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Man in MARVEL: Starting with Immortal Body

「MTL/Machine Translated Chinese fanfic that is at least funny AF」「Other Name: Man In American Comics: Start Regenerative Healing Factor」 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 【 Synopsis: 】 Lu Chuang traveled to the Marvel world with a Danganronpa game panel! As long as you unlock the achievements, you can get super high school level talents! To: Stark: "I can make steel armor!" Lu Chuang: "Coincidentally, I can build Gundam." Domino: "My super ability is luck!" Lu Chuang: "It's just lucky, I have it too" Doctor Strange: "You can also do magic?" Lu Chuang: "In modern society, there is no magic, it's just a child's fantasy." After finishing speaking, Lu Chuang threw down a pile of cards, and his figure disappeared as the cards fell. … As time goes by, Lu Chuang finds that the talents he unlocks seem more and more strange. Finally, he unlocked a special talent. Super High School Level Despair! Lu Chuang looked confused, is this asking him to film Danganronpa in the Marvel world? ﹝Leave a review if you liked the novel﹞

typicalanimewatchr · Anime & Comics
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212 Chs

Violence Is Meaningless If It Is Not For Killing

"Thank you, Father, I know I'm a good girl even though I've had an abortion with a fight and a drug.

"May God forgive you, child."

Lu Chuang replied skillfully, and then looked at the game system.

[Unlock condition: Convince fifteen villains to change their minds (14/15)]

Lu Chuang stayed in the confessional for several hours, and the progress bar was finally almost completed.

He found that this achievement task did not seem to be as difficult as imagined.

Those wicked people say they are here to feel ashamed, but in fact they are just giving themselves a psychological comfort, so that their inner guilt will be relieved, so that they can start a new life with peace of mind.

It's a good one to lie to yourself.

Definitely, there is no harm for Lu Chuang.

At this time, another person walked into the confessional.

[Target does not meet the conditions]

Seeing the system prompt, Lu Chuang lost interest in an instant, and became an unqualified confessor again.

There is no way, not all confessors are real villains, and the crimes some people confess are only trivial things, and they are not really villains at all.

But Lu Chuang is in this position, it is not easy to drive away the opponent directly, so he can only continue to play the role of priest.

"Father, I am guilty."

No need for Lu Chuang to speak, the other party came up with a classic opening remark.

However, this voice seemed familiar to Lu Chuang.

Immediately afterwards, the other party said slowly: "I used to always listen to people's cries for help. I wanted to help those in need. I originally believed that there would be justice in the courts in broad daylight, but in the end I was deceiving myself , darkness will only respond to darkness, I have to use more violent means to stop violence"

Lu Chuang felt that the more he heard it, the more familiar it became. When he looked closer to the gauze net, he saw that the other party was a man in a suit wearing sunglasses.

Yo, isn't this Lawyer Ma?

Lu Chuang remembered that Matt was a Catholic, so it was not surprising that Matt came to church.

"So, I'm guilty."

Just as Lu Chuang was thinking, Matt had finished his confession and asked, "Father, do you think violence can really solve the problem?"

As a priest for several hours, Lu Chuang took his time and answered in a low voice: "definitely can't, kid."

Matt sighed, he knew what he did might be wrong, but what could he do?

Now that the situation in Hell's Kitchen is getting worse and worse, it is impossible for him to capture all criminals in prison at one time and prevent more crimes from happening through violence.

However, Lu Chuang didn't stop, and continued: "Violence can't solve any problems, but it can solve the people who create the problems."

Matt: "..."

Although he thinks there is some truth in this sentence, but is it really okay for you as a priest to say such a thing?

Interrupted by Lu Chuang, Matt's originally depressed mood became incoherent.

"Father, are you saying that violence is not wrong?"

Matt is worthy of being a lawyer, and Lu Chuang can directly score full marks for this reading comprehension alone.

Lu Chuang said in a deep voice: "Yes, since the problems have been solved smoothly, why should we care about the way to solve them."

Matt thought about it, then took a deep breath: "I see, force is only about solving worse problems, and that makes sense, if violence isn't..."

"Violence is meaningless if it's not about killing."

Matt: "..."

Lu Chuang: "..."

Made it easy to say, but he really couldn't control it.

"You are not a priest, who are you?"

Matt questioned, this time he finally discovered Lu Chuang's abnormality.

Lu Chuang tried to explain: "Child, what are you talking about, I am a priest."

Matt didn't believe it at all, and immediately concentrated on spreading the perception to the opposite side, trying to capture the other party's information.

At the same time, he heard a strong heartbeat.

Boom boom boom!

"This time it's a minuet, and it's you again. "

Matt covered his heart pale, he didn't expect to hear Beethoven here.

Lu Chuang said cheerfully: "What a coincidence, Lawyer Ma, was the stinky tofu delicious last time?"

It's okay not to say this, but Matt feels nauseous when he mentions this.

Last time Lu Chuang's stinky smoke bombs tortured Matt a lot. All kinds of stinky smells lingered on the tip of his nose for a long time, and he had to vomit for several days before he calmed down. As a result, Fudge suddenly came back with a box of stinky tofu Now, his sense of smell was hit hard again.

During that time, his sense of smell seemed to be out of order, leaving only the residual smell of stinky tofu.

Matt forcibly suppressed the surging stomach acid, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you doing here!?"

Lu Chuang said helplessly: "Aren't you talking nonsense, I'm a priest, isn't it normal in church?"

"You are not a priest at all, the person lying next to your ear is the real priest."

If there were such a bad priest, the church would be ruined sooner or later.

With his powerful perception ability, Matt was able to perceive that there was another person in the space beside Lu Chuang. Judging by the beating of his heart, the other person should be temporarily unconscious.

It was also for this reason that Matt was able to resist not directly attacking Lu Chuang.

"He fell asleep, so I came to take his place." Lu Chuang opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Lawyer Ma, if there is nothing else, please don't block those believers who need the priest to listen to you."

His tone was very calm, and it sounded as if he was really thinking about the followers.

Lu Chuang has the ability to control the heartbeat, and Matt couldn't judge how much of what he said was true or false, but considering that this is a church, he clenched his fists and finally walked out of the confession room.

Before leaving, Matt warned: "I'll be watching you from outside!"

The staring that Matt mentioned here naturally refers to his perception ability. The whole church is within the range of his perception, and every move of Lu Chuang will be locked by him. Matt's words are to warn Lu Chuang not to act recklessly.

Lu Chuang spread his hands to show his innocence. He is a decent priest, how could he mess around.

Soon after Matt left, a woman came in.

"Father, my cat is dead, can you pray for it?"

"Sorry, animals are not within the scope of our prayer business, and our prayers are only open to believers." Lu Chuang resolutely refused, asking him to sing the Great Compassion Mantra for salvation, and pray that he would not know how to do this.

"After the prayers, I want to sing the $50,000 Giving Chapter."

"Ma'am, don't talk about it. It doesn't matter if it's money or not. I just want to pray for your cat. Well, our church only accepts cash. Just hand over the cash to me."

Matt who is eavesdropping in the church: "..."

If this kind of person is a priest, God will kill this guy with a thunderbolt first.