The next thing I knew there were kids running around the house. I looked around for my wife and the sheets were cold. How the fuck long have I been asleep?
Her knock out punch pussy had done it again. I scratched my rumbling gut and rolled my ass outta bed. I checked on Cody first but he was already out of bed.
The noise level on the first floor was off the charts and I thought long and hard about leaving Kat's conniving ass to handle her kids on her own.
In the end I manned up and made my way into bedlam. "Daddy, daddy, daddy" You'd think they hadn't seen me in years.
I hugged each one in turn including my eldest who was helping her mom get dinner together. That one gave me a smirk and waddled her ass to the stove.
"Nice nap?" She set me up! I walked over to her and put my lips to her ear so my nosy ass kids
couldn't get into my shit. "Tonight, that ass is mine." She laughed and swatted at me while the little one was giving me looks.