15. What If...

Luz Clawthorne: What If.

Fourteen Years Ago…

"Hush child, please don't cry now."

Lilith had returned to the Emperor's Castle. Her mission had… not been successful, to say the least. Though she had not come back empty-handed at least, even if she had expected to bring back her sister and not this… infant. But she couldn't just leave the infant behind. Her conscience would not allow it.

She figured that she would decide what to do with the infant later, but then she heard his voice.

"Lilith."

The Clawthorne witch stopped in her tracks, a chill going up her spine. Slowly she turned around to face the figure that had snuck up behind her. Of course he already knew that she was back. He always knew these kinds of things.

"How was your mission to retrieve your sister, Lilith?" Emperor Belos asked.

The baby in her arms cried, causing Lilith to mentally panic as Belos took notice.

"And who is our little guest?" Belos asked as well.

Lilith sighed. "I'm sorry, my Emperor. I… found this child alone in the Isles. I don't know how she got there and she was alone when I discovered her. I had to save her, which meant giving up the search for my sister. But I promise you that I will resume that search as soon as I can."

Belos was silent for a moment and Lilith wondered if he was trying to figure out if she was being honest with him or not.

"Hmm," Belos finally said. "Then perhaps the Titan meant for you to find this abandoned child. May I see her?"

Lilith nodded. "O-of course," she said as she unwrapped the cloth around the baby.

As Belos came forward to get a better look, he removed his mask. This surprised Lilith, since in all of her years in the Emperor's Coven she had never seen the Emperor unmasked. Besides the scar across his face, Belos had a very unremarkable, almost fatherly face not much different than any other witch. He smiled at the baby in Lilith's arms, taking notice in her round ears. "Does she have a name?"

Lilith checked the tag on the child's clothing. "Her name is… Luz."

"Well then, we can't leave a human baby in the Bonesborough orphanage, can we? No, taking care of her is our responsibility. She is now part of our family which is why I want you to raise her as your own, Lilith," Belos decided.

Lilith was once again surprised. "But… sir I… I don't know if I could do this…"

"I have faith in you," Belos told Lilith, patting her shoulder. "And I am sure that you were the one to find her for a reason. Under your care, this child will have a bright future with us."

Lilith looked down at the baby in her hands, who had stopped crying and was now looking up at her with innocence filled eyes. Lilith smiled. "I… I will see to it, my Emperor."

Belos nodded and put his mask back on. "This child couldn't have asked for a better witch to be her mother."

A few days later, Lilith had agreed to babysit the children of Odalia and Alador Blight while they went out of town. When Lilith arrived at Blight Manor, she had baby Luz with her. Odalia took notice.

"What is that… thing?" Odalia asked while looking down at the infant.

"This is Luz," Lilith explained. "I didn't get the chance to tell you earlier, but the Emperor himself tasked me with caring for this child. However, I still should be able to watch her and babysit your children at the same time."

Odalia saw Luz's ears. "She's… human."

Lilith frowned, her eyes narrowing slightly. "And by the decree of the Emperor, she is my daughter. So human or not, I expect you to treat her with the same respect that you treat me."

Odalia realized that she had touched a nerve and she immediately backed off. "Of course. Who am I to question the will of the Emperor? You have my congratulations, Lilith. I am confident that you will be a wonderful mother to this human child." To change the subject, she handed Lilith a list of things for her to remember while watching the kids. "Now remember, Edric is lactose intolerant and the twins have to be in bed by six. You don't have to worry as much with Amity, she's always a quiet little Mittens so she won't give you any trouble."

"I'll take care of it from here, Odalia. You and Alador just focus on your business meeting," Lilith told her.

"Great! Thank you so much for agreeing to this, I really owe you one. See you tomorrow!" Odalia said before she went outside and saw that her husband wasn't in their carriage. Instead, he was being distracted by a human-faced butterfly that he was following. Odalia sighed. "Alador, come on!"

