A Boring Chapter 1. Some info about my family.

As soon as 'Charon' sent me on a 'new big journey'... I found myself in the body of Luna's older brother. Oh...that was pretty funny. First thing I realized - there's no such stuff as 'I took his body'. I just memorized my past life. There were two options as 'Charon' told me. You can be born as newborn baby or you can 'remember' it one day. I 'woke up' on February 1988.

And...

There is no sign of canon here.

And the point is not only that the Lovegood couple have an eldest son...me.

But that even in our small 'Danish kingdom'1 everything is going wrong. For example, I am now 10 years old, and Luna is 6. It is now 10th February 1988 and soon I have to go to Hogwarts.

Just... a week ago I saw a canonical scene where my mother Pandora is trying to annihilate herself due to an experiment... I don't know what influenced it, but I had an outburst that slammed Pandora into one wall and her wand into another. It stung in the middle...and...f**k. That was hard, loud and painful. 

As a result, Pandora was saved, but turned into a squib due to an error in the calculations. Or it could have been annihilated altogether. And I'd beaten my ass to a rich crimson color... And now, returning to our little scene at the table... you can understand that Pandora is 'stable' and will live further.

The question is: haven't my new relatives noticed that their son is a bit of a refrigerator...ugh, I'm definitely becoming Lovegood! I meant reincarnator! Soon I reach 12-13 y.o. and I will be 'choking' 'wrinkled-horned snorkels'...

In short, they didn't notice. My behavior hasn't changed at all. Because that was me all the time!

Perhaps I need to explain a little more generally what kind of family the Lovegoods are.

The father's family is "officially" pureblood in the fifth generation, and the mother's in the tenth.

Xenophilius Lovegood – graduated from Hogwarts in 1970, began working for the Department of Mysteries almost immediately. By the way, to the question - who exactly does the Department of Mysteries work for - my father did not answer. But he pointed to his sleeve and smiled. Unbreakable Vow. I nodded. In general, if I describe it: it is quite difficult to match his 'nature' with the 'original' version. He loves Pandora, Luna and me very much. Among the innate features are the eyes with which he sees spirits and mental parasites. Well...Xeno sees a lot of things. And from him these eyes went to Luna.

Pandora Lovegood - Graduated from Hogwarts in 1970, either. But instead of the Department of Mysteries, she followed the scientific path. Master of Charms, Ritualism, Runes, Blood Magic, Potions, Alchemy. And...an absolutely infantile person. She's not mother. Oh, hell no. She's 'a sister Pandora'. Who loves family, but perceives Luna and me not as children, but as friends. From the innate and inherited - eyes that see magic. This was precisely the main reason that prompted Pandora, an infantile person, to dive into magic entirely.

Luna Lovegood is a little girl. What could anyone expect? That she is the heir to an endless series of ancient families, menorahs and other things?2 Yeah-yeah, for sure. Any other orders?!3 She is, of course, very talented and "big sister Pandora" works with her, but...she is now more concerned about the little animals, as well as the spirits that surround her. As I said earlier, she sees spirits and mental parasites.

What about me? Well, the knowledge of technomagic was revealed for me. Yes, I can't create a spaceship and I can't open a portal to other worlds to start the Great Crusade in the name of the Emperor of Mankind... but... I'm not even 11 yet! Of course, for the first weeks I walked around like a dazed person and did not go apart of my books, but...the way is still too long. From the innate - I can see magic if I focus on it. But unlike Pandora, I can't see this all the time.

And then came March 29, 1988, I received a letter from Albus "many names" Dumbledore.

Pandora was out two weeks ago, and she decided to walk with me to Diagon Alley.