1 #1: crossing over also traffic jam?
As ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is very satisfied in the present situation, at least he rarely complained.
During the daytime goes to work, the harmony happiness, gets off work in the evening, changes as the network writer, the calm and steady symbol, retains the draft for own book friends.
Although he has not become famous now, but he believes own future.
However now, he is a little bothersome.
The cell phone springs a page, is flashing the blue and red mosaic, submits a written statement to title — — Journey of Naruto World Crossing Over.
This is not the key point, the key point is in the page [YES] The key is flashing crazily, the barrage of 50 cents special effect continuously to fly the — — click to enter, brings your crossing over.
crossing over your younger sister!
This group of programmers did not have the moral integrity more and more!
Complained at heart, wanted to click [NO] The key, the finger from the sky drifted away half sound, declines slowly.
Especially, [NO] Was the key eaten by the programmer?
Does this mother... force girls into prostitution?
father refuses to accept!
Rubs the eyes, drew close to the screen the face, the eldest child who the eye stares.
Finally, found a super small giving a demerit mark key right bottom the window, the image of Lan frame red bottom is gloomy, with background perfect fuses together.
Little guy fights with your grandfather?
Brings the deep self-satisfaction, point without hesitation this closure page giving a demerit mark key.
The screen flashes to be black, vibrated inexplicably several, is shines, one line of white bottom black appear.
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To understand the meaning of life? Thinks — — more exciting is living?
[YES] / [YES]
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This mother plans Boy!
Brings to helpless subduing of game programmer, Zhang Lan to use the thumb toward [YES] Presses down layer on layer/heavily.
A terrifying matter happened.
He... his phone interface... turned into... together the battery of twinkle.
This is the charge contact surface of cell phone.
„Quite bored, do this acrobatics also some people play unexpectedly?"
In the mouth is complaining, actually without discovering the cell phone in hand, the electric quantity from 0%, rushed to 100% directly, the process of charging still has not planned to stop, its consequence is...
„Bang!"
The cell phone exploded, responsible Zhang Lan natural is the first victim, is losing the instance of consciousness, he only has idea — —
„Samsung Company also one produces the ordnance machine shop of bomb specially?"
Becoming famous of the second day, Zhang Lan achieved wishes, on the news headlines of various full-sized newspapers, content following — —
[A XM man is Samsung cell phone charge triggers explosion]
[Samsung cell phone explosion power sets new high again]
[Samsung cell phone, in cell phone „fighter aircraft"]
...
Naturally, these Zhang Lan did not have the opportunity to see, at this time also had no time to care about this.
He discovers some own also consciousness, but possibly was the cerebral concussion, because he felt in own mind to have a sound to speak.
„Dī, examines the host, meets the condition. In the system authentication... system authenticates."
„Dī, starts disposable Crossing Over System, the goal: Hokage Ninja"
„Dī, meets the unidentified obstacle, in the new route plan... the new route has planned..."
„Dī, meets the unidentified obstacle, in the new route plan... the new route has planned..."
„Dī, meets the unidentified obstacle, in the new route plan... the system undercapacity, is not enough to land ‚Hokage Ninja' the world."
„The Dī, urgent system mechanism starts, random selection goal world..."
„The Dī, goal has confirmed — — ‚Marvel'"
„ Dī, has arrived at Marvel, in the disposable Crossing Over System self-destruction... the self-destruction finished,
Asked the host to issue the new instruction. " side Kaishi also thinks oneself were the cerebral concussion, heard behind not to realize right, on Baidu said the cerebral concussion will only hear „wēng wēng wēng" sound, is impossible to form the ordered writing paragraph, at this time he realized issue — —
... Is Baidu wrong?
After the brain indulges in flights of fancy, for a long time „trafficking jams" the reason, he thought that the tiredness of body very, must go off, cold wind blows, he who blows restores the sensation body is shakes shakes, one share mildewy flavor drills toward the nose.
The sleepiness dissipates instantaneously.
„Quite cold, is quite smelly."
The exhausted opening eye, wants the standing up body, is actually discovered that body does not obey own direction, or own body cannot complete the instruction that the brain issued.
Blinks, looks down to own body, this in the past the very simple movement, at this moment actually some feelings of exhausting the strength of great antiquity, great effort of very.
Zhang Lan saw small Zhang Lan that oneself naked body and immature four limbs, and have not grown.
„What's the matter? How oneself turned into the baby, was a naked baby?" At this moment his innermost feelings are compel ignorant.
After returning to normal for a long time, accepted this fact gradually, he looks all around, knows has sneaked in the nose stink the source.
The flavor of trashcan, natural cannot nice-smelling.