After she watched their carriage pull away, Lilith turned away from the window to find the Blight twins Emira and Edric standing there. The two young toddlers looked up at Lilith, who smiled at them. "Hi there, you may not remember me but I was at your baby sister's witchening-" She reached out to them, only for the illusions to disappear. Lilith's eyes widened, realizing they must have developed their magic at a very young age. A crashing sound came from another room and Lilith sighed. "You owe me for this, Odalia."

Needing to put Luz down somewhere, Lilith went over to a playpen that was currently being occupied by a little brown haired baby girl in a purple onesie, surrounded by toys. Lilith placed Luz in the playpen next to the baby Blight.

"Luz, this is my goddaughter Amity," Lilith introduced. "Amity, this is my adopted daughter Luz."

Both babies quietly looked at each other for a moment and Lilith wasn't sure what to expect. Then she heard both babies giggling and when she saw them start to play together, Lilith sighed in relief and smiled. "Looks like you might have just made your first friend, Luz…"

Present Day.

Lilith flew over Bonesborough on her staff, her daughter holding on as she sat behind her mom.

"Are you sure you have everything you need?" Lilith asked.

"Yes, Mom!" confirmed the human girl, Luz Clawthorne. Her brown hair was long and straight like her mother's. She also wore a long black dress with a black cowl, blue boots, and a blue headband that hid her human ears. "I am so excited for my first day at Hexside with Amity! Hunter is going to be so jealous that I get to go to a magic school! And not just any school, but the same one that you graduated from! I hope Hexside is ready for another Clawthorne!"

Lilith nodded with an amused smile. "I know you are excited, Luz. But don't forget our agreement. I allowed you to attend Hexside on one condition."

Luz reined in her excitement as she remembered what they had talked about. "Of course, no one besides Bump and Amity can know that I'm human, got it."

"I'm serious about this, Luz," Lilith warned her. "Very few witches in the Boiling Isles have ever met a human, so I doubt that they will react well if any of them learned about your true nature. Fortunately, Amity and Bump have both agreed to help you so that should make things easier."

Luz obediently nodded before seeing that they had reached her destination. As they flew down to land in front of Hexside, Luz's eyes widened in awe. "Wow…"

Waiting for the Clawthornes was Amity Blight, whose things were being carried by her Abomination. When she saw Lilith and Luz coming toward her, she waved at them with a smile.

"Hey Amity!" Luz shouted as she ran up to Amity.

"Hey Luz," Amity responded. "Good to see you. Are you ready for your first day?"

"You bet!" Luz replied proudly.

"Please watch out for her and keep her out of trouble," Lilith told her protégé and goddaughter.

"Yes, Ms. Lilith," Amity nodded.

"I'll see you after school, Mom!" Luz said as she gave Lilith a hug.

Lilith smiled and hugged Luz back. "Have a great first day, sweetie. I can't wait to hear all about it later." She then brought her staff up and flew away, turning to wave at her daughter one last time before she was out of sight.

"Come on, Luz," Amity spoke up. "Let's take you to see Principal Bump."

"Of course, lead the way," Luz said as she followed Amity into the school.

"Alright, all of the paperwork is in the proper order," Bump said to Luz, who was now dressed in her Hexside uniform with the yellow Potions Track sleeves. "Welcome to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics, Ms. Clawthorne."

"I won't disappoint you, Principal Bump," Luz promised.

"I expect not, since the test scores that your mother included in your submission forms were quite extraordinary," Bump admitted.

Luz shrugged. "Well, what can I say? Being raised in the Emperor's Coven has its perks. But I got tired of homeschooling and I-" Luz stopped when she spotted something of interest. "Pardon me but, but is that the skullcap of a grootslang?"

"Hmm?" Belos asked, turning to see that she was referring to a skull on his wall. "Why yes, I won it in a polter game with the other school principals. I am surprised that you recognized it."

"I haven't actually seen one, since they usually can be found in the Bottomless Pits at the Deserts of Palm Stings," Luz admitted. "But I read about them in one of Aunt Flora's books and… oh, sorry, sometimes I get lost in my own little world."

