Chapter 1

I woke up from what seemed to be the longest and worst nap ever, I sat up and tried to grab my glasses on my nightstand.

Just as I was about to lift my glasses I see the blurry outline of my old bicycle I had when I still lived with my parents on the other side of my bed.

I, being the manly man I am-did absolutely not scream and jump out of my bed like a scared kitten and instead calmly left it to wash my face and brush my teeth.

After I was done I walked towards my bed where the old bike still lay on.

"Hm, did Mom or Dad leave it here while I was asleep. But why would they leave it on my be-"

Right as I wanted to finish talking to myself the bike light burst into a violent inferno of flames and ingulfed the entire room.

After a few seconds of enduring the agonizing pain of being burnt alive, it vanished as though it never existed.

...

Adjusting myself for a few seconds after that horrible nightmare, I open my eyes only to see a vast expanse of lush greenland.

I tried sitting up but suddenly the scenery changed again into a modern looking office. I was now seated on an extremely comfortable chair and in front of me on the other side of the beautiful granite table was Morgan f*cking Freeman looking disappointed at the little girl of about 11 years, doing a dogeza on the ground while crying.

"What? Where the f*ck am I?"

After my outburst both of them looked at me, while Morgan Freeman looked surprised to see me, the little girl looked absolutely ecstatic.

"Looks like your favorite somehow got out of the waiting line little bike-chan"

"Yay! Uncle I told you I never make mistakes, *hmph*"

"It seems I underestimated you, fine, I will grant you your wish but only this time, kay. And don't tell your cousins"

"Thank you uncle, I promise!"

After they finished talking to each other, they again turned towards me.

"Now could you please tell me where I am and why the hell is Morgan Freeman here"

"Ah this is just a form I take so mortals get more comfortable and my real name is Truck-kun"

"And I am bicycle-chan"

They introduced themself while the little girl spread her arms wide.

"I am sure you have many questions, but first let me explain and if you still have any after I am finished then you are welcome to ask"

"Yes please go ahead"

"My my, you can be polite after all"

He says with a teasing smile, I just scratch the back of my head in embarrassment and smile sheepishly.

"Ha-ha, I am sorry, it's just, a lot has happened in the last few minutes and I reacted like that"

"It's no problem young man, it's partially my fault so lets forget that little episode"

"As an Otaku I am sure you already have some idea what happened to you so I am gonna make this short"

At this point I most likely am already vibrating on the seat because of the joy I feel. After pausing for a few seconds he continued with the best and at the sime time worst news I've ever recieved in my life.

"Bicycle-chan is a newly formed deity and wanted to fulfill your wish of getting isekai'ed because you are her favorite worshipper but precisely because she is a new deity, she was not strong enough to complete the process and you were sent to the waiting line of heaven-"

While I am sure I never in my life prayed to a bicycle, I won't watch a gifted horse in the mouth and will be sure to erect a few statues for her in my new world.

"-But somehow your connection to heaven was severed and I brought your soul into my domain"

Hm, so that meadowland was the waiting line for heaven, I don't think I would've minded being there a little longer.

"And now we are here. Originally bicycle-chan wanted to reincarnate you with 3 wishes and into a world of your choosing but she spent all her power, that's why she came to me and asked me to reincarnate you but sadly I too am not at my strongest because I recently reincarnated my chosen one, otherwise a measly heaven realm wouldn't mather in front of the great me"

He boasted while bicycle-chan and I just watched him with a deadpan stare until he got uncomfortable.

"*Cough* Cough*- Anyway, so while I cannot reincarnate you, you now have two choises you can select from. First one is, you will be transmigrated into a random world and have one very restricted wish, with this you can wish for things like peak human in one category(speed, strength, etc), eidetic memory, super low level magical reactor, etc.. The second option is again transmigrating in a random world but you will roll a system wheel where, if you get lucky, will get a system like The Gamer System or if you are unlucky a Netorare System so choose wisely.

Objectively I know I should choose option one, but in my next life I want to be someone above all and do everything I always dreamt of, so my choise is already set.

"I choose the second option"

"*Sigh*, alright but don't blame me if you get something you don't like"

After saying that he snapped his fingers and a giant wheel, easily twice my height, appeared next to me. I stood up, went next to the wheel and prayed to every deity I have ever heard of and spun the wheel.

After 30 agonizing seconds that felt like years to me, the wheel stopped on Futa-Slut-System and I wanted nothing more than to die, but just as I was about to loose every bit of hope left, the wheel ticked one over and now stopped on Lust-System and I felt like crying. Well this seems atleast more tolerable than the other one but it could also be worse, well I have to wait and see what it does.

"Hmmm, it seems you are very lucky young man, the last person that had this specific system is now a primordial deity"

This honestly made me feel a lot better, I just hope the system won't force me to do shit I don't want to do.

(Author note: MC won't be system slave)

"Alright now we have to roll which world you will go to and then you can start your new life"

He again snapped his fingers and the system names on the wheel got replaced with various anime and movie worlds. I once again spun the wheel and this time only after 10 seconds it stopped on DxD.

Hmm, while it is fairly dangerous world I think I will be alright there with my system, especially considering how lewd that world is. Plus all the hot waifus is a bonus.

"Alright, this is all from me, I hope you will be happy in your new life young man"

"Thank you very much sir, I will definitely build a temple for you"

"Hohohoho thank you"

"Mouuu, where is my thank you and temple you baka, *hmph*"

Honestly I forgot she was here, oops.

"Hehe, how could I forgot my benefactor, I will build an amazig temple for you as well bicycle-chan"

"*Hmph*, you better become super strong so we can sleep together again baka"

In front of me opened a portal and she pushed me inside after saying that, wait what did she mea-

"SO THAT WAS YOU IN MY BED THIS MORNING?! WHAT THE FUC-"

"hehehehe"

"Hohohoho"

I only heard them laughing before the portal closed again and I passed out.

This is how my new journey in this wonderfully ecchi death world started.