36 What If.

Alright fans of mine. I will keep the poll open until I finish ME3, but it does look like Star Wars will win; however, my brother brought up the possibility of Grunt eating Jaba and taking over his cartel. I think I dig it more than him becoming the Chosen One. Especially when paired with LordValmar's idea that he be a hole in the Force. These are the ideas we need to Make Star Wars Great Again.

Sub Poll for

Eat Anakin

Eat Jaba

For those wondering why eating the first person he encounters in verse gives him knowledge and power. Have you missed all the 'Metal as Hell' comments in the story? It works cause it's Metal as Hell, and there is no way I am writing a story where the MC has to spend ten chapters learning the language and adjusting to the tech and playing nice the the natives.