Bump just smiled. "I think you are going to do just fine here."

Next Amity followed Amity to meet her friends, who were hanging out in front of the lockers.

"Guys, this is Luz, the daughter of Lilith Clawthorne and a family friend," Amity introduced. "Luz, these are my friends: Boscha Hieron, Skara Brooke, Cat Hartwitch, and Amelia Regal."

Luz extended her hand. "Wow, it is nice to meet you all."

"Likewise!" Skara greeted, shaking Luz's hand. "But I had no idea that the Head of the Emperor's Coven had a daughter!"

"Does that mean you live in the Emperor's Castle?" Amelia asked.

"Have you met the Emperor?" Cat asked. "Ooh, have you seen him without his mask? Is he hot?"

Luz rubbed the back of her head. "Uh, I have met the Emperor a few times," she admitted. "But I've never seen him unmasked. I see Kiki and the other Coven Heads around a lot more." She turns to Boscha. "And you're Boscha, right? I've heard about the Hierons, aren't you related to the Saltstars?"

"Yeah, don't mention it," Boscha replied with her arms crossed, her tone dead serious. "Just don't."

"Oh, okay," Luz said before noticing Boscha's uniform. "So you're in Potions too, huh? Looks like we are going to be Potions buddies."

Boscha rolled her eyes. "Thrilling."

"Boscha, why don't you lead Luz to the Potions Track?" Amity asked, giving Boscha a look.

"Fine," Boscha grumbled. "Come on, Clawthorne." She started to lead Luz down the hallway. "So what's with the headband?"

"Uh, you know… just something that is meant to protect me," Luz replied.

"How long have you been friends with Amity?" Boscha asked.

"Since we were kids, my mom introduced us to each other when we were babies," Luz explained.

"That's weird," Boscha told Luz. "Because I have known Amity for years and she has not mentioned you once."

"Oh, that is weird," Luz admitted. "Though Amity has never mentioned you either. Or any of her other Hexside friends. I wonder why…"

"And I wonder why you even decided to show up here all of a sudden," Boscha said, turning to Luz. "What, was homeschooling not good enough for you?"

Luz was taken aback. "No, I just… wanted to meet new people."

Boscha was unconvinced. "Well, just stay out of my way and I will stay out of yours. Don't expect any special treatment just because you are the daughter of a head witch. And don't even think about trying out for grudgby. Your mother may have once been team captain back in her day, but the Banshees are mine now. Got it?"

Luz nodded, since she didn't know what else to do. "Got it. I don't want any trouble."

Boscha glared at Luz. "We'll see," she said before they continued on their way to their classroom.

For Luz, classes were a breeze. Having been raised under the tutelage of her foster mother, Luz was already an excellent student who knew how to properly handle potions.

History was no different, where she was called upon the teacher to answer a question. "Trick question, nobody knows what happened to the great thief Houdini when he disappeared after his crime spree. Though some theorize that he somehow escaped to another world."

"That is correct, Ms. Clawthorne!" the teacher revealed, causing Luz to swell with pride. "Though I expected nothing less from the daughter of the Head of the Emperor's Coven."

"Thank you, sir," Luz replied, turning to smile at Amity who was sitting down next to her.

Once class was over, Luz checked her Penstragram as she walked with Amity.

Hunter: Hey, how is your first day going?

Luz quickly typed up a reply.

Luz: Great! I will tell you all about it when I see you later!

Hunter: And can you say hi to Ed for me?

Luz: If I see him, I'll be sure to let him know!

"Are you talking to Hunter?" Amity asked as she stopped Luz from walking into a pillar.

"Oops!" Luz said when she realized that she hadn't been paying attention to where she was going. "Yeah, it sucks that he can't be here too. He wants me to say hi to Edric."

Amity rolled her eyes. "Ever since those two have started dating, Ed won't shut up about how he has a boyfriend now while both me and my sister are still single." She huffed. "Like I have any interest in dating right now when I have a future to get ready for."

