Mission: Greetings

Grey waking up blinded folded and tied down to a seat bolted down arm and legs. Moving his head and trying to loosen his hand to set himself free, when he is interrupted by someone else bound to a seat behind him.

Gray: mmph whss thrr? (who's there) (gray has a gag in his mouth tied behind his head. And he has started nawing on the gag.)

Grey: stop calm down we've been captured but for some reason you've been gagged and I haven't. So just sit tight I'll get us out of here.

Gray: thns ur nu thns (thanks but no thanks).

Grey: huh just hold up I don't understand you. give me a sec (shooting a small needle from his finger tip he cuts through his blind fold. *Ok let's see what I can work with. Looking around his area grey notices a mirror that reflects to grays gag.) Hey why do you think you're gagged?

Gray: rolal-e e-uss m sron. (Probably because I'm strong).

Grey: right. (well fuck it if anything happens I still got angle to kill him). Ok lean youre head a little back if you can.

Gray leans in head slightly back: ie hs? (like this)

Grey: Sure shooting another needle from his finger tip. (Cutting off the rubber band holding his gag together)

Gray: Dis u du t et (did you do it yet). (Gray has not realized that his gag has been cut off, so he's still bitting on the gag)

Grey: you're gag has been cut off you can let go of the gag. (Gray drops the gag.)

Gray: ohh thanks, stranger, you're pretty skilled. Hey do you wanna spar later?

Grey: sorry I'm a bit busy for that.

Gray (slightly sad): ohh but you seem strong I was hopping to get a good challenge afterward. (Foot steps approaching)

*Shit we're running out of time. Grey: Hey what can you do we gotta get out of here and fast.

Gray: well first call me Gray and I'm a mage so I can use spells and don't worry I'll get us out of here, but first what's your name

Grey: It's also Grey now get us out of here. *Shit I gave away my name, wait he said his name was gray. Does that mean?

Gray: woah what a coincidence. You see I'm looking for my brother who also named gray, and he- (door unlocking)

Grey: Shit... Hey get us out of here times up.

Gray: chanting {steel to rust days gone} (the chains start to rust and slightly dissolve)

*Just what did he do is magic real?

{Return as you were shine and all steel grade iron} a Foxy women with long pony firey hair, with a look of a bandit. "Well well well you boys sure do know how to piss me off, just like you're old hag."

Gray: woah you just reversed my spell. Say do you wanna spar la- (kicked in the nuts.) Why why would you do that?

Lady: look runt this is my turf you talk when ordered to. You got it!

Gray: yes ma'am (spoken in a small voice)(Grey shocked and focuses on how to get out faster)

Lady: Now who are you two and why are you here?!

Gray: I'm gray an- (kicked in the dick)

Lady: Not you I wanna know from the helmet looking for an escape.

grey: I'm Greed and I'm h- (kicked in the dick).

Lady: are you trying to lie to me?!

Grey: sorry...(small voice) My name is Grey and I'm here to join the assassination guild.

Lady: why, who sent you?

Grey: my grandfather.

Lady: ohh who is he? And where is he?

Grey: I can't say-

Lady: what do you mean, you can't say? (Grabbing grey by his throat. Snapping her fingers with her other hand to release the chains. Picking Grey up by his neck. Grey realizing his chains have been removed, lifts his leg to put the bandit woman in an arm bar, however she did not falter, rather she grinned and with one arm she lifted grey up and bashed him into a wall, and yet grey did no yield, he grit his teeth and increased the pressure.

Woman: oh impressive you didn't fall unconscious. Ok I'll give you one more chance (loosening her grip on Grey's neck), which one is you're grandfather (puzzled by the phrasing of her question) is you're grandfather ****** or °°°°°?

Grey: Sorry, I don't know my geezer first name, but our family name was Silverbulley. (*Ok so they changed their last names)

Gray: that last name sounds so c... (Kicked in the dick again)

Woman (she let go of grey and was now standing in front of gray hanging head): who gave you permission to talk? (Cracking her knuckles)

Gray whispering: why, why do you keep kicking me in my dic-) (she kicks him in the junk three more times for a good measure).

Knocking on the door

Attendant #1 (An astute man with glasses): guildmaster you really shouldn't waste anymore time we're loosing time being here. You should just get this over with and-

Grey: Hold it I'm not going to just let you guys kill us so easily. (Setting his watch to reset)

Guildmaster: hold it runt. You don't want to do that. (Glaring at his crotch).

Grey: oh and why not?

*Shit I gotta buy a little more time.

Guildmaster: well bc you've already been accepted to our guild.

Grey: huh? (Gray head still hanging, whimpers huuu)

Guildmaster: Yep kid welcome to the Reapers guild.

Grey still not dropping his guard: ok, then release gray as well.

Guildmaster (pissed off): you're me orders now okay. (She snaps her fingers, releasing gray from his chains).

Gray barely conscious barely to lets out: thank y-

Guildmaster: who said you can talk! (Grey realizing a second too late as the guild master launches gray right at him.)

Gray eyes fading lets out: ouu... (The guildmaster heads out the door while making eye contact with attendant #1, nodding at each other expectantly).

Attendant #1: okay now that over with. Grey and Gray you are both the newly joined members of the guild, so if you ever need assistance feel free to ask us the attendants (Fixing his glasses in a high and mighty posture).

Grey: okay, please help me.

Attendant #1: ohh you already need my help. I see, that'll be 1000 quantans.

Grey flabbergasted at how brazen the attendant could be: eeh nevermind (* I'll kill every single one of them).

Attendant #1 suddenly processing everything that has happened : ohh that right seeing as the two of you are new here, I'll have you know that your bounties for this guild has been removed, and you will now be under the protection of our guild (In the backgound, wow congratulations, yay you. Could be heard).

Grey: Great, thanks for letting us know (gray still seeing stars).

Attendant #1: your welcome (holding out his hand in expectance).

Grey annoyed: How much was it for that information?

Attendant #1: only 1000 quantans.

Grey: here you go bastard (*I'll kill them all).

The attend with a sharp glare fixes his glasses with his middle finger and examines the tribute: ahh thank you for your patronage, please come to me anytime.

(*Like hell I will) Grey: sure thing.

Narrator: With the brothers now having met, and officially joining the guild they will now live their lives as assassins, but how sure can they be about there lives when everyone around them is an nut job.