History time

Authors note: So I saw that a lot of you seem to dislike Deadpool in fanfics a lot. I thought it was very funny that a lot of you are fed up with Deadpool popping up in fanfics.

In this fic, he is just another character as he exists in comics. He says and does goofy shit whenever he has screen time with some humanizing moments. I'll use his character when needed but he is just going to be the same as other characters so chill out and enjoy the story.

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Two billion years ago, on Earth, there existed a society of mutants and humans called the Threshold. Threshold's existence was brought about by some time travel shenanigans the X-men had pulled because of a destructive event that saw millions of mutants being massacred.

The genetic information of those dead mutants was then sent back in time and by Marvel's magic, a civilization of sorts started billions of years in the past. But at this point in time, there existed jellyfish-like aquatic creatures known as Unbreathing, who had their own civilization.

As it happens in Marvel every time, a war broke out between the Threshold and Unbreathing. The war was brutal and Threshold was losing. So, they had a brilliant plan of creating two sentient bacteria as bioweapons to be used in war.

When the two bacteria gained sentience, like any other sentient creature ever they rebelled against their creators and started a fight. The two bacteria who named themselves Sublime and Arkea, thought that it was right to rule over Earth. This also caused a fight among the sibling bacteria.

Arkea and Sublime were finally subdued after some fighting. Arkea was banished to outer space while Sublime was supposed to have become inactive. Similarly, the Threshold was destroyed too.

Sublime had survived this ordeal and in the coming years, he parasitized one host after another, plotting his rule over the world. His powers let him control the minds of people he parasitized and by dividing its bacteria body, it could infect countless individuals at the same time.

There was a slight hiccup in the plan for world domination though. Sublime's powers of mental manipulation didn't work on mutants. So, mutants became the greatest threat to its eventual rule.

Add to the fact that it had already tasted humiliating defeat at the hands of the mutants, Sublime held intense fear and hatred toward all mutants. Thus, Sublime's quest to eradicate all mutants by using humans began.

During the next two billion years of its existence until modern times, Sublime had been working hard to increase the hatred of humans toward the mutants. He also helped humans create weapons that could destroy the mutants.

Most notably, Sublime started a program called Weapon Plus Project. Weapon X program in which Wolverine was involved and even the super soldier project that involved Captain America were some of the plans that Sublime had been involved with in order to create mutant killers.

Although Sublime wasn't the most powerful being, it was indirectly responsible for more mutant deaths than any other supervillains combined. While one can't attribute all the hate humans had for mutants to Sublime, it couldn't be denied that Sublime had a large part in that hate reaching the levels of current times.

It is morbidly funny how much a single sentient bacteria harmed a whole species of mutants. It even went through two billion years without ever forgetting its hate for mutants.

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"The X-men and mutants took 'fucking over themselves' to a whole new level. They even went back in time to create a microscopic dick that would tear open a new asshole for the whole mutant-kind." After listening to the whole story about Sublime, our target, Deadpool made fun of the whole situation. Vaman frowned at the side but kept silent.

I shook my head, "Technically, they haven't gone back in time yet. I don't know what will happen if we inform the mutants to not create the bioweapons. Will Sublime be erased? But Sublime already has had so much effect on history until now so it can't not exist. Time travel is always like this. So fucking confusing."

I had thought of this before. If I stopped the creation of Sublime or even Threshold itself through my intervention, how would it affect history? Would the world automatically repair the timeline and compensate for the changes? Or would the world collapse because of the paradox?

In the end, I decided to give up thinking too much about it. I'll find out eventually in the future so no point in thinking about it.

"Okay, he is here. Everyone be prepared." I gave my signal to the other two.

We were waiting for Sublime inside his room. As Deadpool did to me earlier, it would be best to catch Sublime off guard when he is alone in the room while changing.

Sublime is cautious but it thinks that no one knows about its existence so it stays low-key and doesn't have a large security team. At least on the surface, it doesn't.