"Aw, well I think they're cute together," Luz chimed in. "And personally, I wouldn't mind finding a date in time for my first Gr-" She stopped when she noticed a classroom with a curious sign on the door. "Hexside has a Human Appreciation Society?"

"Ugh, you do not want to go in there," Boscha said as she started walking with them. "It's just some silly club made by this Illusionist kid in our grade who wanted to share his 'hooman' oddities. Like, who cares, am I right?"

"I guess…" Luz responded uncomfortably while Amity just remained silent.

"Oh don't look now, but half-a-witch alert." Boscha pointed to a struggling Willow who was trying to carry her Abomination cauldron, only to slip and fall.

"Should we help her?" Luz asked, but Boscha stepped up.

"I got this," Boscha volunteered as she walked over to Willow. "Hey, Half-A-Witch Willow, want some help?" Willow looked up at Boscha's hand and was gonna grab it but Boscha made a spark in front of her, startling the witch.

"Ah!" Willow fell back while some of the other nearby students laughed at her.

Luz frowned in disapproval and went over to Boscha. "Hey, cut that out! Why didn't you help her?" she demanded to know.

"Because just look at her! She is a mess! This is why people call her half-a-witch Willow, because she is a lost cause," Boscha responded. "So why bother defending a weakling, Clawthorne? If she can't keep up and do magic right like the rest of us, she has no place here."

Luz was put off by Boscha's words. Her fists tightened. "What did you just say?"

Amity saw where this was going and she tried to deescalate the situation. "Boscha, I think you should just drop this."

"Why?" Boscha asked, turning to Amity. "You know I'm right. You and Willow are in the same class, after all. When was the last time that the half-a-witch was able to get a passing grade? I don't even know why she still tries, she should just do herself a favor and-"

"Shut up!" Luz said, pushing Boscha.

The triclops girl looked at Luz in shock. "Oh, you did not just do that."

Luz tried to find her words. "Um… sorry?"

Boscha responded by tackling Luz to the ground, trying to hit her.

As the two girls started to get physical with each other, the teachers took notice. But they didn't try to stop them. Instead, they began to chant. "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"Guys, stop!" Amity shouted, summoning her Abomination to get the two off of each other. Her Abomination grabbed Boscha while she grabbed Luz. She pulled Luz away from Boscha, who grabbed Luz's headband, causing it to snap off.

All the students and teachers present gasped, as did Boscha and Willow. Luz's round ears were on display for everyone to see.

"You're… you're a human!?" Boscha pointed to Luz.

"Give me back my headband, now!" Luz demanded in a panic. She got Amity to let go of her and tried to grab the headband from Boscha, who backed away from her. All the while, the students started talking about her appearance.

"Look at her ears!"

"Where did she come from?"

"Does she have gills?"

"She's hideous!"

"She's a freak!"

Luz was overwhelmed as she listened to the students talk and whisper. She started to breathe heavily, like she was about to have a panic attack, but she managed to grab Boscha. "Give me back my headband now!"

"Let me go! Help!" Boscha cried out.

"Luz, stop!" Amity grabbed Luz, only for a frantic Luz to shove her aside and onto the floor. The students gasped at the action. Luz realized what she had done and looked down at Amity, but it was too late.

"Amity… Amity, I'm-"

Before Luz could finish, the other students started ganging up on her.

"You hurt Amity!"

"This human's nothing but a brute!"

"She assaulted Boscha and Amity!"

"Stop, please I… I didn't mean to hurt anyone." Luz backed away into a locker. Someone cast a fireball spell at her, causing Luz to scream out of fear and duck away. She looked to Amity for help. "Amity, say something! Call them off!"

But Amity just looked at Luz, not moving at all. She couldn't do anything, not in front of so many people who would judge her if she stood up for a human. The only thing she could do was wipe the tears out of her eyes and look the other way.

"Amity? Amity help!" Luz cried out as she was swarmed by the students, one pulling her hair. "Ow! Stop!" She tried to escape, but she was being pulled and grabbed by students from every direction. She was quickly pulled down under a sea of hands smacking and scratching her. "Stop! Stop touching me, please!"

