HOUSE OF MAGIC

Allan asks his younger brother, Bobby, did you get this one key? He says no, I got another key that the month gave to this girl. Jennifer, Bobby, what did you do? JENNIFER You were a ghost with that key. What did you do? Alan, my friend, came. I have to go.

JENNIFER COLLEGI'S GOING TO GET YOUR BABIES, TOO; PLEASE DON'T BE RUDE TODAY; IF COACH B AND YOU MEET AT THIS HOUSE, BE sure to tell me and Allan. Jenifer, what was it like in there? I don't know if it was crow caws like some kind of funhouse from Hell Going to college with Allan. And Jenifer.

Allan Hey, men, this is my sister Jenifer. What's up? This house is crazy. I have been hearing stories about it since I was a kid. Like what? Okay, so there is this one where this lady just wandered in, and she wants a nuts dud.

All right, she's like a vegetable now lives in an insane asylum. That sounds like total bullshit could be. Who knows Adar Babi is opening in his house, there is a tab with his toy, he hears a voice that is a magic key, so in the middle of it, he comes out of the room, and Babi is startled, and then he hears the same voice and Santa Santa goes to them, and he finds a lover and Adar Allan goes to college with his friend and tells his friend to Alain.

Why did you have sex with the most beautiful girl here? Don't leave Allan Uri at night. Let's talk about something else. For real, I was like your ass guru, essentially. So. How was it? Yeah, it was cool. It was good. Stock and two smoking titles! You always take it too far, dude. In Magic House, Nina is organizing the closet, so she is a girl, and she is a farmer. Hello, my name is Kelly. My son Edward has been taking care of the grounds here.

Yes, Hi So nice to meet you. I brought you a little housewarming gift. It's an artisanal gin. It's made right here in Matheson by the wheeler sisters. They get a lot of tourists at their distillery in the summer. Oh, uh. Thank you. So, I hear your kids are going to the academy.

I teach their Phys Ed Part-time, so I can hang out with Edward Oh, that's good. Are you from here? I am? In fact, I went to the academy with your husband. You know, I think I found a photo of you yesterday. Kelly, wow, he's cute. Ragnar was my boyfriend. Nina's phone rings and Woo picks it up. Women, is this Mrs. Angela? YES Hi, this is Bernadette at the academy calling. We still haven't received your tuition payment plan.

The form must have gotten lost, Kelly; I should get going anyway. I'm really glad you're here, Angela; thanks. It was really nice to meet you. Key rattles, in lock bobby cabinet thudding door, handle rattles Bobby goes through the house to the forest, it is an old house, where he meets a boy, and the boy's name is Edward, and he eats him. I think I SCARED YOU. I didn't mean to scare you, Bobby. That's okay. I saw you at the ice cream store the other day. My name is Edward. I'm adopted. I work here. I'm an excellent employee.

Hi, I'm Bobby. I live here. We got the same GI joes. Laughs, Except yours, has an M16 Mines got an M60 machine gun. Wow, you sound like you're a weapons expert. I've never actually handled a gun. My mother says, stammering. I m an agent of peace, but I do know all about weapons. So... what do you think is the best weapon to use against an enemy who you're not even exactly sure what it is? Edward keys jingle. Come in here; chains clank,

Edward, this should do it. If you need more traps, I always leave the key ring in the top drawer by the stove, but you need to take care, or you could end up losing a hand or at least a few fingers. Bobby. I have to handle this myself. I'm the reason she's out there. You probably want to camouflage it, too. Unless your enemies are dumb, yeah, she's not dumb. But the most important thing is bait. You got to ask yourself, what does my enemy most want?

What does she want? Echo is eating food, and the waiter tells her to eat. Could you tell me where the restroom is? Sure, It's right through there. Great. Key rattles, then click in the lock. Upbeat lounge music plays, a woman sings in a foreign language, and the zipping woman continues singing in a foreign language; key clicks and cranks open the door aloes.

On dance by Stroma, plays singing in French glass shatters necklace jingles alarm sounds door open alarm! Continued singing in French indistinct chatter. Heavy breathing. Whispers, I want you to choke me. My turn. A man exhales too much. Hey. A man struggles to stop in French. Let me go. In French Let me go, man gasps and continues singing in French song adze indistinct chatter. Jenifer is launching her collegiate May Scot Jenifer, hey.

Hey, how's it going? I, um... Listen, I wanted to offer my apologies for yesterday. I m terribly sorry. Okay, um... Look, I know that didn't sound genuine, and it's probably cause I m English, and so I have the emotional range of a scone. Laughs. A what? A scone.

You know, the dry biscuit thing that no one is ever very excited about? Oh. A scone. Right. See, even my pronunciation feels repressed. Chuckles But you know, with that being said, I really am sorry, Jenifer, and I hope that you can forgive me. I think you're a little too hard on scones. Woman Hey? I am going to be a little bit late. I'm going to get my hair blown out. It's just how I see Amanda. Okay, but Eden, Hey, you can reimburse me.

See you later.

Who is this, Amanda? She's my heroine. All the savings now we're making a cinematic tour de fear. It's a short film we're calling the splattering. Wow, Which I maintain should be called The spattering because it is, in fact, blood spatter, and not blood splatter, but the savings maintain that no one actually cares, so...

Splattering. Anyway, Eden's playing the lead, Eden? Yeah, she's actually pretty talented when she's not draining the life force out of me. Hey, if, I mean, if you want, you could join us on set, and maybe I could apologize properly? I'm making smoothies, so... and I promised there won't be anything actually scary there, laughs besides Eden's monstrous ego, of course, laughs.

Angela was collecting the children's fees. Excuse me. Are you Mrs. Angela white? Yes. I'm Joni, do you mind? Hi, I'm Joni Ridgeway. Dean of 11th grade. Your son Allen is in my English class. Oh wow, how's he doing? Well, it's only been two days, and I usually wait until at least day three before I make any big judgments about my student's character.

I see. I can already tell that he's a bright kid. He's just quiet, that's all. Angela right. Well, you know, we had quite an I do know. And I'm going to look out for him. You have my word. Thank you. You know, it's uncanny, the way he reminds me of his father. Do you know Edward? Oh, very well. I was his teacher, too. Really So you taught Kelly stammers and Lucas and all those other kids?

That I did. Wow. Such a tight-knit crew. Edward always said that he was a loner as a kid. Hmm. Yeah, well... inhales. Maybe he was when he was younger, but after a certain point, he and those friends of his were always together, cooking things up, but they were all good kids. Such a tragedy what happened to them. Oh, stammers, he never talked about them? Hey, Mrs. Angela, I just need one more signature from you. Oh, and I better be going.

I got a class in a few minutes. Listen, it was wonderful to meet you. You, too. All right. I'll see you soon. Yes, I hope so. Allen Hey? Hi, Are you here to sign up? Uh... No, I'm not. I'm not really a big activities guy. So, then why are you here? I wanted to let you know that nothing... happened between me and Eden. Do you think I don't already know that? Eden's My friend. She told me everything.

I actually thought you were a decent guy until this morning. So, you don't need to set the record straight with me... but maybe instead, you can go tell Jive and Brinker what really happened, No? Not interested? You know, you can either be an asshole or a good guy, Allen. You can't be both. Hey, you here to sign up? Yup, I just need your name and your homeroom. There. Allen. Come sit down with me for a second...