73- Sayonara
Today started out in the worst possible way. I woke up at 4:40, left for work at 5:20. Started work at 6. I was there for 10 min, before my boss called me and told me there was no work today, and i should head home. Got ome at 7:30.
So that was a giant waste of Time. No money earned today, and ironically today is my BDay, and the day started out great(Sarcasm)
Sorry for the rant, writing this part at 8am.
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" Finally. What took you guys so long" Yelena starts to babble and complain
"Ohh don't tell me I interrupted your alone ti.." """GYAWWW!!"""
"Kyaaaa!!!" Wow she jumped high
"What are those!" she said while pointing her gun at the midgets
I will admit that scream was cute.
"Hey don't point your gun at my new pets" Nat goes to her and grabs her gun out of Yelena's hand before she can even do anything
"PETS!!!! Where the hell did you get them from" she asks me in disbelief
"I got them from Hell"
"Pfff" Nat starts chocking, and i start patting her back.
"What Really?!" Since she has never seen Nat do this, it's only reasonable to believe her, and I did tell her earlier that everything is possible with me around.
"No" I give her the blankest face when I do this
"You motherf..." "I got them from space, specifically an alternate universe" I interrupt her before she starts yelling even more
"..." Both Yelena and Nat stared at me blankly
*Flash* The flash from my high quality camera I just created woke them up from their stupor
"You said they are from space..." Nat just looks at me in doubt
"They are.. just from a different universe" Damn this is a good picture
"Pika?" Pikachu just goes to Nat and starts tearing up
"Ahhh why are you so CUTEE! I don't care where you are from" She just starts hugging Pikachu until his face turns purple
He looks at me with a begging expression.
I turn my head away from him and his expression turns to despair and his soul just starts flying away
'Hey you wanted to play the cute card, time to face the music'
"Nat you are suffocating the little guy!" Yelena
"Pi..ka..pi..ka" the little guy takes a few deep breaths annddd "Chu.." *THUD*
He fell on the ground. RIP. The other Pokémon's rush towards him
"Nice going Nat, first time you get a pet you suffocate it. Real good job" Yelena says dryly
Nat starts panicking "I..I didn't mean to.." All right, they are definitely acting, as expected from former spies, they are good. The rat is breathing just fine, I just go in there and use lighting to zap Pikachu Back
"PIKAA!!!!" he jumps up in the air like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.
"""GYAWWW!!""" the rest yell out in the same time to cheer
Nat stares at Yelena with a smug look on her face.
The Pokémon's were dancing in a circle around Magikarp who was in a water bubble all while holding hands and singing something I can't understand
"Okey! Fine... they are really cute. I admit it" Yelena raises her hands in the air
"You Jealous" Nat takes Pikachu and just hangs him in front of her very jealous sister
"Go on, look how soft his fur is"
"You Bitch" Yelena swears in Russian but still pats Pikachu
"Wow its so~ soft~" "I know right it's li..." I tune out of their conversation because I'm not a big fan of the Pokemons in the first place
Now how to get rid of Yelena. I need an item that will conceal her from everybody else in the world except us. Wait didn't they do something like this in the DC universe. Which show was it?
Teen Titans? No
Justice Leagu.. No it was Young Justice.
Yea that's right, they used a magic gem to get the job done,
'The Arc: Gem of Illusion'
A necklace with a yellow gem appears in my hand.
This should do the job nicely. I turn my attention
"Nope you are not taking any one of them." Nat stubbornly says
"Come on, you have like 6, pretty please, for your favorite sister"
"You are my only sister"
I honestly can't tell if they are faking it or if it's real. Either way, I think this is them making up for lost time so to speak. They probably never had the chance to do this when they were young.
I take a deep breath, I put my pinkies in at the corner of my mouth and blow hard.
*Whistle!!!*
The sound was loud enough for them to cover their ears. That never gets old, especially now with my current physique, I can inhale a lot more air.
"What the hell Ward!" Yelena yells at me
"Yea sorry to interrupt your sister bonding, but I thought its time to fix your little identity problem. And by that I mean that every country is on a lookout for you." I point out
"Aren't both of you wanted as well" she raises an eyebrow
"True, but the Avengers notified their government that if they try anything with me I'll probably freeze the White House and their other government facilities."
"Great, but how will you do it?" Nat takes Pikachu in her arms and comes to me. Pikachu is the most fluffy one of them all.
" I made a gem that can hide her from the whole world except us" I show them the gen attacker to a simple choker.
"You are giving me jewelry?" she takes a look at me then at Nat. Nat doesn't say anything and just smiles knowingly
"I can always put this inside your body if you want?" I give her another alternative, while Nat was smiling behind her hand
"Nope Nope. jewelry is good, thank you" she hurriedly takes it from my hand
Yelena puts on the choker and stands in front of a mirror
"Wow... I look exactly the same..." she deadpans
"You sure you got the one?" Yelena asks me and Nat turns her head towards me, i can tell she is wondering the same
"Yelena what part of you will look exactly the same to us didn't you get. This is how you look to other people" I wave my hand and an illusion of a woman shows up.
She stands at 6 feet (180) has black hair, brownish skin and soft features.
"I see, as Russians we have more pale skin, by chaining it no one will even consider it Yelena" Nat nods at my choice, I just hand Yelena her fake Passport and documents I made using The Arc, since I already know in detail how they are made, and I have a dozen laying around in safe boxes around the world it was pretty easy
"This is perfect" she says as she looks through the documents
"Thank you, both of you" Yelena says with gratitude in her eyes
"Anytime Sis. Take care, I don't want to come to rescue you again" Nat smirks at her sister, still holding her 'rescue' over her head. Totally understandable I had a brother before I died and came here, blackmail was an everyday occurrence
."Take this, tear it if you are ever in danger" I give her a simple business card, that is not really simple at all, that sends a direct message to me if she is ever unconscious, it's better for her not to know that, she will be less reckless
"I will" she nods gratefully, this was a get out of Jail free card, and she knows its value
I snap my fingers and a portal opens up showing a beach
"Bora Bora, is great to visit this time of year" I throw her a backpack filled with necessities and another duffle bag filled with cash
"Well this is it" Yelena says awkwardly, they just got reunited and they are separating already, the atmosphere was always going to be weird no matter what i did
Nat goes and hugs her "Calm down, we can see each other anytime we want"
Yelena just nods and hugs her sister tighter
Aww this melts my cold black heart... a little anyway
Yelena comes to me and gives me a hug as well "Take care of Nat"
"Don't worry about a thing, The earth has a bigger chance of exploding than anything ever hurting Nat" She lets go and smiles
"You found yourself a good one Nat"
"Don't I know it" she smiles and gives me a kiss
Yelena just sighs 'I really need to find a boyfriend. There has to be a few handsome guys in Bora Bora right, Yosh is hunting time' she mentally fist pumps after thinking that
I think she forgot I can read minds, I'm not that big of an asshole to ruin the moment so i kept my mouth shut
" Bora Bora, here comes Yelena" she just runs straight into the portal and it closes soon after she leaves, leaving Me and Nat alone.
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Which would have been ideal if it wasn't for the Band of pests watching this with tiers in their eyes and hugging at the sad goodbye
"GWAAAAA!!!" and now they are actually crying out loud.
"GWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
That's it, where is the grill, we are having a special delicacy tonight. An alien monster full course
"Get over here! I'll turn you into Food you annoying pests
"GRAAAA" they jumped away in fear, split up and ran away, leavening the Magikarp alone in his water bubble
"I'll gut you and turn you into Sushi"
*GURGLE* it spits out a few bubbles before passing out and truing its body over floating lifelessly in the water bubble
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