"Enough!"

The students stopped, turning to see Principal Bump with several Abominations who quickly cleared the students away from Luz. Bump glared at both student and teacher alike. "What is wrong with you all!? Ganging up a student like that!" He looked down at the shivering Luz. "Luz, are you alright?"

He didn't receive an answer. Luz silently stood up, looking like a mess. Then tears filled her eyes as she ran down the hall, away from everyone.

"Good riddance," Boscha said under her breath.

Amity just looked down in shame. She knew that she should have done something, but she still had a reputation to keep. She couldn't risk that for anyone… not even Luz.

Amity didn't see Willow glaring at her disapprovingly. Once the crowd started to disperse, Willow went over to the door with the H.A.S. sign, knocking on it. A boy named Augustus answered.

"Willow? I heard a lot of shouting. What happened?" he asked.

"You're not going to believe this," Willow told him.

Outside the school, hiding under the bleachers, Luz was in tears. This was not how she hoped her first day would go. It was bad enough that her human nature was now known to the whole school and she was attacked because of it. But Amity, her best friend, not helping her at all? That hurt more than anything that the students had done. What was she going to tell her mother?

"Oh Titan…" Luz sniffed, wiping her tears. "Please… forgive me…"

"Hey," said a voice.

Luz's head rose up and she saw the girl that Boscha had been picking on earlier. With her was a boy. Luz started to back away in panic, but Willow spoke to her in a calm voice.

"Wait, we're not here to hurt you. We've been looking for you and I just wanted to say thanks."

"You want to… thank me?" Luz asked.

"Yeah, no one besides Augustus has ever tried defending me from Boscha before," Willow said as she raised her hand. "My name's Willow, by the way."

"And I'm Augustus Porter, an expert on humans and wow, I can't believe that I'm meeting one!" Augustus added excitedly.

"Nice to meet you both, I guess," Luz said as she shook Willow's hand. "My name is Luz. Luz Clawthorne."

"Wait, Clawthorne? As in Lilith Clawthorne?" Willow asked.

Luz nodded in confirmation "She's my foster mother. She saved me when I was just a baby and I somehow ended up alone in the Boiling Isles. I was raised by her in the Emperor's Castle. Amity… I thought she was my best friend, we've known each other since we were little because our parents knew each other. But back there she didn't stick up for me at all and… oh Titan, I'm a mess."

"I know how you feel… Amity used to be my friend too," Willow admitted, which shocked Luz.

"Really?" Luz asked in surprise.

"We played together as kids, but when she got her magical powers and I still hadn't, she stopped hanging out with me," Willow explained as she sat beside Luz.

"Amity never told me about you… but then maybe I never knew Amity as well as I thought I did," Luz muttered. She growled. "Ugh! This is all because I had to be a born a stupid human!"

"What!?" Augustus asked in shock. "H-Humans aren't stupid, humans are amazing! Way cooler than jerks like Amity and Boscha."

Luz scoffed. "Sure, being born without magic is so cool," she said sarcastically.

"I mean it though! As president of the Human Appreciation Society, I have studied countless human documents and artifacts. I have learned so much about their culture, like how humans don't use crystal balls, they use what they called a 'boob-tube.'"

"They… actually call it that?" Luz asked in confusion. She looked down. "I… don't actually know anything about human culture, it was never part of my homeschooling."

"Well, maybe we can show you where I get my human artifacts from and you can learn why your fellow humans are actually pretty cool!" Augustus suggested.

"I… I don't know…" Luz said, but then she felt Willow put a hand on her shoulder.

"Hey, I promise that we'll keep your ears covered and that it'll be just the three of us," Willow told her. "We don't have to go, but I think it could help take your mind off what just happened."

Luz slowly nodded. "Maybe it would be nice to learn more about where I came from… alright, I'm in."

