have... ' Kawaki was slightly shocked.

"I heard that this sword is a demon sword that can attract calamity." Okada put away the sword, stood up, and kicked Kawaki's umbrella, "It seems that it will really attract experts..."

After saying that, Kawaki was kicked out like a bullet.

He flew backward and fell into a house on the side.

Boom!!

Because of Kawaki's impact, the entire wall of the house had been smashed to pieces.

"Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Wasn't my expectations of you a little too high?" Okada murmured and raised the sword in his hand and at the same time said, "I almost thought I would die if I meet you both at the same time~"

"First, it was Katsura, then the two of you. Thanks to this sword, I met someone I really wanted to see." Okada turned back and said to Gintoki, "It seems that this sword is a sword that can bring me good luck."

"Katsura-san? What did you do to Katsura-san?" Shinpachi was just about to rush out to check Kawaki's injuries, but he could not help but ask after hearing Okada's words.

"Oh, my. Are you familiar with each other?" Okada pretended to be puzzled, then chuckled and said, "Then I really did something very sorry to you. I was so excited because I just got a new sword, so I accidentally cut him down."

"Zura won't lose to a guy like you who only knows how to kill!" Gintoki retorted without hesitation.

"Don't be angry. Didn't I already say sorry just now?" Okada continued, "Also, didn't you see it just now? How is the power of [We]? The power to repel the real beast..."

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Gintoki replied with disdain. Then, he looked at the house that had been smashed into ruins, "Hey, get up. Your acting skills are too bad. Only a blind person can believe it."

"Ahya, I thought I could work hard to get a Golden Statue Award." Kawaki's casual voice came and he walked out of the ruins.

"There is a limit to how arrogant you are. Even Oguri Shun didn't get it." Gintoki complained.

"Really? Then who won the award?" Kawaki said in disbelief.

[I heard that it's a guy called Masaki Suda. ]

Elizabeth raised his wooden board.

"I've never heard of that guy." Kawaki ignored Shinpachi who was making a pose and said casually.

Shinpachi expressed that he was very hurt and shouted loudly, "That's me! The me in the live-action movie!"

"Shut up, Eyeglasses! Is this time to argue about this?" Gintoki could not help but scold, "Also, in the third dimension, you will be Sakaguchi Daisuke!"

"That was also me..."

...

Looking at the few people who were arguing over the award, Okada, who had been ignored, finally couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Have you guys forgetting something? I'm still here~" Okada asked, "Also, weren't you all just asking about Katsura?"

"Hey, Gintoki, did you see this blind man there?" Kawaki whispered into Gintoki's ear, "He even pretended to be familiar with us. Was he trying to blackmail us?"

"It's very possible. Maybe he isn't blind at all. He just refused to open his eyes..." Gintoki replied softly, "Actually if you work hard, you will definitely be able to open your eyes."

"You two are enough!" Shinpachi roared, "This is not the time to joke around, right? We still have to ask him about Katsura-san's whereabouts!"

"Cough! Cough!" Okada, who was once again ignored, coughed twice and pulled out a bunch of hair from his chest. Before he could say anything, Kawaki once again leaned close to Gintoki's ear and whispered.

"Gintoki, that guy is a pervert, right? The so-called Tsujigiri is just a cover, right? Isn't it just to collect some hair? He can't have a special hobby, right? Just like a guy next door who likes to collect women's hands."

"Didn't I tell you last time? People like this who ran out of the mental hospital can't be messed with. Once they go crazy and kill people, they will definitely be found innocent in the end. After all..." As he spoke, Gintoki pointed to his head, "After all, there is something wrong with this place!"

"But he seems to be interested in your naturally wavy hair. Every time he sees you, his face is full of excitement." Kawaki glanced at Okada and whispered into Gintoki's ear again.

"Huh" Gintoki made a shocked expression, "It shouldn't be, right? Is there really someone who has such a hobby?"

With that, Gintoki looked at Okada and said seriously, "Well, if it's for my hair. The next time I cut my hair, I will ask the hair stylist to collect the cut hair. If you need it, you can give me your address. I will mail it to you. But I won't pay the transportation fee."

"I'm not a pervert." Okada raised the hair in his hand, "I just want to return his relics to you at least. I pulled them out to keep them as a souvenir. If I give them to you, he will be very happy to know about it, right?"

As he spoke, Okada brought the hair in his hand to his nose and sniffed it. He asked doubtfully, "But is Katsura really a man? Such smooth hair, he is simply like a woman..."

Looking at Okada who was rubbing his face against the hair while speaking, Kawaki and Gintoki felt a chill run down their spines.

"You still say you are not a pervert!" Kawaki shouted loudly, "You are a damn pervert!"

At the same time as he shouted, Kawaki made a few gestures at Gintoki. This was a special gesture they used in the Joui War.

[You stay behind to cover the rear. ]

"You are right! Your current behavior is exactly the same as a pervert!" Gintoki replied. At the same time, he made a few gestures.

[What kind of joke is this! You should stay behind to cover up the rear!]

"Also, you said that it was Zura's hair? Give me the DNA comparison certificate!" Kawaki pointed the umbrella at Okada and shouted, "You can't take it out, can you? You didn't secretly take it from the barbershop, did you?"

At the same time, Kawaki was constantly gesturing to Gintoki.

[I'm leaving!]

"Right, quickly hand over the appraisal certificate!" Gintoki shouted at Okada, and at the same time, he was frantically making gestures.

[I'll retreat first!]

Kawaki: [I'll go first! ]

Gintoki: [I'll go first! ]

The two of them had a friendly conversation about who slipped first. As for why it was a friendly exchange, because... the two of them did not fight.

"Although I don't know what the two people in front of me are gesticulating, I feel that they are inexplicably angry..." Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and said expressionlessly.

[I feel the same way. ]

Elizabeth raised his wooden board.

Finally, the question of who would be the first to escape and who would stay behind to cover the rear changed from gesture to a physical conflict.

Gintoki and Kawaki tugged at each other's collars, and neither of them spoke. Of course, this was in the eyes of others.

Gintoki: Don't joke around! That's a monster! Do you want me to stay and die? Shouldn't a monster deal with a monster like him?

Kawaki: Don't worry! I will nurture Shinpachi into a qualified Yorozuya successor!"