Trip to the mountains "Light" - 1

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"You understand that bargaining with the highlanders is just as difficult as with the Koreans."

Koreans?

"YES".

Why?

"And you try on the market, bring down the price of the Koreans"?

"They will not throw off 1 percent!"

"Highlanders are the same"!

"But you can bargain with them if there is a good barter."

"You need to know what's in their price now."

What?

"Sugar, sweets, gasoline, batteries, new androids, flour, binoculars, cameras" ...

"Before they were in the mountains, before the penetration of civilization, they exchanged their goods for sugar, flour, needles, threads, mirrors, buttons, cartridges, gunpowder, guns, knives, matter, cotton, grain."

"And in return they gave - dry fruits, nuts, berries, skins of wolves, bears, wild boars, foxes, mountain goats, mountain sheep, snakes, meat of wild animals, mountain river fish, gold, buryuz, diamonds, rock crystal, amethysts, garnet , mulberry flour, berry fruit candy, milk, wooden saddles, vegetables, carpets. "

"Now, times have changed. There are also shops in mountain villages. But there prices are higher than in the capital, as there are no conditions for storage, the goods deteriorate quickly."

Wow! Why are binoculars so popular?

"They hunt"!

"Although it is poaching!"

"But such is life in the mountains"!

"In addition, they are looking for binoculars, powerful, medicinal plants on mountain slopes and rocks."

"Highlanders can climb the mountainside in 5 minutes, whereas it will take 2 hours for a city dweller."

Medicinal plants?

Now is not the 15th century!

Now the 21st century, the era of space explorers!

What is alchemy or healing?

Are you completely out of your mind?

"Hey, young man, you don't understand life at all"!

"What is the pharmacy in the mountains, where they sell drugs?"

"" The mountains themselves are a natural pharmacy! "

"The stub, leaf, berry, stalk, clear water from the source, the mummy about this otdelny story"!

"This is all and heals the mountaineers, better than all sorts of pills, from simple cases of ailments."

"The mountaineers have better immunity than the urban ones, since everything is ecologically clean"!

"Although I've been here for you ... they also have enough pollution ... the maximum permissible norms for the content of harmful substances sometimes exceeds 6-10 times. This is because there are mines of gold in the mountains, which are washed with mercury and uranium" .. ..

"And the mountains are not as remote as you think."

"Atmospheric precipitation spreads and pollution ...".

"But we digress from the topic ...".

"... mountaineers are easier to exchange than bring down the price."

"Therefore, take a part of the goods and part of the money."

"In the mountains, those people who have a car or a motorcycle are still appreciated, so that if something happens, they can go to the doctor, to the pharmacy, to the bazaar."

"From here we can conclude that we can sell a couple of scooters to them, it's good for them that they don't need to get rights and take exams, they don't even have a registration number ...".

"So, I hope we get a good profit!"

"Tomorrow, like a bayonet, be ready, go near Aunt Faruzekh's house by half past five in the morning!"

Why so early?

"At five we leave to be in mountain villages by 7 in the morning."

"Since at 8 in the morning there are no older people there nezastat"!

Even so?

"Of course, how did you think?"

"Highlanders get up at three or four in the morning, at seven thirty and eight in the morning they go to the mountains to work, who goats graze, who does the garden, who gathers medicinal plants, who follows poachers ...".

"From the mountains, they go down to five in the evening, to nine do household chores and then go to sleep."

"Electricity in the mountains is intermittent, usually at 9 pm and turned off, accidents on the old lines ... emergency service only in the morning by 6 o'clock restores the line."

"So without light, what else to do, how early to go to sleep."

And the internet?

"Have you completely lost the scent ..."?

"There, the mobile Internet works only from a height of 900 meters from 6 in the morning to 8 in the morning. And then you need to rise to a height of 1500 meters to catch the signal ...".

"And the villages themselves are at an altitude of 700 - 800 meters above sea level."

"To climb these 200-100 meters you need to walk 40 minutes ....".

"It's in the summer, and in the winter it's like 2 hours."

"Although for the highlanders it is 5 and 15 minutes."

"But they have a small salary of 80-90 dollars."

"Whereas the mobile Internet costs - unlimited communication about 30 dollars" ...

CSO !!!! And this is the 21st century!

"Well, what do you want, so get away from the capital for 30 km ... and there is also sometimes no light and gas, hot water."

But why?

"There is not enough money, officials do not know how to work, personnel with low qualifications, there is no incentive to work well" ...

"We can talk about this forever."

"But okay, why, time for nothing to go on, go home, go to bed early, leave tomorrow ...".

"Okay bro!"

....

"A new day begins and cars come back and forth ...

Since the sun is not too lazy to get up, and for us, then, is nonsense.

The anthill lives, someone broke his paw - it does not count,

And before the wedding he will heal, and he will die - so he will die ... "*, **.

I played the alarm clock ....

Eh, only 4 in the morning ... a bit early, I was not used to getting up so early ...

"Hey, sleep, why so late?"

"I told you to come at 4:30 in the morning!"

"And you, come, to 5"!

Bro, I honestly got up at 4 am ... but for now I was going to ...

"Yeah, that's what the Persians say - yak hezem, yak to goose, yak havta optiam.,.".

Not! Bro, what are you ?!

"Well, I'm just kidding!"

"Okay, get in we go!"

Wow, you two took Isuzu!

"Yeah, they can pull 9 tons each."

"We got a driver from amakevatcha (cousin from the father), so that we only pay for gasoline"

"It's good, when there are friends and relatives everywhere, life becomes healing"!

Yeah, and if not? That ass!

"Well, you're right here!"

"If there are no relatives and acquaintances, then it will be very difficult to find a job, I'm talking about a good job!"

"And not work for $ 100, if you have friends, you can take on work for 400 or even all $ 1,200 a month!"

Yes it is. Sometimes the work is not a professional but an acquaintance, for the general work of the company this is not very good, but who looks at it?

"Of course, we do not have capitalism, but neo-feudalism!"

"If you say frankly!"

But what about the market economy?

"Well, it works farmantically, only for the rich, they become billionaires, and the poor become poor ..."

"But this is silent!"

Yes I understand...

Well, then who are we?

"We? We are hard workers! Cheerless!"

"How else"?

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