Luz followed Willow and Gus through the Bonesborough marketplace, Luz keeping her hood up so that her ears stayed hidden. She didn't want another incident and she was feeling really anxious since she's never been around Bonesborough without the watchful eye of her mother.

"You know, maybe this is a mistake…" Luz said but Augustus insisted.

"But we're already here," Augustus said, pointing to a stand selling 'human treasures.'

Luz sighed and walked over to the stand. Among the items for sale were boxes full of books, CDs, a portable TV, broken lamps, and many other items.

"Oh, it's you again," said a woman's voice.

"Hey, just showing a new friend around," Augustus replied. Luz looked up to see who Gus was talking to and she gasped in shock.

"Well then, does your new friend see anything she is interested in?" the woman asked, Luz recognizing her from the wanted posters.

"You… you're the Owl Lady! A wanted criminal!"

Eda chuckled. "It is good to hear that my reputation precedes me. Eda Clawthorne at your service."

This gave Luz pause. "Wait… Clawthorne? As in Lilith Clawthorne?"

Eda nodded. "Yeah, that's my sister."

Luz's eyes widened. "I… I have an aunt?"

"Aunt?" Eda's eyes widened as well. "Wait… Lily has a kid!?"

Luz Clawthorne... we all know what Luz Noceda would've been liked if Eda were to raise her. Throughout her life, we've learned that she would be like her mother, a trouble maker but kind at heart. However, what would happened, if one moment, one decision caused because of Lilith's guilt, decides to take Luz from the accident she caused. With that action, Luz doesn't become the free-spirited young girl raised by the most free-spirited Clawthorne, but raised under the strict guidance of Lilith Clawthorne, and under Emperor Belos himself.

Relationships changes, becomes different. This Luz who meets Eda for the first time. But that is a story of an o̴͖̥̔̉t̶̩͝h̵̫́̇e̴̻͋̆r̵̆ͅ ̶̬͋̈́t̴̲͔̉ǐ̸̤̣̽ṃ̶͍͐ẹ̴͛ͅ.̷̟̫̒̓.̸̳͌.̷̹͙̐

What If...Luz Clawthorne and Amity Had Their Witch Duel

In the Covention Stadium, appears to be Lilith Clawthorne up on stage. Appearing side by side are Luz Clawthorne and Amity Blight.

"My beloved citizens," Lilith sang "The Emperor's Coven proudly presents, spicier than cinnamon-"

"The kind of witch that Eda resents!" the coven guard sang in choir.

"The kind of witch we seek each year, she should make you gasp tonight." Lilith explained "Weighting in at...I don't know, introducing Amity Blight!"

Coming up is Amity Blight, as the crowd cheers for her.

"So the duel's a rap battle?" Luz asked her mom and King.

"Of course it is, this is contemporarily musical theater." Eda respond. "What did you expect?"

"Magic." Luz simply said.

"Hip hop is magic, Luz." Eda clarifies, as Amity starts to rap:

"Just because my name is Amity, doesn't mean that I'm a friend. Facing the star student, will be Luz Clawthorne's end. Opponent, yes, but worthy, no, but we can play pretend.

"You're tragic, you have no magic- a thug who's just a bug, and you have your mom to depend. You're human with a big ego, you're as fragile as a serpigo, while I sit pretty, and I'm witty, and you're just like a mosquito.

"You like to play tough which is why you have a bat, you take a swing but you ain't better at- learning magic, learning spells, you ain't got no sac, you got no slack, it's why you got into the detention track, cause no coven's gonna have you back!"

The audience cheered for the Blight girl, while Luz march forward.

"You think Luz got this?" King asks Eda.

"From that look, she's got this." Eda replied.

Luz takes off her jacket, grabs the microphone and start to slap her beats:

"Well ain't you cute, now it's time to get stunning, By the third stanza, I'll have you go on running!

"Baby, are you aware who you're dealing with? You wish you were a star, but you have one on your chest! Test one, two three, can you hear me? I'm sure- that I've made Hexside my turf, so I surf- out the bitches like you and Boscha, living like you're in Louisiana, fitting cause you'd be the witch livin' in the swamp, go on, try it...wamp-wamp- aye!

