6 Boring Apps? Part 1
Song Of The Day -Red Battle Megumin vs Yunyun
"When all else fails: explosions." ― Laini Taylor,
"Good Morning! Oh i guess that you are still asleep"
All alone in the dark cave. What should i do to kill some time.
"Oh right, i will check all of the apps."
Alright first up. The Body And Soul Condition what is that.
I click the app called body and soul condition and blue hologram that shows human brain and heart pops in front of me
"oh lemme see"
WEIGHT: 85KG
HEIGHT: 190CM
HUNGER: 60%
HEARTBEAT PER MINUTE: 86 BEATS PER MINUTE
SOUL DAMAGE: 48%
BODY DAMAGE: 12%
SANITY 61% SANE
FATIGUE 12%
FOOTSTEPS PER :
DAY 22
MONTH 22
TOTAL 4 580 422
FREE STORAGE SLOTS 18
FERTILIZATION 100%
"Ah what?"
Now this is something else... I don't even know what kind of reaction I should have..
It´s amazing alright, the menu, the design of the brain and heart is amazing... but the stats.. ARE SO BAD WHAT THE HELL????.
I gained weight, my soul is damaged ??? That much???
Body is doing pretty alright, it´s regenerating at it´s own pace, but there is still some damage.
I believe I should be healed completely in a week or so.
But... What do you meeeeeean by Sanity??!!
Only 61 percent sane. That's really bad I tell you. But I don't really feel different?
Maybe the transportation into Byros broke me and I went insane for a while but I think I am alright now... right?
Moreover there are some things that she didn't tell me about.
First of all … I am glad that my balls are alright and they didn't receive any damage.
Now then i have some free storage slots.. Interesting. This works like a bag and I can probably put there anything. Not really sure about living things though. I need to experiment with this for a while...
But why only 18 slots isn´t that a little stingy of you?
Well, it doesn't matter let´s check my stats for now.
I clicked the third app lightly.
NAME Dominik Gray
JOB None
HP 100/100
ATTACK 5
DEFENSE 5
ATTACK SPEED 3
SPEED 4
MAGIC 0
ATTRIBUTES: Strength 3, Agility 5, Endurance 4,
Intelligence 9, Vitality 2.
LVL 1 EXP: 850/1000
AGE 16
RACE Half God-Half ???
SANITY Unstable Person
ABILITIES Time Freeze – 2 Seconds Cooldown 30 Seconds
INNATE POWER Songs Of Gods
USABLE POINTS 5
BLOODLINE Gray, The World is Gray
TITLES
The Beast – Your Libido is 50% stronger than that of an average human male
The Mind Of A Beast - Your knowledge on sexual techniques is close to unlimited meaning you can satisfy your partner 200% better.
Pervert – Your skills on peeking rival that of a predator watching its prey. Your sneak skills are 25% stronger.
The Extreme Virgin – Your First time will be 50% better than that of an average human male.
Hardcore Anime Fan - You have a 85% chance of getting into an anime world.,Be it a blissful or a nightmare one.
Megumin Is The Best – Your love for Megumin increases your explosion magic power by 80%.
The Survivor – Earned by surviving the transport to Byros. Your soul heals 40% quicker.
Worst Luck Ever-- You are marked by the Byros Curse. All shadow and black magic spells deal more damage to you by 200%.
The Wanderer From Another World-- You can survive in the worst environment.
Immune to Space Pressure.
The Intelligent One – Your Brain works faster and better. Your understanding of foreign languages is boosted by 50% and your reflexes are 20% faster.
The Last Gray-- The last survivor of the Gray lineage. Able to Use Shadowcloak ability for 2 minutes. Cooldown 5 min.
The Last ??? - ???§§§§ , %:+=*() $#&@.-ä§ 500% Crit from behind.
EQUIPMENT
Razor Headphones – Item Of Best Quality. Ensures the best experience in listening to music --- Legacy Class
Byros Phone – Item of destruction and Stability . It can guide you either to Light or Doom
--- ??? Class
Mastermind Japan Biker Jacket – The most Expensive Jacket on Earth at the moment. Comfortable on touch. --- Legacy Class
Black Shirt- Common Fabric, --- Common Class
Black Pants Of Luck – Your Luck Is 25% better than normally.
---Rare Class
Black Socks Of Despair – Your Poison is 50% stronger. - Lasts till you wash them.
--- uncommon class
Black Boxers Of Destiny - Automatic Wash. Your Boxers are always clean.
Your Sex appeal is stronger by 25%
--- Mythic Class
Nike Mag Sneakers - You are as fast as the wind, You will gain 20% movement speed while running towards your enemies . . Capable of double-jumping.
Uses 3 Cooldown 5 min.
--- Rare Class
EQUIPMENT POINTS 1000
ITEM POINTS 1000
CURRENCY Dollars- 500M Dollars via Paypal.
I continued to look at the screen... The more i looked the more confused i became.
What is this? And that?...
Half god half???... I am pretty sure my parents didn't telll me something.
Ah so weird anyway i will think about it later... The most important thing...
WHAT IS UP WITH THE SANITY AGAIN.
UNSTABLE PERSON... ARE YOU SERIOUS?
3 innate powers.. Out of that there is only 1 that i know what it does.
Not completely either... And my bloodline... No way to know what that is.
However these titles are scary. It's all because of that women!
But they are pretty handy so i don't mind that much...
Although i am really concerned about this ??? thing.
Equipment let's see.. Oh it's all right... I need to wash these socks though.
Now then onto the next thing we have here.
Minimap - -
4 signatures nearby
3 enemies nearby
1 treasure nearby
2 villages nearby
1 town nearby
3 neutral signals
There are 4 neutral monsters here. I might as well try to fight them.
But i don't even have a weapon...
There is a treasure in this cave?
I stood up as i looked the way the minimap showed me.
After a while i have arrived to the end of the cave. In the pure dark i saw a box with a golden coating. I opened the box and the light from it almost blinded me.
...
ChunChunmaru-
Damage 50-60
5% crit chance
Legacy Class
You've got to be kidding me.
