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Chapter 1: A Very Surprising Delusional moment...

Warning: This book has swear words

So, Mai was walking around with Angel like normal people:) by normal people I mean we are telling each other horny ass jokes.

Mai: What's Brown and sticky?

Angel: Naw...

Mai: Brown sticky rice

Angel:...

We both were walking down the stairs when we heard some weird sounds from under the stairs... so we decided to just stay on top of the stairs and listen... And since we leaned on the stairs way too much... we both fell off the stairs..

Mai: Oh shit...

Angel: BAHAHAHA

Then.. it happened, from under the stairs we saw two men making out..

Mai and Angel: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS A SCHOOL!

Angel: Bro I thought when you saw this, you would make some ass joke... for a second

Mai: oh yeah I forgot.. wait...

Mai: Bro.. No wonder these guys don't sit straight.

Angel: Yeah... *clear confusion*

Mai: should we-

Guy 1: Yeah.

Then we both ran away in laughter, we both started making more horny jokes...

Mai: Is that a good place to hang in?

Angel: idk if coat hangers are stable though...

Then they go back to their Suicidal asses...

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