I still haven't fixed my sleep schedule and I feel like death. I am not sure fixing this sort of thing is gonna happen, not quickly or easily at least.
I got there before anyone because I didn't sleep at all and I wanted to check out the classroom and avoid too much social interaction. I was there for a good 10 minutes before the one and only Bakugou came in. He hasn't changed much at all, still blonde and looks angry. He is the guy who kept giving me weird looks during the explanation of the exam. I guess he recognizes me or at least he thinks he's seen me. Then the blue haired guy walks in and immediately started to reprimand Bakugo for putting his feet on the desk, then more students started to pile in.
I was staring at a strand of green hair wondering if I should dye it a neon green, when the girl I saved came in and saw me.
Uraraka: "Hey! You are the guy who saved me! Thanks again for that!" She joyfully says.
I bring out my mini PC (It's like, the size of my hand) to say hi back.
Izuku: ' Hey! No problem! ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ ' I reply and for some reason, she kind of reminds me of my mom. Bad thought, sweep that under the rug.
Uraraka: "Oh yeah! What's your quirk?" She asks innocently.
Izuku: ' If I sing I can push the emotions of that song onto other people ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ' I answer with only half my quirk since I am lazy.
Uraraka: "That emote is so dumb!" She laughs happily, then a yellow caterpillar speaks from the front.
Oh god no. Please god, give me one good thing in my life. Fuck. My homeroom teacher is Aizawa. Next thing you know Naochi is gonna marry my Uncle. That was a bad joke, but still. He told us to change quickly and head to the field.
God damnit, these guys change slowly. I am now stuck outside on the field, alone with my favorite underground hero, who doesn't know that I am Sleeper Agent. Finally, the rest of the students come out and we get this bitch started.
Aizawa: "Midoriya, what was your farthest ball throw in middle school?" He asks, staring into my soul.
I hold up my mini PC and he nodds.
Aizawa: "Now try to throw it with your quirk." He tells me.
I am so close to murdering you Aizawa. This fucking close. I will get Present Mic to make sure you don't sleep. I WILL SEND BUGS INTO YOUR APARTMENT. I seriously don't want to speak in front of these people.
Izuku: ' I am selectively mute, so I am not sure I'd be able to use my quirk properly :(´◦ω◦`): ' I hold up my mini PC to show him.
Aizawa: " Right, sorry about that. Bakugo come up here." He apologizes.
Crisis averted, yes I will have to speak in the future, but I am just not ready yet. Bakugo yells die while throwing it, but I wasn't really paying attention to that. He got a good score and then some people called this fun and I fucking knew what was gonna happen next.
He threatened to expell last place and I am honestly scared. Well, I could always continue to do what I usually do. Okay, bad thoughts, I want to LEGALLY save people. First assessment was the 50-meter dash and I hated it. I was up against Bakugo and I knew what he was gonna do. So I, of course, started a bit after him and got 6.49 seconds. So like any sensible person, hacked the system and changed it to 6.01 seconds because I want it to be believable still.
I am 90% sure Aizawa knows what I did because I saw him write something down. Anyway, next was the grip strength test and I got 51. I guess those arm wrestling matchs and scorpion games against Uncle Feron did help something. The standing long jump was easy enough. I jump across my building and the one next to it often. Anyway I got pretty far in that one without hacking it. The sideways jumps were hell, but alas I did better than hardening guy. Now it was the ball throw and I honestly hated this one the most.
Okay. Maybe I can use my quirk in this one or not honestly I don't want to. I hate this so much, ahhhh. Bad thought, let me get some glue. Okay, but what if I use a rock and hit it in mid fall to make it go further. Thank god for Uncle Feron's competitive tendencies, darts is something we play a lot. I throw the ball and in mid fall I throw a rock big enough to make an impact and send it further. Damn, big brain move. The rest of the class was impressed by my accuracy and I wanted nothing more than to disappear on the spot, everyone seemed so awed at my accuracy and the attention was killing me.
Finally home time! I left via jumping the front wall. I did this for one reason, I didn't want to have to talk to someone. I, of course, sent a message to Nezu first to warn him of this.
Nezu's POV
Interesting. Very interesting. I wonder if he would like to be my personal student at some point. His online schooling says he passed through the highschool level already.
Izuku's POV
I slept during lunch in the classroom so I did sleep for like an hour today, but I need more sleep than that. Like any rational human being, I fell asleep right as I got home, slept for 4 hours and then got up and started podcasting.
During the Podcast
Izuku: "Hey everyone! Today is random theory day. My first theory is that Eraserhead is actually B•tman. Evidence 1, they've never been seen at the same time."
Izuku: " DrFCannon says 'Batman is a fake character-' Shutty, I am making theories. "
Izuku: "Evidence 2: They both wear all black and something over their eyes. "
Izuku: "Evidence 3: They both jump off buildings."
Izuku: "That's all for today."
Izuku: " Excuse me I did wonderfully on that theory."
Somewhere in Some Hero's Agency
???: "SHOTA YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE BATMAN" A certain loud hero yells.
Back With Izuku
Izuku: "Okay! Question time!"