Chapter 0.75: Secondary Prologue

(Credit To amro4games for the idea)

Author: Hello, and welcome to the world of Lockintum, today I will be talking about the story along with one of the main characters! Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Kanjiro: Do I talk now orrrrrr

Author: *Sigh* Well now they know you're here, might as well talk now.

Kanjiro: Hiya! I'm Kanjiro Samui, I'm 19, I like fighting, meditation, history, war *mumble mumble mumble*

Author: Alright, Alright, nobody asked for that many details!

Kanjiro: I'm sorry Author-Kun~

Author: Goddamnit, I told you not to call me that!

Kanjiro: Anyway, what am I here for again?

Author: Did you..seriously forget...?

Kanjiro: Yeah...

Author: Well... I and you were going to discuss the beginning of the story...

Kanjiro: Well sorry I was just *Spoiler* like how could I remember when I *Spoiler*

Author: Stop spoiling the damn book! If you want to make my life so hard why don't you put up your hands and fight me, eh?!

Kanjiro: FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, let's just get on with it.

Author: W-WAIT, CALM DOWN I WAS KIDDING, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN-

Author: GUHK!

Author: GAH! STOP STOP!

*A Few Minutes Later...*

Author: I-I'm sorry, please stop...we're supposed to tell the readers about the story *cough* *cough*

Kanjiro: Oh, right Well obviously I was chosen to be here over the main character because I'm the best character-

Author: YOU'RE NOT THE BEST CHARACTER! YOU'RE JUST THE EASIEST CHARACTER TO WRITE WITH A SHALLOW PERSONALITY!

Kanjiro: Ah! Author-kun how could you say such a thing, you know I'm just your self insert~

Author: Sure, whatever! The story starts with the real best character, Tozuki Kozo! He's in his 2nd year in college!

Kanjiro: He's also in most of my classes!

Author: On his first day the college professor divides the class into 2 teams for a test battle!

Kanjiro: TEST DEEZ NU-

Author: SHUT UP YOU PIE-EATING B0N3R GOBLIN! YOU BEAT ME UP LAST TIME BUT I CAN USE MY AUTHOR'S AUTHORITY TO ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!

Kanjiro: You know I'm the best character, you- you- IDIOTIC TURD WAFFLE!

Author: How...how could you be so cruel, you know turd waffles are my weakness...

Kanjiro: Really??

Author: NO YOU DUMB@SS, I HAVE NO WEAKNESS, I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE, NOW GET ON WITH THE DISCUSSION!

Kanjiro: Well anyway *Spoiler* team wins-

Author: Don't tell them that, they have to read the book to find that out!

Kanjiro: Well, alright I guess, make sure to tell Author-Kun I'm the best character!

Author: Whatever, goodbye everyone.