"You look shocked, did I surprised the top student? You're a bully, insecure, sure you're pretty but not prudent, maybe you shoulda just lighten up! You sound like Hoots, you can't touch this, you need to touch up your roots!"

The crowd was shocked by Luz's lyrics, but not her friends that watches. They've seen and listened to Luz's uncensored rap battle music.

Amity, it's your turn." Lilith whispered to her protégé.

"But...I don't know what to say." Amity hesitated.

"I ain't afraid of being mean to my own tutor." Luz continued "You may think you have this duel, I'm just here to add the fuel- you're soft in the center, I know you're ain't cruel. You ain't gangsta, you're stuffy, you're just a pampered poodle-mule.

"Enough of all the modesty in this slo-mo...let's go!

"Look, I'm singing circles around you while you couldn't make a pitch, think you were projecting to Willow, called her a half-a-witch, stitch up your wounds cause your salt's gonna burn.  I'm the tutor here, Ms. Blight, here's what you should learn...Aye!

"I love your confusion, it compliments this conclusion, your cockiness is an illusion, elitist, stuck up delusion! You're overzealous and jealous, looking green like your blouse! This was fair but foul, forget the owl, this is my house!"

It was unexpected, but the crowd having to listen to Luz's unhinged words cause them to cheer. The coven guards made a chorus:

"The winner here is Luz. Amity you have lose...you lose."

A duel that would be spoken about in the ages. And now we shall soon get back to our  ̴͖̦̺̘̳̊̽́͝s̶͙̲͕͚̊͝c̵̘̙̩͉̒h̴̤͋̅͌e̶̙̓d̶̟̹͘u̶̟̲͈̐̇l̶͖̃̿e̴̮̜̮̟̓̀ḏ̷̢͚̩̂̂͝ ̴͕̈̀͝ͅp̴̨̨̘̭̹̊́r̵͙̖͍̳̈́ó̶̯͓͎g̵̮̍͗r̸̡͇̦̖̱̽̊a̵̩͔̥̦͒̈m̸͔̺̦͝m̶͖͔̭͋ĩ̸̲̮̜̋͜n̴̡̈̀̈́̑͘g̵̭̟̰̯̾̃̅̉͘

"Bun-Bun?" Pibby looks around in the void she's in, she turns to you "What is this place!?"

Bun-Bun who creeps up to you, about to put her hand through the screen of your computer L̶͍̎̓͊̒̓e̷̞̪͕͓͉̾͝t̷̛͚̱́̽͋̿ ̶̣̥̤͇̺̈́͌t̵̡͍̬͍́́̈́͂̈́h̴͖͉̼͈͚̆̏̽̎ȇ̵̗̋̇͘͠ ̷̨̻͔̂̂͐͌d̸̳̠͈̱͆̒a̵̘̣̟̍̀ͅř̴͓̬͕̘̙̂͗ķ̷̔͂̇̂̚n̸̡̲̓̈́ę̸͕̱͉̲̈́̇̍̀̉s̶̬̙̗̫̅̍̓͑s̵̥̯͈͌̄͛ ̵̧̱͋̎͂̓f̵̢̛̝̻͔̐̃̂̒͜l̶̺̀ō̵̗͆̄o̷͈̯͔̤͝d̴̟̍ ̷̧̛͔̜̽̃͆í̵̛͍̰̮̮͔ń̴̛̞͓͓̐t̸͇͉͈͔̾̔̐́ǫ̷̣͔͚̂ ̸̳̥͚͊̀ô̶͕̬̦͊͐͋͝ừ̷̀͂͜͜r̶͎̙̣̙̲͑̈́̒͝ ̶͈́̈́̋͘v̴̯̲͑͊ȩ̵̪͆̈́̕i̸̤̩̫̦̅͛͝͝ņ̷̛͉̮̲̂̈́̄͜s̷̡̻̲̲̹̎̉̌...

April Fools!