„What ghost is this? A moment ago heard ghost who ‚system' does?" Indulging in flights of fancy is guessing.
„The Dī, host at present the condition firmly is the system behavior." even white a not wonderful voice, resounds in the mind.
„Who? Who spoke? What system?" Zhang Lan is startled.
„The Dī, host, is system is hello replying your issue."
„system? What system? Where comes? Where can go to? In family/home how many people? In family/home how many places? Eh... graciousness?"
„The Dī, system full title ‚Naruto Crossing Over System', is called system, from making the system place comes out, original goal to ‚Naruto World', because the undercapacity is detained in ‚Marvel'. system does not have the family/home, therefore does not have family member Hetian."
„Naruto Crossing Over System?? fuck me... system, was my crossing over? Marvel that goes to?" Zhang Lan lagged behind at this time.
„Dī,, host at present world- Marvel"
„Allows me to digest..." In the Zhang Lan brain is a little chaotic, he needs to be static.
Long time, although has not straightened out the mentality, but Ling very cold the cold wind told him, currently also has a more important matter.
„system, why will I naked turning baby, appear in the trash can?" Zhang Lan needs to understand own situation.
„In Dī, system crossing over meets the unidentified obstacle repeatedly, after shifting repeatedly, the store energy is not enough to support to arrive at ‚Hokage Ninja', chose Marvel randomly ' the world, at present only remains 1 EP."
„Meets the obstacle repeatedly? Shifts repeatedly? Is the store energy insufficient? Were you traffic jams to trade the group not to have the oil? Without energy that recharges! additional gasoline?" Zhang Lan a little went wild.
„Dī, warned, the system undercapacity will soon close, with emergency measure."
„Dī,, in view of the fact that the host is too weak, provides Newbie Gift especially, provides... Newbie Gift to provide."
„Dī, issues newbie quest."
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Efforts to Reach Adulthood: Please before the host legal age is grown is the system recharging energy, achieves the system starting condition.
— — at present completion: 0 / 100
— — quest reward: Adult Big Gift * 1
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„Dī, system energy consumption, closes in system... to wish the host good luck, live happiness."
„Dī, system has closed."
What ghost?
Was system this... throws the street?
Complained without enough time, one pile of information of forced in oneself mind, there is a ninjutsu foundation to be Indian style, application about chakra and Three Body Jutsus handseal order wait/etc..
body of baby was frail, trembled in this cold wind for a long time, was exhausted, this pile of information squeeze in the brain, the spirit was more exhausted, a little body paralysis is sudden one great raids sorely, Zhang Lan did not resist to faint.
When wakes up again, how long also after does not know is, what rejoiced is, he already not in trash can, but washes fragrant in a baby cradle.
Sees all around no one, Zhang Lan is not restless, after summoning secretly several system were fruitless, can only start to reorganize that so-called Newbie Gift.
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Newbie Gift is as follows:
Chakra Extraction Jutsu * 1
Substitution Jutsu * 1
Transformation Jutsu * 1
Clone Jutsu * 1
Physique Transformation * 1
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Said simply, is Chakra Extraction Jutsu, Three Body Jutsus, and perplexed Physique Transformation, before wants to come this is that stupor , the body great sore root is , the transformation, listens to have a solution to dig the catching up foot of white mouse.
Except this perplexed Physique Transformation, Zhang Lan regarding the appraisal of this Newbie Gift, can only describe with two characters
Digging out of — — really TM!!!
What others novel protagonist goes is sharingan and Saint Seiya lineage and Devil Fruit, how to his here only then the thing of such foundation?
„In history am I probably crossing over who compels poorly?" Zhang Lan at heart secret is thinking.
Suddenly, Zhang Lan facial color one tight, is no longer peaceful, but is „ahhhhh!" Shouted loudly, without the means that the vocal cord has not grown, can only be so appealing.
With rapid sound of footsteps, an annual own Caucasian female maps in the Zhang Lan's eye, his mouth is comforting Zhang Lan in English, clumsy holds Zhang Lan, Zhang Lan is actually whips the Caucasian female who a face worries, in the mouth „ahhhhhhh" is calling was more anxious.
In Caucasian female perplexed time, she felt suddenly an own chest heat, Zhang Lan in hand also stopped all movements simultaneously, living of face does not have expression — — that may the love
She did not determine oneself misread, after all a newly-born baby, how knows that what is lives not to have the love.
Normal baby indeed not, however Zhang Lan meeting at this moment, because... he wet pants a moment ago!
Quite ashamed, does not know that was weaned for several years, now suddenly experiences the feeling of wetting pants...
Is living not to be possible among the loves, Zhang Lan suddenly was restless, because he discovered one compared with wetting the bed serious concern — —
He felt, he wanted... poo!
