Slay the slaying man
Slay: *picks her up* skill creates house she's dirty *imagination* try take her clothes out with a *perverted face*
* nose bleed* * evil smile*
Elf girl: wakes up *kicks your chicken*
Slay:that hurts ow ow ow my precious baby making thing. Wow that's why I get for saving you.
What's your name anyway.
Elf girl: it's Shera shen so your the one saved me
Slay: yes and you repay me by stepping on my children.
Shera: sorry bow sorry bow sorry bow
Slay: stop it's alright go wash yourself in the bath
Shera: what is bath?
Slay: something like taking a shower come I'll show u were it is here
tutorial time when your in the bath never mind it's hard explain * perverted face* let me show u how to take a shower.
Shera: kick him in the chicken again knocked him out. Well this shower thingy looks different you takes out clothes start going in well I'm getting used to it gets out*
Slay: what happened where's she go
AT THE KING CASTLE
King: well our goddess of light well be proud of our hero if they defeat the demon king and we will begin the war 3 years after this 3 years you guys train hard and beat the demon king.
Goddess: wow hahahaha my followers are doing good now the show will began in three years.
Slay: eat it up this is called my mom cooking it's the best in the world.
Shera: *eats it* yum yum yum
Slay: you wanna go back to your village
Shera: yes I wanna go back I've been slave for 2 years
Slay: this world have slave huh I might as well let go of my anger selfish it's just in human mind.
Shera: don't worry about it some humans are nice like u
Slay:wow your making me blush
Shera: well let's get going I heard my village getting raid by humans.
Slay: why?
Shera: they want to cut the tree of life so they want to steal it the legend said that if u chopped the tree of life it won't be a live no more we must stop humans from destroying it that's our legend and to protect the tree from any danger
Slay: why they want it tho
Shera: to heal people that are going to war with demons demons are growing that's why there scared.
Slay: *thinking more demon more exp* I got a question for u shera
Shera: yes what is it
Slay: where do we find high tear monster
Shera: um close to the demon castle
Slay: you mean up in the sky
Shera: what do u mean
Slay: a talking dragon that can transform into hybrid that are stronger then upper demon commander.
Shera: but those are legends.
Slay: I heard it from a video game
Shera: what's that
Slay: never mind okey let's go up to the sky
Shera: okey
Slay: u stay in my house don't go anywhere I'll be back in 5 weeks
Shera: wait stoooo
* jumps up to the cloud*
Slay: system open level 2333
Strength=98
HP=9990
Agility=600
Ability=infinite
Skill points= infinite
Attribute= 554
Slay: Skill fly
Now let's find a talking dragon
Feng fire dragon : your in my territory
Level 9999
Max
Max
Max
Slay: there such things as max
I guess you have to stop to some point
Stun magic holy stuck there 100009 hours
My poison blade will kill him
Snake god blade from skill
Information: can drain hp none stop when hits opponents if your have over 100 strength you can double 5 a times damage.
Slay: now now calm down *start stabbing the dragon heart forcefully hahahahahahahahahaha
Snake god: I feel like he's evil then a demon lord
Slay: god your next I will be called the slay the god slayer hahahhahaha
*To be continued*