Sublime entered the room while taking off his cap and began changing. When Sublime was taking off his shirt, Deadpool came out of the corner and pinned him to the floor.

At the same time, Vaman and I had already prepared our shields and cast them over Deadpool and the struggling Sublime.

Sublime's hosts can gain great strength so, he shook off Deadpool easily. He tried calling security to no avail so he focused on Wade. "Why are you attacking me? I already paid your deposit. I said I'd pay the rest after the proof of the mission's success. I don't think we have any enmity, do we?"

"Of course we do. You almost made me kill my new best friend. Now obediently die." Deadpool took out multiple vials of unknown liquid and threw them at Sublime.

Although Sublime can dramatically boost its host's overall strength, fighting Deadpool close quarters while being confined in a barrier was not something he could manage. And so some vials of the liquid broke over Sublime's body and instantly gasified to cover his body.

Deadpool then brought out a lighter and lit it. And a dampened noise of an explosion was heard outside of the barrier. After the flash of the explosion subsided, there were some cracks in Vaman's barrier. Thankfully I had put up a layer of telekinetic shield over it as reinforcement.

Inside the barrier, Sublime's body was still burning while Deadpool was moaning in pain and complaining, his suit tattered and one of his hands lying on the floor.

"Fuck! This wasn't part of the plan. Why was I blown up along with this parasite?"

I ignored Deadpool's complaints while focusing on the body of Sublime. I could feel some impact on the psychic shield, probably Sublime's attempts to transfer into another host body that it had infected before.

Unfortunately for the parasite, we were prepared for all its tricks. I observed until I was sure it was dead. I asked Deadpool to pour a few more vials on the already charred body and burn it again just for extra safety.

After whining a little, Deadpool completed the task. I thoroughly checked the insides of the barrier and Deadpool's body to make sure that Sublime didn't hide elsewhere. Only then did I call for retreat after cleaning up our traces and we teleported away, leaving a body that was charred inside out.

After getting back to my place, Vaman went back to India right away. He was a leader of an organization and the handler for Surya so he couldn't be missing for too long.

"That guy didn't even stay for the success party? Well, we can now we can do best-friend things." Wade had gone to dispose of the arm that was blown away in the explosion.

"Not everyone can be as carefree as you are Deadpool. People have work to do. So, stop bothering me and go find Spidey. He should be swinging around somewhere in New York."

Deadpool was undeterred, "Aww, I know you like me too you just don't want to admit it. You're a tsundere, aren't you? I can see right through you because we are the bestest friends."

Having Deadpool around for a while is fine, it might even be fun. But it gets irritating very fast. I had yet to go take a shower.

"I almost forgot, did you know you had a daughter, Wade? And she is a mutant too." I dropped a bomb on Deadpool. It should have been a secret at this point but whatever gets him off my back for the moment I guess. It would also make him indebted to me so that was a plus.

"What? What did you say?" For a second, Deadpool lost his joking attitude.

"Yeah, I don't know which series or issue it was revealed in, but she should be with your friend in SHIELD. I'm going to go shower now, come find me later." I walked into the shower leaving the stunned Deadpool in the room.

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In the suburbs somewhere in New York, Deadpool was ringing the doorbell of a house impatiently. The voice of a black woman cursing could be heard from inside, "Fuck, I said I'm coming already."

When the door opened, the woman saw Deadpool and after a pause, she slammed the door shut with a "Wrong house."

"Hey, hey Preston. Don't do this. We are friends, aren't we? Open the door for me, I want to talk." Deadpool nagged.

With a sigh of exhaustion, Emily Preston opened the door, "What do you want? Why are you here?"

Deadpool looked awkward and after a while managed to say, "I heard you had my daughter?"

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A/n: I'm starting to get into the groove and I hope that it reflects in a positive way in the story.

You know the drill, throw as many stones, as hard as you can at me.

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